>hey anon, have you been hitting the gym recently? >I can

>>41428103
Oui

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>>41428103
Of course, I enjoy painting in my free time. Perhaps I could paint you one day, haha.
When I don't feel like doing it, I also like to go down to my garage and make crossbows.

Programming and drones. If I didn't play guitar is probably be a wizard

>>41428103
I can see your nipples

>>41428131
kek

any mountain bikers in here?

>>41428143
Rarely but I love it. It's too bad I'm shit and also a pussy. Thanks for reminding me, I'm gonna hit up the trails in a few days

Oh sure. I'm kind of a bookworm and live to read.

I'm also a big advocate for animals and, being vegan, I am constantly trying new recipes and foods. Cooking is really fun and I need a kitchen partner to help me sometimes.

>>41428167
i'm pretty shit but I'm getting better. what bike you got?

>>41428193
A giant Boulder. As entry level as it gets but it gets the job done. Plus, if I ever go for a lighter bike, it'll be such a treat

i moderate chinese weightlifting forum in my spare time for no monetary compensation

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My main hobby is arguing with autists on the fitness board of a Bhutanese cheese carving image board, and sometimes I'll read or play the piano.

>>41428206
get a sik bike when youre more skilled

>>41428132
You sound like a pretty cool dude, would hang out with

>>41428103

moar

>>41428103
Reading books and playing mobas. :^)

Taxidermy

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>>41428231

>>41428103
>Read a lot
>Write for fun
>Speak 3 languages besides native one

What are your hobbies?
Sh...shopping? Ah... I see you like to listen to music?

Fuck off.

>>41428103
I make music, play handegg, ride motorbikes and speak french.

What do you do apart from look pretty?

>>41428521
She's singing an Italian opera at Carnegie Hall and mods Royal Enfield frames in her spare time.

>>41428432
Well, anon... what kind of books?

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Fellas, I just figured out that Rich Piana is an alien from an alternate dimension where Till Lindemann is a tomato that does steroids. :^)

>>41428103
she wouldn't even notice I lift because I look like shit AND have no hobbies

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>>41428432
By moba I hope to God you mean LoL and not that gay DotA/hon shit

>>41428612
I-I read dune right now.

>>41428693
what's hon? I only started playing because of blizzard desu. I play their shit.

>>41428504
me

>>41428693
bro lol fucking sucks. dota is where it's at

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>>41428103
>not being /fitlit/

>>41428103
I also read books and watch movies. Those are hobbies, right?

>>41428103
I get /out/

>>41428723
I play HotS now. It's casual as fuck but I don't have 8 hours a day to play assfaggots anymore so it works for me

I trade crypto and make TRPG figures with a 3D printer.

>>41429030
Do you make any money off your 3D printer?

I feel like saying "learning languages" as a hobby comes off as kind of autistic.

>>41429000
HotS is kinda fun. Shame it's dead as fuck.

>>41428192
>being vegan
preaching veganism isn't a hobby, get a life.

>>41428103

Oh thank you, I work hard for it. But when i am not, I will be practicing Taekwondo, programming, doing some photography, or maybe partying with friends. You like partying?

>>41429222
They released the 2.0 update so it probably attracted some more people. Too bad they are most likely all faggotwatch players

>>41429083
Girls love guys who can speak multiple languages, definitely not autistic.

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My life is
>going to class
>going to the gym
>study
>chill in the pc browsing internet/playing LoL

How I respond to that without sounding autistic

>>41429786
You're a full time student.
She should understand that you are in a grind right now.

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I spend hundreds of hours creating incredibly detailed and lore friendly fallout 4 settlements that I'll never show anyone because I'm playing on a potato hp laptop and all my screenshots would be ugly as fuck. At least I'm an architecture/design student so I can justify it to myself by saying I'm exercising my creativity.

>>41428192
got any snacks that dont taste like dogshit? its really hard not to eat beef jerky anymore.

>>41428103
I wrench on my car, my families cars, and my friends cars.

I like to take nature walks and volunteer at my local animal shelter.

>>41428138
tfw would actually just responded with this
>>41428103
>implying women genuinely care about your hobbies
>this is unironically a shit test

Also, a woman's hobbies are literally watching Netflix and browsing the online catalog for Sephora. You say really generic shit and suddenly everyone likes you.

>>41428103
Is this an autist response?
>"The little free time I have is usually spent working or in class"
Grils always seem to accept it

>>41428103
>tfw I actually have no other interests beside lifting, video games, and browsing the internet

It actually makes me really depressed, I just got a car a week ago so before then I could use the "no car" excuse, but now there really isnt any excuse.

There is literally nothing that I'm interested in. Reading, camping, drawing, writing, etc.. All sounds absolutely awful to do in my spare time. I want to do other stuff, but like i said nothing sounds remotely enjoyable.

>>41428103
Of course. None that would ascend my social status though.

>>41430168
>The little free time I have is usually spent working or in class"

Are you talking to women or doing a job interview?

Lmao

>Yea I draw a lot in my free time, and I like to get together with friends to play board games*

*RPGs and Miniature games but you call that board games to normies

>>41430131
This, is definitely true, always mention a social activity if a woman asks you your hobbies, even if it's bullshit.

skiing and boating

definitely dont sit in front of a c-computer for hours a day or a-anything hahaha

Im a fucking dork so yeah.

>board gaming
>miniature war games
>D&D
>Lego
>music, guitar, piano, sax, mandolin
>read a lot
>most likely will be studying anyway, not that thats a hobby

Lifting is like not even my top 5. I just do it, not even a hobby at this point.

>>41428134
>>41428134
how does guitar get you laid?

>tfw no friends to play in a band with
>not even good enough to join a band

>>41429786

Make stuff up. You played tennis once? Well:

>... I also enjoy playing tennis...

There you go, it's doesn't have to be true. It's not a court and no one will verify that you actually play tennis.

>>41428138
And yet nobody mentions the piercing. Fucking degenerates why are you normalizing this.

>>41430131
How do I respond to this shit test?

Honestly, how's a good way of responding what are your hobbies to a girl. I have hobbies but I don't feel like explaining them to other people

>>41430254
this guy iS A dyel tb.h

>>41430632
Something interesting you do on your own that you are good at and something social they could and would want to participate in

Shows you aren't a boring fuck and you have friends.

>>41428103
Bitch you need a cheeseburger

>>41428132
>haha
Jfc man get ahold of yourself

>>41428103
Would you mind if I touched your nipples?

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>>41428131
FPBP

I like to go camping with my wife and sons. I also enjoy getting my wife pregnant.

>>41430894
me too.

>>41430233
i guess it is autistic then, too formal maybe?

>>41430894
>Your wife's sons are also your sons
Ew gross, it's 2017
C M ON
M
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N

>Also misgendering your non-binary children like that

Ps camping is toxic masculinity

>>41428778
/fitlit/ shall rise

I read books
I maintain my herb garden
I study japanese/german
I make CYOAs
I enjoy taking long walks in the park
I volunteer at the local animal shelter and old folk's home
I play the tin whistle

That's all I can think of.

I sleep for 12-16 hrs at a time because why not and then I go to work. also your nipples are poking through your shirt. can I play on your swing now?

>>41428103
THINN

>>41428250
interesting, but how do you read a piano?

Lots of EU4 and WW2 documentaries. Hitler did nothing wrong, fuck the Ottomans.

>>41429000
>>41429222
>>41429899
checked

>>41428142
>>41430860
Please kill yourselves if you actually thought that was so funny it warranted a reply and probably also fuck off b2r.

>>41428103
I play Kerbal space program

>>41430403
Because it's fucking hot, you flaming homosexual. Also shows that the chick has at least somewhat of a wild side to her, which makes it even hotter. You'd realize this naturally if you weren't obsessed with packing fudge and tossing salads.

>>41428103
I work and hang out with friends. Why do I have to do more?

>>41430403

Most girls nowadays have tats/piercings, you fucking retard

>>41432144
In all fairness, most girls today are also whores. Like, not saying all girls with tats/piercings today are whores, but most girls today will cheat if they get the chance. That's why I have a bro to the bro test.

Have a friend try to cuck you and fuck your girl. If she accepts, then she already accepted with 5 other guys, move the fuck on or keep her as a side bitch.

>>41428539
>Italian

Gypsy trash

I make anime music, i mean nu-age prog metal

Does taking mescaline, and other varying hallucinogenics, while catching and identifying insects count as a hobby?

It seems likes something I shouldn't openly admit to women whose walls I'm trying to get into.

>>41432191
Sick.
Got anything you want to share?

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>>41428103
Playing guitar, riding my motorcycle, fixing things around the house, chopping wood with my old man

>>41432159
What if she accepts but your bro says she didn't, because he also wants to keep tapping that ass and cucking you for shits and giggles?

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>>41428132
You forgot about your hobbies of fedora collecting and fedora tipping, with your record of 28 tips in one day

>>41432262
Find real bros then.

>>41432285
How do you know they're real? Would you just ask the chick if she fucked your bro even if the said she didn't?

>>41432310
Then you lie an say he said she did, and make it elaborate, and tell her she's getting kicked out if she doesn't admit to it. Then kick her out if she does.

It's not hard to manipulate women, I do it all the time.

>>41432351
Thanks man, good advice there. I'll keep that in mind for future reference.

>>41431708
Fuck off Reddit

>>41430044
fucking kek

>>41428103
>looking good for you is a full time job

followed by netflix and scram

My schedule is pretty tight now, I used to hikedriveajeekayakrockclimbbirdwatchskydivesurfscubadiveparaglideliontameifyoudontreplytothispostyourmotherwilldieinhersleepsnowboard on the weekends but I have little time now.

>>41428103
>you... you do have other hobbies... right?
Yeah. I spend my evenings dressing up in women's clothing and masturbating furiously to videos of ISIS executing their prisoners. I also collect stamps and pictures of pretty girls like you.

Speaking of which, what about your hobbies?

Well, I do weightlifting
I also play the guitar, the piano and sing
Driving around aimlessly is also something I like to do
Wouldn't call it a hobby but I'm interested in linguistics and can speak 4 languages

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>>41432351
>It's not hard to manipulate women, I do it all the time.

>go on /pol/ 3 hours a day
>haha i am really into philosophy and politics

>>41428103
>you... you do have other hobbies... right?
Nope, frig off roastie

>>41432685
>tfw i justify my time on pol as a "geopolitics" hobby

>>41428103
How are people seeing this as a shit test, jesus this is one of the first things I want to find out when I meet anyone, boy or girl. It's so I know what to talk to you about, or what we could do together, it's just a check to see if we're going to get along.

Fuck you guys are getting too deep on this shit.

>>41432278
>Tips not Sips
>Making it
Pick 1 + 1 - 1

>>41428103
Being the town rapist consumes most of my free time tbqhwy

>>41432258
Similar hobbies to me, what kind of genre do you play?

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>>41428444

>>41432813
But do you even know what geopolitics is?

>>41428103
ye gurl it's called licking dem nips

>>41428132
B my frnd

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I read philosophy books, browse the web, and work as much as i can. I'm not looking to make friends though, so make up your mind, should i go now or after sex?

who writes this kind of shit? nobody talks this way. Stop daydreaming about conversations that will never, ever happen.

>>41430321
play in front of random girls, make eye contact, smile, get number

>>41428231
HE DOES IT 4 3

>>41432027
sometimes the simplest posts are the best

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>>41428103

>>41428103
>small perky tits
>freckles

>>41432819
>>41432819
>implying i have any hobbies
this is why it's a shit test

>>41428103

>Hit the club with some Estonians yesterday
>"So what's a typical day like for you anon?"
>"uh... I wake up, do my mobility routine, drink a litre of milk, go on my computer for a bit, go to the gym, come back and eat then go on my computer again"
>get a disgusted look

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>tfw /lit/ without the /fit/ yet

>I'm trying to get more serious about guitar and music theory and like to go bodyboarding when there are no sharks around. I like to go backpacking, too, but there's been no time for that.
>Also I like to debate the merits of pursuing a PhD in STEM because in my own personal experience I found that research was almost entirely a circle jerk of inapplicable niche scientific discoveries pursued by people whose self-importance is defined by their ability to make any modicum of scientific progress

I write racist books and masturbate a lot

>>41432144
>I hang out with a particular crowd where everyone fell for the piercing and tattoos meme, so that's what it's like everywhere

>>41436107
Read about steroids you dork

I had the hobby of playing music and game design before starting a real job and had to make room for friends and vydia somehow eheh. Fit remains my first stable hobby of course