/fraud/ - Steroid General Can't get hard from (non-rap

has anybody used any injectables while having kidney issues? my right kidney is only partially working, and i'm looking into doing a test e cycle. any ideas?

oldfags pls come back

>>41431274
Whats your kidney lvls?

>>41431240
Whats yall experiences with roids and tattoos? they would be a more attractive option if i didnt have a pretty detailed tattoo on my arm that could get warped pretty easily

>>41431286
No.

>>41431280
hmm i'm not sure about the exact number.but the doctor said that the right one is only 30% functional.

Day 3 of my 75 mg anavar cycle and I don't feel it yet WTF

>>41430963
>>41431030

I just like petite girls, and certain aesthetics, of course I like tall girls too.

Actually was mirin' this girl from behind the other day, short mini skirt and high socks that cut off mid thigh and do that pinchy thing and red jacket while I was at work.

When I saw her from the front I felt bad because her face looks like she's 13, normally tall girls here (Japan) arent that young.

>>41431286
you know what looks super cool? barbed wire across your 'cep. Classic, aesthetic, and masculine. It's usually flash in studios so you can even get it pretty cheap if you don't mind single twist. traditional twist is usually custom work.

What kind of effect do steroids have on cardiac muscle?

>>41431373
You're using steroids for females

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>>41431373

LOL. Just use some Test.

>>41431431
I'm not using a test base suppression from anavar is a meme

>>41431403
>and do that pinchy thing

??????????
>>41431414
make bigger.

>>41431414

Left Ventricular Hypertrophy

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>>41431437
Like this

>>41431484
HNNNNNNNNNGGGGGG

>>41431493
That's a child

>>41431497
hnng

>>41431502
Pedophilia is wrong

>>41431511
Yes.

>>41431511
>Getting riled up over cartoons

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>>41431536

>>41431518
>>41431536
That's a CHILD!!!!

>>41431549
No it isnt, it isnt real

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>>41431562

Did pinning ED solved your acne issues, CHEM?

>>41431706

No, when I was on that high Test/Mast blast, it was so bad only Accutane did anything. I felt like shit while on it, and my lips were fucking cracked as the desert, but it seems to be a life-long effect.

Honestly, just fuck short esters though. I recently ran ~200mg of Tren Ace a week using EoD shots, and I broke out immediately when my skin had been clear for ages up until that point.

I'll stick with a maximum of two 1cc injections of long esters a week using a 29g 0.5" slin pin from now on, shit is so nice and painless.

>>41431275
i've been posting here for 2 years now(is 2 years an oldfag???)

you may remember me as Anonymous?

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>>41431725
Is pinning long ester EW the way to go?

I heard good things about pinning long esters ED.

Even on SteroidCalc, it shows that you only drop insignificant levels, long esters jump pretty low from the peak.

>>41432101

I never really notice much of a difference between once a week or twice a week with long esters DESU.

Honestly I'm just a pussy who hates pinning, and so I use slin pins that can only hold 1cc. I'm willing to do it a max of like twice a week, so that limits my usage to whatever I can fit in those two CC's.

Or I could do one overfilled 25g 3cc syringe with 3.5mL gear.

But yeah, if I could pin everything in one shot once a week, definitely would. That's why I brewed my last Test E in MCT at 500mg/mL.

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>>41432133
>That's why I brewed my last Test E in MCT at 500mg/mL.


P I P
I
P

>>41432167

PIP free, surprisingly.

It didn't even need EO or Guiacol, it held just fine in 2/20 BA BB.

>>41432174
Don't long esters usually go for 2:15?

How will I know wh n anavar kicks in

>>41432219
When you grow a pussy from taking girl drugs, now fuck off.

>>41432133
Is that why you started with orals?

Even kids inject themselves with insulin needles every day... ahahaha

>>41432223
I put 10mg in my gfs food a couple times a week

>>41432236
This is morally heinous.

>>41432255
I'm trying to make her clit bigger because I can't find it

>>41432273
you should try 50mg bud

>>41432273
How do you miss the clit???

>>41432273
Then try something more androgenic you retard. Sprinkle some dbol.

How much are you guys eating during your cycle? I'm 5'10" 200lbs and was eating 6k during my cycle just to gain anything. I'm off the cycle now but still struggling to get enough calories in, even breaking 5k is hard. TDEE calculators tell me my TDEE is like 2600 which is basically breakfast for me.

>>41432224

No, I used Epi back when PH's were still legal and fell for the "They're not real sterons and are safer and legal" meme.

>>41432317
Are you trying to get fat?

>>41432133
Enanthate is a bit of a rollercoaster once a week, and also bigger injects once a week will as have bigger estrogen spikes.

>>41432497


I mean ideally we'd just have Decanoate or Undecanoate esters of everything available

>>41432518
If youre BnC for some time yeah. If youre planning on coming off then switch to a short ester in the last 3-4 weeks or so will save you valuable recovery time since it can start a lot quicker with short half life esters clearing quickly.

I would like some Trest Deca though.

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> girls confirmed for degenerate groomers

>>41432317
3700kcal
6'1 210lb

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I saw King Arthur today. V fun if you like sword n sorcery or fantasy in general. Ex called three times during the showing tho.

Spent 2 hours doing lateral raise variations tonight because it was my off day so what else was I supposed to do? Should I buy more tren?

>>41432631
>Should I buy more tren?
mhmm. I've got 9 vials on order. Would be my first time on Tren. Can't wait til I'm wanting to rip my dick off.

>>41432644
People exaggerate. Or maybe not and I already have major preexisting issues with an aggressive sexual nature.

Try it out a report back, I don't feel any Horner on tren. The same 8-12 boners a day and the need to fuck every 3-4 hours stays consistent.

>>41432655
Is tren cough a meme or?

That's really the only thing I'm worried about and people in my house getting suspicious that I'm coughing my lungs up every day at a specific time.

>>41432671
why is there tren cough but not test cough?

>>41432671
Yeah it happens. People exaggerate the impact though.

>>41432672
There is.

>>41432672
did the toblerone for 7 months and only got the cough twice
was e tho.

only lasts like a few mins

>>41432707
what? i was saying, you always hear about tren cough, but i've never heard anyone ever say they got a cough from pinning testosterone. supposedly tren cough is from tren entering your bloodstream after nicking a vein. same thing could happen with test, and arguably, it should more often because i'm sure more people are pinning test than tren.

>>41432739
It does happen with test though. Tren probably just aggravates that mechanism much more strongly. I have coughed with test though.

>>41432751
hmm i'll have to look out for it then. perhaps it's just much more mild since your body doesnt hate test. i read /r/steroids a lot and i've never heard anyone mention it, but everyone is always scared of tren cough.

pinned chest for the first time the other day, spooky feel seeing the needle go towards where you're heart is.
i had to stop after putting half the liquid in because i started to feel like i was gonna pass out. ended up laying on the floor for a few minutes then finished it off in the delt.
>>41432739
whoops sorry friendo, responded to the wrong person.

If you can't pin your forearms youre basically dyel

>>41432355
Did you actually try Trestolone (MENT)?

>>41432600
LOOK AT THAT FUCKING HONKER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hv4zEFoKuWo

"But if you haven't been training for at least 10 years naturally, I highly don't recommend it."

Kek. Fuck this gook.

Did glands man finally killed himself ?
pls say yes

>>41431240
First timer how and where do I start my life of /fraud/?

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>>41433137
You look at Anzu and you think "Why won't she love me?"

>>41431275
Die.

We wanted your dumbass dead then and we still do now, you worthless cunt

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A little birdy told me that roiders here like traps. Would a FtM suffice?

Need your advice, I bought some anavar a while back, at the time it was new to my source's store and there hadn't been any reviews.

Now a few months have passed and it's had some really mixed reviews, some saying it's great and some saying it's terrible. One guy claimed to have had it tested and said it wasn't only anavar it contained something else.

If I had more money I would just throw it away and be more careful next time, but I'm not, I spent a decent amount of money on it and I want to take it.

What do you think? my logic right is to just say fuck it and take it anyway as long as I also have tamoxifen on hand there shouldn't be any real issue, right?

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>>41433603
He's got good form.

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>>41433615
...and he's ever so fashionable. What a tease.

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>>41433603
>>41433615
I think jerry is trap'd out. Plus I don't think he likes FtMs.

>>41433614
Eh. I'd just do it as long as long it's not going to cause you any permanent damage.

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>>41433631
ftm's are handsome though I don't blame jerry

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>>41433678

>>41433678
>those shoulders and waist

That cunt was born to be a man.

>>41433698
Makes you wonder what HRT can offer a roider if it does this a women what would it do to a man.

>>41433707
looks legit alternative to steroids. I just need to get some of that shit.
http://www.ftmguide.org/ttypes.html

>got 60x50mg var for free
Is it worth running it on its own for a mild cycle? I'm not a woman but it seems like a waste not to use it

>>41433767
good for summer, if you are lowish bf and diet is good 50 will make a big difference.

>>41433767
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU FAGS AND YOU'RE FUCKING VAR

Every single thread there's always three completely fucking nigger brain retards wanting to do var only cycles, why their var isn't working etc. STOP var only cycles are dumb unless you're a girl.

Var will shut you down.

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>>41433785
Stay mad

>>41433779
>>41433767
oh wait a second, I read mid cycle, not mild as in var only.
Fuck no, what you should really do is do us all a favour and kys.

>>41433779
Nice one, I was thinking of running 1 week at 50 then 5 weeks at 75 as that would allow me to do PCT before holidays, is that a bad idea? Also what should I run for PCT?

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>>41433799
>>41433788
Kill yourself so I don't have to meet your retarded ass in Heaven.

It's a fucking bad idea. It will hurt you. If you don't want to listen to anybody except those who just validate you, why do you even ask? You will crash your test, you will feel like shit, your body will be shit and I hope it kills you.

>>41433718
>legit alternative to steroids

They ARE using steroids.

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>>41433825

>>41433814
I've already got it and it was free, I've heard legit things about it as well for a first cycle

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>>41433880
So? Don't do oral only cycles.

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>MIDWAY
>DISPLAY THEIR MIGHT
>ORDERING CARRIERS
>ADMIRALS AT WAR

>WE MEET AT MIDWAY
>TO WIN THE FIGHT
>TACTICS ARE CRUCIAL
>NAVAL WAR

>>41433870
wait what do you think ftm hrt is?

they inject testosterone into women to turn them into men. that's pretty much it.

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>>41433969
>they inject testosterone into women to turn them into men

They will never be men. At best they're convincing men. There's got to be a better way at treating these people than injecting toxic levels of hormones into them.

>>41433614
You get your stuff off tor browser? What website?

>>41433995
NO SOURCE TALK

>>41433969
i was saying >>41433718 baited you, it was an obvious bait shoulda ignored it

>18
>358ng/dl

is it even worth it to PCT at this point?

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So much low quality bait right now. Guess mommy let her little bodybuilder browse 4chan on the weekend.

>>41432357
Nope, this is just to gain any weight at all. My bf% is around 15-18%

>>41432624
Confuses the shit out of me, lol

>>41434063
you'll get back to your shitty levels faster and won't lose as much gains at the end of your cycle.
or you can just b&c for life

>>41434145
yea that's what I meant, cruising instead of PCT. I don't want to lose all my gains because I have the test of an 85 year old man. I'll just illegally give myself trt for life

>>41434153
Feels good

>>41434153
yes, you, as a 18-year-old kid can definitely take a decision like that that will impact the next 60+ years of your life

>>41434180
>>41434145
Or if I get little sleep, eat no sat fats etc and get like under 200 on a bloodtest, will they perscribe trt for an 18 year old?

>>41434186
youre right , I'm just mad I'm a genetically inferior numale

>>41433678
this bitch got a better beard than me..

>>41434186
he can tho

>>41433814
You're replying to two different people

And people like you are retarded

>"o-orals will destroy your liver and you'll die a slow painful death as a skeleton"

10 minutes later

>"hey man, you should kickstart your cycle with 6 weeks of dbol"

>>41434206
You could artificially crash your test levels by injecting test and then coming off without PCT

>>41434221
I never said they'd would or wouldn't destroy your liver you dumb cunt.

The point I made was about oral only cycles.

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day 0: 86.4 kg
day 1: ??
day 2: 84 kg
day 3: 83.6 kg
day 4 83 kg
day 5: 81.9 kg
day 6: 82.4 kg
day 7: 83.2 kg
day 8: 82.3 kg
day 9: 81.5 kg
day 10: 80.1 kg
day 11: 79.9 kg
day today: 79.7 kg

n-n-nno! I didn't change anything don't slow down

>>41434253
How long are you going for 14 days?

>>41434259
was hoping to aim for low double digit bf% but I can't stay on dnp forever so I will have to see. might quit pretty soon, do a reverse diet for some time then try dnp again

>>41434186
He's already fucked at that level.

>>41434272
Just how fucking fat are you?

>>41434296
you decide when I post comparison pictures. I am a 173 manlet however if that says something.

>>41434312
yeah it says a lot, fatty

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>>41434338
t-this is a friendly, bully-free zone

>>41434350
pipe down, midget

>>41434358
see >>41434350

>>41434136
That's really fat dude...

Would you buy test for these prices?
Testosterone enanthate 250mg x10 - $75

I was interested in doing a simple cycle of test for 10 weeks, but the prices are insane here in Scandinavia. That would end up costing $750 ONLY for the test. And that's without AI and PCT. Kind of insane.

>>41434518
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>41434518
what the fuck

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>>41434518

>>41434518
sluta vara dum i huvudet

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>>41434525
Here's some more fun
Arimidex - 28x1mg - $128
Nolvadex - 30x20mg - $70

>>41434518
I recommend rechecking your math. it's not 750 unless you think you're going to inject 2.5g/week

>>41434555
sent me an email @ [email protected] that shit is ridiculous.

>>41434555
let me guess, australia or any scandinavian country

>>41434556
hes talking ampules

>>41434593
don't mind him he's just retard dipshit. it's not that expensive here. he's probably just 16 yo and can't into preschool math.

>>41434635
he specifically mentioned x10. even if it's ampoules, it'd be 10 ampoules of 1ml @ 250mg/ml for $75

I guarantee he did his math incorrectly. there's nowhere in the entire fucking world you would pay 75 dollars for 250mg of test

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>>41434651
> 75 dollars for 250mg of test
thats exactly what he said tho, hence why test alone would cost him $750 for a cycle

Hes in scandinavia, good luck finding lots of options there, not to mention the police literally go to gyms and drug test you and if you decline your membership is terminated. only a few are exempt (non commercial gyms full of gear heads)

>>41434697
no, that's not what he said at all. you're just as dumb as he is.

>>41434697
there are TONS of options here if you're not retarded. unfortunately for him he is.

>>41432739
>>41432707
>>41432671

Never had cough but three injection days in a row of tren e I must have hit bloodstream directly as my heart rate shot through the roof uncontrollably for 15 minutes... never happened with test e either before or after that. Weird.

>>41434697
Gotta stamp out that toxic masculinity.

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>>41434730

>>41434828
this is confirmed fake btw

>>41434849
I know. But worse happens

>>41434828
Well to be fair there is no way he is natty. I mean look at his huge rippling fake muscles.

>>41434864
Yeah, that's why the fake one took off instead of all the real articles... that don't exist

>>41434828
>>41434849
something like that happened to me at my gym

there's a police officer who works out there, stared at me all the time when i worked out. One week he showed up 3 days in a row in uniform with 2 other police officers as well. They chatted with the regulars at the gym, said they were looking for one specific individual about anabolic usage, and gave a description (which described me). Got tipped off from a friend at the gym and switched gyms, lul

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>>41434943
Fuck Sweden honestly. When are you actually going to Reich and stop this soulless commie bullshit?

>>41434971
this was norway btw

they only care about the youngsters though, the old juicers doesn't get any shit from the police, even though is obvious usage

>>41434971
the people there are brainwashed. They legitamely think immigrants dont cause any problems and that the rapid increase of crimes has nothing to do with muslims and africans.

The police let themselves get beaten up before they even think about using a weapon against the attacker.

This is what happens when the majority of your government is run by woman. Its not a bad thing to have woman in politics but swedens government is literally all female

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>>41435004
What the fuck? I thought Norway was the premium non-cucked Sweden?

>>41435031
and yes i know this had nothing to do with the current topic
/pol

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>Not injecting immediately after working out for maximum gains

It's like you plebs don't even want gains.

>>41435083
you're supposed to inject pre workout retard

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>>41435090
fuck

>>41435031
>>41435043
dont worry about it. its bro talk. its relevant. fitness is inherently related to politics.

>>41435099
>>41435090
>>41435083
also, it only makes a real difference if you inject with TNE or TrNE pre workout, injecting a long ester pre wont really do much, although the oil itself COULD have some effect.

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>>41435114
>Not injecting every hour on the hour with undeca for maximum blood stability gains

stay smol

I hope you guys are appreciating my Tomori dump.

>>41435133
100mg per hour

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>>41435160
sorry I think you added an "m" in front of the "g" by mistake.

>not having 10g/ml solutions

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If Anzu is my 3d, Tomori is definitely my 2d

>>41435247
it is crazy, I come here once every one or two days, and every single time I am baffled by how beta and pitiful you are.
what is wrong with you?
If jerry didn't go completely buttfucking crazy you would be the new number 1.

Now you are just second in line, but still.

How old are you?

>>41435133
>>41435177
>>41435247
stop fucking posting cartoons you manchild

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>>41435275
Nice try Stalker anon.
>>41435281
No.

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>>41435281
4chan is a website founded upon Japanese culture, its only natural that when we discuss fitness we do so on this website because we appreciate certain media like anime and manga and jpop

Stop getting triggered and just discuss sterons

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>when you can fuck as much as you want thanks to tinder and finally understanding the submissive bdsm mind of the female but you have yet to find love cus every woman that takes a liking to you, you get bored of and push away


why am i like this

I was just wondering what you guys do for rest days, I just did my first pin 3 days ago. As a natty i was working out 6 days a week 1 day rest. Should i stick to this regiment?

>>41435338
have you tried not being twelve

>>41435348
Because you have either oneitis, unsolved issues with female family members or you've never pushed passed the "boring" phase.

Or you just like the idea of finding the one but you don't want the journey to come to an end.

>>41435309
I really had to laugh when you said that you felt miserable the whole day when you dreamt of your ex.
Still cucked

>>41434253
>eats same calories but weighs almost 7kg less
>why is my weight loss slowing down

?

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>>41435357
I understand that as a 14 year old you're undergoing changes and want to rebel from your parents but please understand this is thread is to discuss steroids

If you want to use a non-Otaku oriented website please head to www.reddit.com

My test/tren blend should come in by tuesday and then Im going to just cruise on 200 ew for the entire summer. I havent ran tren before and Im not looking to get huge, I just want to live a comfy summer and recomp into a more aesthetic body. I might do a full blast of it at the end of the year after I come back from vacation but for now I think this should suffice.

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>>41435389
It's still a fresh wound ;_;

>>41435377
no family member issues
what is oneitis?

i dont know
>maybe ive just grown narcisistic and fuck for confirmation and use women as a tool to keep my ego on top

nah, i think im either just still mentally immature, or that i has to get my shit together, writing it, that seems most possible

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>>41435427
>what is oneitis?

You have an infatuation for one specific girl and you've placed her onto a pedestal that no other girl can possibly reach. Leaving you sad and alone.

>>41435397
post some more lolis and start a skype fap session with jerry to soothe the pain

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>>41431403
Dont feel ashamed, little girls dress sexy on purpose

>>41435349
If you did that natty yiu could definitely change your programming
Try fiddling with volume or intensity

>>41435275
What do you mean

>>41435396
>cruise
>tren

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>>41435450
She's not even loli. Highschool.

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>>41435442
oh yeah well shit that one hit close to home
>she cheated on her bf with me for a few months
>promised ill never catch feelings for her cus she could/would do the same to me
>guess what happens
>and shes still together with her cuck bf even though he found out

>>41435391
>?
but my calorie intake is practically zero with cucumbers, lettuce and water, in the first place

>>41435501
fugg nigga, you need to do something about that

>>41435454
back when you just talked about fucking pillows and a tranny here and there he could have tackled you as the kind of autists.

But then, maybe because you felt the danger you transcended your older self and now all you talk about is, only getting hard to children getting raped, and killing girls.

You are no longer just a strange autist living with your pillow wife, but a danger to society. And that just because of your own shortcomings. You want hurt someone else because of how mentally weak you are. The mental fortitude of a 8 year old with down syndrome.

I liked you jerry, but you have gone over the top.


>>41435461

sure thing. if I say this baby is a 30 year old single mother it is no longer child porn, just milf porn.

>>41435454
I only plan on running it for like 15 weeks, after that I'm going to stay on test only for a while. I shouldnt fuck myself up that badly. I just want to have a comfy summer life.

>>41435454
are you thinking the 6 and 1 rest is fine though, or could i go for 7 days a week no rest days? cause i feel like i should be out lifting weights right now.. :(

>>41435518
what can i do?
I managed to let go of her like a month ago, then some days ago she comes liking my flexing pics on instagram and down the hole i fall again, ive been thinking of blocking her ass, but i dont want her out of my life completly, fuck

shes a bad barbie bitch kind, the kind who sniffs coke off your dick with plastic tits, and somehow she got the upperhand of our "relation"

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>>41435529
Is something wrong anon? You're displaying unnecessarily aggressive tendencies.

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>>41435563
>what can i do?

Dunno. I had oneitis in highschool, eventually it just dissipated. Still think about her from time to time, but whatever. Can't help you anon.

>>41435563
block her.

is getting a massage at your gym, who doesn't allow fraudiing, with back roid zits a bad idea?

>>41432056
>t. newfag

>>41435536
It depends on your programming.
Based on how youre talking you can probably skip the rest day
But if you just started pinning, what ester was it?

>>41435563
Block her you beta bitch

>>41435529
The creeping insanity of solitude.
I am trying to figure out when I would financially be able to withdraw wholly from society

>>41435636
> doesnt allow frauding
Is this one of those
> pay for the squat rack
posts?

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>>41435636
What kind of gym offers massages and then also has a strict no gear policy? How do they even enforce that?

There's no way they can tell if you roid or not from anything but a blood test.

>>41435661
>>pay for the squat rack
uh no? but it's the city's largest gym and they offer massage as well
>>41435666
>There's no way they can tell if you roid or not from anything but a blood test.
well they might be able to tell it's roid zits and request a test. is it impossible to determine with a urinal sample with today's technology?

>>41435686
>request a test

Why do they have a retarded policy? It's a gym, your most loyal customers will be frauds.
You just say no because they have no right to any of your bodily fluid or genetic material.

It's possible to determine the "possibility" of steroids with a urine sample but to actually prove it, bloods are needed. An offending athlete usually just gets a match suspension until they get bloodwork done if urine shows back positive IIRC

>>41435704
>Why do they have a retarded policy? It's a gym, your most loyal customers will be frauds.
see >>41434697
>the rest
thanks, good to know

>>41435719
They're a gym not a government institution. They can't order you to do shit unless you have some cucked law which allows that.

>>41435735
nah but if you refuse I guess your membership is F

>>41435741
Then you ask where is it in the contract you signed which obliges you to take urine tests.

>>41435741

When I joined LA Fitness they made me sign some thing promising I wouldn't take steroids. There are plenty of dudes there who are clearly roided out of their heads. They don't really care they are just covering themselves. They don't want people roiding themselves to death and then getting sued by their families or something.

>>41435563
>wat do
>don't want to block her

you dun goofed negro

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>When you're cutting and just finish a hard workout and you cave and buy a 4 pack of Mars bars and down it but after, you go home and puke it all back up so you're back on track

>>41435563
My ex is the same way. Learn to ho the ho; have fun with treating her how she treats you.

>>41435338
4chan was a website found on trading lolicon and childporn after moot and the others were kicked out of ADTRW on somethingawful.

>>41436269
Could not be further from the truth

>>41436156
>how eating disorders start, the post
kek

>>41436156
patrician af

Just finished my last cycle of test and am thinking about DNP to jump start a cut for 2 weeks. My source in-town doesn't make DNP though and I can't seem to find an online source. Anyone got suggestions on places to start asking around (forums, etc)?

>>41437368
lemonparty.org
pretty smart name desu, lemons= yellow, dnp, yellow.

>>41437439
No source talk silly >:(

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Cal your m o t h e r s

>>41437583
Roiding for this

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What's a good bulking stack for someone who aromatizes a bit on the heavy side? I'm guessing it's best to avoid going too high on test or dbol.

I'm not looking for a certain "look" or dryness or anything. Just wanna get hyooge.

Could I put on 40 lbs of lean mass if I'm doing my first cycle at 500mg of Test E a week for 16 weeks?

>>41437921
lol no

>>41437936
How much could I put on then?

>>41437951
15-25

>>41437909
sdrol/adrol/tbol

>>41437959
you don't even lift

>>41437951
There's no answering this question

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>>41437971
kys

>>41437954
>>41437980
What if I haven't made noob gains yet and I'm 6'3 140 lbs?

>>41438018
see >>41437988

>>41438018
>What if I haven't made noob gains yet and I'm 6'3 140 lbs?
Then you probably shouldn't be roiding.

>>41438018
>6'3" 140 lbs

i admire your will power to not have the urge to hang yourself every single day

>>41438069
ignore this jelly manlet

>>41438069
>>41438124
That is like a really mean thing to say dude. Apologize.

>>41438069
>implying I don't

>>41438129
He's just mad that he looks the same after a 16 week cycle as he did natty

>>41438161
I don't know anything about that but for a fraternal general ya'll some petty hos.

>>41438161
>the same
>gained 14 kg mostly lean mass

k

>>41438161
Iktf.
Probably worse since acne.

>>41438186
14kg of zitz and water weight

>>41438203
Technically still lean mass. So good job I guess...

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Wew lads. The work waifu and I may be traveling to Denmark and Norway together later this summer with at least a couple other European cities in the works.

>>41438237
You gunna smash?

>>41438262
Why would you bring a wii on a work trip?

>>41438308
>wii
>not gamecube

pleb

>>41438203
not its simple math and logic
i gained 14 kg, cut down 4 kg so far

am now 10kg heavier AND LEANER than natty.

therefore = 10kg of pretty much pure lean muscle mass

>>41438308
kek
>Not packing multiple desktops and and laptop to set up a strip Lan-Party.
Pleb

>>41438325
Wow it's like you don't play homebrew

>>41438360
i have bad memories getting homebrew working on wii.

had to pull an all nighter to get the bootloader working and then another 4 hours to get project M working correctly.

Now i just play on dolphin emulator or my gc.

>>41438328
Hes taking the piss out of you. Take it as a sign of endearment.

I just got a "roiding for this"

>>41438382
I'm kidding. I don't play video games.

>tfw cutting and feel rly small

What do?

>>41438414
get tan

>>41438414
Refeed on pizza.

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> was gonna go for a ride and hit the gym today
> masturbate
> get super tired and do neither
> rest assured knowing my gains will stay regardless

>>41438409
im aware bimbsi. I dont actually know why i reply to these anons. Im prolly just bored like fuck.

Tomorrow is work again and i just want to play games maaaan reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>41438437
You should probably take your mother out or call her.

I'm day drinking w/ mine soon.

Do people still take clen, i don't hear about it anywhere near as much as i used to

>>41438427
It's not a looking flat issue it's a not enough muscle issue ;__;

>tfw wanna bulk but need to lose this belly first

kill me

>>41438463
its possible to lose a belly on a bulk

>>41438455
ö_Ö
im not going to get drunk with my mother lol.
she doesnt drink anway

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>>41438262
Eventually, I honestly just want us to have a great time. Tbh my dink would look stupid next to her and may be too big at first, she's a really small girl ~110lbs and 5'2 while I'm ~6'2 240. Measured my dick at 8.6x5.6" the other day so I'd probably have to eat her out for a long ass time before even trying to put it in.

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>>41438308
Not a work trip thankfully just for fun.

>>41438463
What's your height and weight at?
I always feel smol when cutting and like a fatty when bulking. It's just a permanent cycle of suffering.

>>41438487
On a lean bulk maybe. But who has time for that?

>>41438502
You can drink without getting hammered.
>tfw you'll never forget your mom"s terrible drunken dancing.

>>41438515
>she's a really small girl ~110lbs and 5'2
Fug. Small girls are the best.

I wouldn't worry about your dork. Every vagina is different. I've had short girls who could take it like a champ and tall girls who bottomed out at like 5". Just make her ride it the first few times.

>>41438515
I know height does not mean much in that regard, but whenever I take a short break from fucking my gf it hurts her like crazy the first few times we do it again.
It goes ok for a few minutes but then it hurts for up to 2 days. gets better with time, but I have to watch out a bit lol.

And don't even get me started on anal.


7.5*6.2

>>41438578
Oh, forgot to add gf is 5'4, was 95lbs, is now 110 or so.

>>41438578
That's the best though. I might be a bit of a sadist, but I love when girls complain about being sore, and have to walk funny. lol

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Fug. Now I can't stop thinking about short girls with big tits.

Off to fap.

>>41436340
lol I was there idiot

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There's another girl at work that's more interested in me then I am in her, mostly because I like the work waifu most even though she's older than me. Probably good for my relationships to have girls see I can be close with several of them without being weird, just gotta avoid the friendzone.

>>41438557
>Every vagina is different
I know I'm honestly a little scared eventually she'll see it and just say hell no. I'd probably have to get her really in the mood with romantic stuff and make her really want it. She moved to where we are now like 8 months ago and still doesn't really know anyone here since she works full time and is usually dead tired her days off or just content watching Netflix at home with her cats so I don't know if she's even had sex or been eaten out in the past 8 months.

If she rode it reverse cowgirl she'd probably hit it an angle where it's more like ~9" so not sure that's the best idea.

>>41438608
Hopefully she's into that. I'll probably get a really nice hotel room in Paris and see if she wants to do some 50 shades of grey stuff.

>>41438826
>not sure that's the best idea.
You let her ride, so she can control how deep. If she's tight there isn't a whole lot you can do other than lots of foreplay. But if she's on top she can stop before bottoming out, if she isn't into that there cervical stimulation.

>>41438826
Friend zone only exists if you're ugly. I've fucked most of my lady friend and it's actually a bad habit. Purposefully put yourself in the friend zone. It's a good thing.

>>41438536
5'9 and 185lbs

It's frustrating because my arms are veiny and small, legs are getting p small too now and my belly and titties are still chubby ;_;

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>>41438897
If things work out with the workwaifu then I'm perfectly happy being friendzoned by the other girl. She's cute and all with braces but she's not the same. Workwaifu has these huge eyes that she says are brown but whenever we're talking I always see that they're green and are super captivating. It's intoxicating and she's really calming to be around and talk to which is really nice for someone like myself that can be socially anxious at times.

And thankfully I'm not ugly.

>>41438883
True, I wasn't thinking like that. I read about the posterior and anterior fornix which apparently give stupidly intense orgasms and that's what I'll be shooting for with her. I want her to just be like "fuck, I've never felt like that before, give me more".

>>41438826
>I'll probably get a really nice hotel room in Paris
Lil beta bitch
She has you wrapped around ger finger
"Oh youre such a nice friend taking me on this trip! Like a brother!"

>>41438897
>Friend zone only exists if you're ugly.
See? Like why even try

>>41438897
>Friend zone only exists if you're ugly
Truth.
>>41439075
>~6'2 240
>socially anxious at times
The ride never ends.
>I want her to just be like "fuck, I've never felt like that before, give me more".
To be honest, a lot a girls have really low standards when it comes to sex.
Just don't tap out after round one.
You're a big guy (4u) with a big dick, not to mention the whole potential 8 months with no nookie.
She'll be adickted in no time.

>>41439260
>Lil beta bitch
>She has you wrapped around ger finger
>"Oh youre such a nice friend taking me on this trip! Like a brother!
why dont you make him feel better and such his dick, jer

>>41439260
You aren't ugly so?

>>41438608
It is in a way, until you notice your diamond dick from all the roids, and your gf unable to take it.
After the third hand/blowjob that gets a bit old too, and just takes sooo long.

But the girl is hooked. And you can do whatever you want with her because you can fuck her like no one else.

>>41438897
this, it always happens. Fucking women.
Even gfs of guys I am friends with tried to.

Most of the time it is even hard to say no, because you destroy their ego and they won't be friends anymore.
So fuck her or don't and loose her as a friend anyways.

>>41439373
Oh most of my lady friends are reasonable and aren't mad when I turn them down.

>>41439324
Yeah, it can suck sometimes.
That's why you've got to have multiple grils, or commit to jerking it a lot when blasting/on cycle.

>>41439373
>>41439388
Depends on the girl. I've had drunk female friends get angry and call me a faggot when I wouldn't fuck them (fatties, lol).

Others are chill with being friendzoned.

>>41439457
Amazing. Some people are children and some aren't. Who knew?

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>>41439260
>Lil beta bitch
>She has you wrapped around ger finger
Jerry pls, asuza would be thrilled if you did the same for her. Im not taking her on my trip as much as we're going together. Regardless everyone likes to be spoiled occasionally.

>>41439275
>The ride never ends
I know, I'm big and shit but I can still be awkward especially around people I'm attracted to.

>>41439287
>such his dick, jer
Woah there buddy, only the finest born-female lips for this big boy.

>>41439287
Im only into femine benis

>>41439290
Then explain the friendzoning and never being approached

>>41439487
Pillows dont need hotel rooms to be happy
They're happy just from my love

>>41439562
wtf is a feminine penis?

>>41439486
No! Everyone is the same all the time!
Gender is a social construct!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>41439487
>I can still be awkward especially around people I'm attracted to.
iktf
I'm a lot more suave via text.
irl it's
>I, ... um.. Your face is real pretty? S-show me your tits.

>>41439585
A tranny meme.

>>41439599
>push girl back inside
>lift by her neck and choke her kissing her
>push on floor, rut her and cum in her
>first words: you have a really pretty asshole

Iktf

>>41439585
Its a penis thats feminine, what are you, stupid?

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>>41439562
>Then explain the friendzoning and never being approached
Fuck waiting to be approached, go after whoever caught your eye and say atleast say hi and make up some reason to talk to them.

>>41439599
>Tfw equally bad in text and in-person
Fug. I must be good enough sometimes

>>41439628
Lol It's legit easier, for me, to do hook-ups than actual dates. Just show up and push her up against a wall for sexy time. Small talk is hard.

>>41439657
Yea I'm really dumb.
>>41439659
Saying things that are stupid doesn't matter if body chemistry works and you're just a decent person.

>>41439680
I like dates. I like small talk and big talk. It's easy, my job is telling strangers to buy hundreds of thousands of dollars in insurance; telling a girl to touch my dick for an extended period of time is nothing.

Like I said, as long as your entertaining and fun no one cares what you say.

Deus Vult

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>>41439681
>you're just a decent person
I try but it seems weird to me that it works given it's the opposite of the redpill bullshit that's been pushed by most guys growing up.

>>41439711
Dates are hard for me unless it's something active like hiking or going rockclimbing. I don't really like the 500 question dinner date.

>>41439659
Yeah, cause that works
Please.

>>41439711
>just be yourself

How do you guys even begin to find a source?

>>41439659
>https://www.instagram.com/p/BUDTYSQBxPR/

I unironically cannot find such women attractive on a deeper level. I mean, she is attractive and all but it would be weird to just talk to her about everyday stuff. That's not girlfriend material in this pic. Do you know what I mean?

>>41439757
You have to remember that the red pill shit is pushed by people that spend their lives being bullied in one capacity or another and thrive on maintaining that cycle of abuse. Adjusted people don't repeat this cycle.

Like I said, my job maintains that I build a narrative and rapport so it comes naturally. Find their weakness (a common talking point, exploring the how, what, when, etc) and just pick it apart.

>>41439711
I think it's a confidence thing to be honest. I've got no problems talking with like 7/10s and below. But I used to be a skelly so when i'm talking to 8/10s and up in the back of my mind there's these nagging "she's out of your league" type thoughts.

It's easier with a hookup though, because there's very easy to read feedback that she's into you. Sex makes the best icebreaker, imo.

>>41439757
>that ass

>>41439761
You gotta just be yourself, but a more confident version of yourself.

>>41439788
I unironically seek out these types. Read my trip, ho.

>>41439893
Is this what they call a fear of emotional intimacy?

>>41439921
No I'm crazy sappy, I just like bimbos.

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>>41439921
Real people are complicated.
Bimbos are easy and straight forward.

>>41439863

>>41439761
You gotta just be yourself, but a more confident version of yourself.


kek that reminds me of masts.

>be yourself, just less ugly

>>41439952
Did you ever have your gf hold you with your head on her lap while breastfeeding you and jerking you off? It's a nice feel

>>41440057
Why be a real person when I can be a meat slab and a penis?

>>41440087
Yes a lot duder like most nights

>>41440087
>>41440111
sissies

>>41440124
I got trips so it's actually a cool thing.

>>41440087
kek, mom complex to the max

>>41439779
ask the biggest guy at the gym

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>tfw no girl to try out lactation with
Seems hot in my mind, but I have a feeling it might not be as hot IRL.

>>41440214

My gym is small and consists only of dyels and old people.

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>>41439788
I see what you mean and desu I don't think she's terribly attractive either I just saved it because she was petite.

>>41439761
>Yeah, cause that works
Well obviously waiting for them to approach you isn't working real well either. Atleast smile when your eyes meet and if she reciprocates do some eye flirting like keep looking at her and let her catch you. Not creepy staring though.

I'm more retarded than you could imagine when it comes to flirting but that's always been what I do at first. Then again I only flirt with girls I genuinely think are beautiful not just a quick fuck.

>>41439863
>that ass
Them fitness sloots breh. Forget what her name is, she's on IG usually but usually not posting pics this good.

>>41440275
It's super hot and most women love it. Every fuckbuddy I've told wants to get into it. most women want to be a milf though.

>>41440320
>milf
I was thinking more sex cow.

>>41440417
They're synonymous

Virtues of blasting and cruising vs cycles? anybody have blood work to back up their opinions?

>>41440499
B&C
>don't have to come off ever

Cycles
>have to endure PCT after every cycle and lose your gains

Tough decision lad

>>41440299
Youre probably good looking and have hair

That eye shit doesnt work
they can tell with a single glance Im a smalldick virgin rapist and move on

>>41440538
I meant more along the lines of health issues (specifically impotence) but I appreciate all (You)s

>>41440538
>don't have to come off ever
Until you die of a heart attack

>>41440556
how small we talking?

>>41440569
Average

He just immediately writes women off because dropping cunts are intimidating maybe?

Sup /fraud/, been training natty for several years, but have always planned to juice when I get older and have more money. Rate my plan
>do Baby's First Cycle
>come off with no pct
>wait till test levels are definitely low
>get checked and hopefully prescribed trt
>???
>profit
Anyone ever try this?

why do I watch anime, it just reminds me of what I don't have.

>>41440569
Thats a gay question

>>41440607
Like youve ever seen my dick

>>41440622
Goodluck getting prescribed something other than clomid or hcg

>>41440710
show dick

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>>41440745

>>41440710
Really? I just assumed trt was the go-to for low t
Anyway I can influence it?

>>41440710
How many inches JerBear?

>>41440745
>>41440765
No
Go google images of earthworms, then zoom way out

>>41440754
Youd think
Test is the devil to docs, good luck getting it before 30

>>41440803
give us a number.

im trying to visualize a semi swole weaboo with a shrimp dick and a waifu tattoo but its not working.

>>41440803
If it makes you feel any better mine's only 5x5.

>>41440836
Because it's not a thing

>>41440803
Ah, that might work. To be honest, I'm only 19. However, I like to plan ahead, and I've always planned to start frauding at 30

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>>41440864
>only