Why does it seem like most of /fit/ are legit alphaest of alpha

>>41439301
can tell op aint alpha

its all in the wrist

Simply faking it, at least for me.

>>41439309
obviously im not, its why i want to get the secrets to success from this board. you guys have more sexual partners at 17-18 than most guys have in their entire lives

File: 490.jpg (36KB, 479x349px) Image search: [Google]

36KB, 479x349px

>>41439301

>Why does it seem like most of /fit/ are legit alphaest of alpha males?

File: 1493392499977.gif (2MB, 500x281px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 500x281px

It's all an illusion.

I had sex sith 3 different girls before the age the age of 18 am i alpha?

>>41439301
Are we on the same board? Those types are the minority

>>41439350
constant huge "sexual fitness" threads.

constant new threads made about guys gfs

even feel threads talk about their girlfriends

i dont know where you are looking

Alright, it's time to talk one-on-one with everyone here.
Listen carefuly brahs, this is a confession.
It's a fucking act, there is no alphas on here.
We are all sad cunts, DYELs, pretending to be lifting on a daily basis.

>>41439317
This, wristlets ain't never gonna make it

>>41439301
im not tall, jacked, handsome or very smart.
i've never touched a girl.
i'm 24.

>>41439377
kek

>>41439377
shhhh, you're not supposed to say it out loud
>mfw havent' been to the gym in a month
fugg

>>41439301
its just genetic lottery, I got lucky being tall, my mom was a track runner and dad a football player so I can put on muscle and take off fat like nothing. I'm smart but too goddamn lazy to apply myself to anything but hoisting. There is no secret to being alpha, either you are or you are not. Maybe some test would help you?

>>41439614
>not been to the gym in a month

prepare to feel suicidal when you go back. or if you go back faggot.

>>41439678
I have a paper deadline this Friday (fuck you NIPS), so I probably won't be back until the weekend.

Not worried though, I do this all the time: start lifting, get into the groove, get depressed, stop lifting, rinse and repeat

>>41439301
>/fit/
>alpha
>tall
>jacked
>handsome
>smart
>fuck countless hot girls/beautiful girlfriends
Nah mate, /fit/ is the new /r9k/.

>>41439718
I see, I myself have a 500 word essay due by friday and I don't think I'll have 45 minutes to better myself either. fucking college man

>>41439751
Top kek

>>41439751
kek, but I don't think you know what I'm talking about. this is a conference paper, and I'm basically gonna be pulling all-nighters for the next 5 days.

shouldn't even be on here but I'm hungover af

>>41439377
>It's a fucking act, there is no alphas on here.
>We are all sad cunts, DYELs, pretending to be lifting on a daily basis.
No fucking shit. OP was clearly being facetious. /fit/ is a fucking mess of insecure teenagers and manchildren. You only get a few anons whose egos are in check, and are actually successful in at least one metric

>>41439377
this. /fit/ is a eLARP board

>>41439903

> highly successful across multiple metrics
> not successful in social metric and watch people with less success in aforementioned metrics be happier than me

>>41439955
Can't win 'em all, Johnny

>>41439301

We're mostly sigmas desu