>Walk into 2011 gym >PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

>>41427233
>nobody in the squat racks, all the 35 and under dumbbells being used for curls

I don't miss it

Why are there so many posters from /tv/ here?

>>41427233
>walk into 1996 gym
>YOU GET WHAT YOU GIVE starts playing

I remember gyms in the 90s were way better than now, I've been lifting since 1994

>>41427233
>PARTY ROCKERS
Hey grandma.

>>41427291
> I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE

You mean party Rock is in the house tonight?

>>41427233

It is PARTY ROCKER SIN THE HOUSE

>>41427291
>>41427352
https://youtu.be/JTMVOzPPtiw

>>41427233
Kek my fucking ass off.

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>enter gym
>notice my cousin Louie and Big Vinny standing is front of the squat rack
>time slows down
>"MA IL MIO MISTERIO E CHIUSO IN ME"
>shit, I'm gonna get done in, shouldn't have gotten greedy with my cut
>"Il NOME MIO NESSUN SAPRA"
>they draw and shoot me several times while I'm unarmed
>Louie stares at me as I die, holding back his tears as he recalls our childhood in Sicily
>give him a look that says, "better me than you kid, better me than you"
>Big Vinny grabs him by the shoulder "what the hell are you waiting for? we have to go!!"
>they exit the gym and leave in big vinny's shitty fiat as the rest of the gym patrons stare in shock
>"DILEGUA O NOTTE! TRAMONTATE STELLE""
>few blocks from there
>my little brother Jimmy is counting the money in a storage unit
>someone bangs on the door
>"who is it?"
>"It's Michael."
>"fucking Michael...?" Jimmy stands up and presses the switch that opens the door, all the while muttering "who's that motherfucker"
>door slowly slides up and reveals that Dirty Russian Bastard with his tommy gun
>empties the whole thing while laughing like a maniac, bullets shred the money which snows down on jimmy's bloody corpse
>back to me, dying on gym floor, people have formed a circle and watch me die in awe without doing anything, some even filming with their phones
>I realize the irony, the absurdity of life, cough blood a few times and die with a painful grin on my face
>"TRAMONTATE STELLE! ALL'ALBA VINCERO!"
>in his office on the 23rd floor of his building, don Cacciatore stares through the window and starts crying

>2013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYtGl1dX5qI

I fucking hate that song so much

>enter 2009 gym
>APPLE BOTTOM JEANS

>enter australian gym in 2010
>some lebo cunts with weird haircuts are blasting https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpW3u8dJl_Q and film themselves working out

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>walk into gym in 2011
>WE GON ROCK THE CLUB
>WE GON GO ALL NIGHT
>WE GON LIGHT IT UP- LIKE ITS DYNAMITE!

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>2011+6

Fuck

>>41428290
I'm afraid I don't follow this gym mafioso drama

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>You got your high brow, switchin' your walk
>And you don't even look when you pass by
>But you don't know the way that you look
>When your steps make that much noise
>SSSSH

>>41428423
I posted the zyzz reference a few posts before yours and now I find myself going through his old vids, the feels are hitting me hard... Used to use them as a motivation while being a /fit/izen in 2010, time flies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YsGJz3j4os

>>41427233
>Walk into 1940 gym
>Sieg heils to everybody

>>41428290
Stay golden pony boy

>>41427284
/tv/, /pol/, /v/, and /r9k/ are very popular boards, and everyone passes by /fit/ at some point.

>>41427276
get out legfag

>>41428290
Top kek fratello

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>enter gym in 2012
>TAKE MY NUMBER, CALL ME MAYBE

>walk into c5th bc gym
>olive oil up
>wrestle a qt
>take a liking to him so sodomise him then and there
>he becomes my fucktoy and student
>teach him the ways of starting strength
>get his squat up to 4pl8
>hes ready to take a wife now
>part amiably

based pederasty

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>walk into gym 198.6x10
>ITS RAINING BLOOOOOOOD

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>doing OHP
>group of somalis come in and take up the olympic platforms
>within 2 minutes the room REEKS of BO
>leave early
FUCK minnesota

>>41428746
wtf i was just listening to that

>>41428792
lol why the fuck wo

>>41428842
uld they put somalis in minnesota of all places

>>41428290
does var count as getting greedy with your cut? don't want none of that big vinny action t b h

>>41428849
>>41428842
we took a shit ton in during the 90's, also doesn't help the twin cities are sanctuary cities

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>driving to the gym circa 1995
>Listening to radio
>C O O L V I B R A T I O N S
>Asshole in a red civic almost runs me off the road
WTF I hate ganma now

Remember when everyone used to have impressive lifts and didnt dress like fuccbois and metrosexual looking basketball players.

>walk into gym
>I CRASHED MY CAR INTO A BRIDGE.... I DONT CARE!!!

>>41430568
that was 2015 nigga

>2019 is less than 19 months away
fuck

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>Walk into boulder-lifting cave circa 12,000 BC
>Clap-clap bunga rock playing

>>41431031
/thread

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>Be Caribbean islander
>2005
>Step into gym
>ELLA LE GUSTA LA GASOLINAAA! DAME MÁS GASOLINAAA

>and I don't bust back because I shoot firrrrrrrrst

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>>41427233
>walk into 2017 gym
>pop a perky just to start up

>>41428983
back to /o/ shoo shoo

>walk into 3rd century BC gym
>OH ZEUS GOD DAMN I LOVE ME SOME MANASS

>>41428670
>enter gem 2017
>but heres my number, so call me maybe

>>41428342
>AN THA BOOTS WITH THA FURRRR
>(FURRRR)

>>41428290
what are you saying in italian is kinda similar to the italian opening of sailor moon

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>>41427233
>Walk into 2008 gym
>IF YOU COULD SEE THAT I'M THE ONE WHO UNDERSTANDS YOU
>BEEN HERE ALL ALONG SO WHY CANT YOU SEEEE
>YOU BELONG WITH MEEE
>YOU BELONG WITH ME

>>41427276
What else would you do with light dbs???

>>41427233
I really miss my old gym. They used to blast Rammstein and ACDC all the time. On occasion, they'd breakout classic rock and indie shit like Queens of the Stone Age.

>>41430568
God that was a terrible fucking song.

>>41428792

How the fuck did you end up dealing with Somalis over there? Thought it only was a Yurofag problem

>Go to work as forklift driver in 2014
>Lorde's royal starts playing
>At least twice every hour
>Heard over the whole facility
>Female office workers hijack the radio and guys are too busy working with the trucks to take back their birthright metal music
>Take a shit to escape the awful music
>Write how badly I want to fuck a redhead working in the office on the toilet wall when pooping
>Go home
>come back the next day
>See walls of texts of guys agreeing with fucking redhead on toilet wall
>detailed smutficks on what to do with her ginger minge
>Get to work
>CUZ IM ROOOYAL royyal

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>>41427233
>walks into gym in 2017
>I'M IN LOVE WITH THE SHAPE OF YOU
>I'M IN LOVE WITH YOUR BODY

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>>41433259
I love this. <3

>walks into gym in 2014
>Shake It Off starts playing

>enter early 2000s highschool gym
>CUZ I'M IN TOO DEEP AND I'M TRYNA KEEP UP ABOVE IN MY HEAD

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>walks into Japanese gym in 2016
>KIMI NO ZENZENZENSE KARA BOKU WA KIMI WO SAGASHI HAJIMETA YO

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>walks in gym in 2012
>Call Me Maybe starts playing

>>41427233
>walk into gym in 2013
>STARSHIPS WERE MEANT TO FLY begins playing

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>tfw the workers at your local gym always put trance music on

>walk in to 2009 gym
>I'm in love with a shooting star but she moves so fast that I can't keep up starts playing

>realize it's actually 2017

>>41434037
thats the only weeb song I can sing from memory

>>41428916
Wtf is a sanctuary city

i honestly wish they played shitty normie songs from a few years ago in my gym. now they only play some easter european, spanish or some weird black guy hypnosis shit.

>>41428450
that song is fucking great.

>enter the gym
>OUT TILL THE SUN UP, CAN'T NOBODY STOP US

reeeee

>>41427233
>don't walk into gym
>feel bad

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>be 16 and work at ghetto McDonald's, circa 2011
>Adele rolling in the deep constantly playing while I'm manning the grill
>Fat black female co-workers always sing along
>Skinny white boy Jackson sings along too because it's funny
>Didn't really know who Adele was, but always pictured an obese woman in a kiddie pool
>Turns out she's actually obese

>>41428644
Can confirm
/pol/ brought me here originally

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>walk into gym
>THIS LONELINESS IS KILLING ME
>I MUST CONFESS
>I STILL BELIEVE

>>41434035
>INSTEAD OF GOING UNDER!

>>41428792
Minnesomalia

>>41433296
Lateral raises?

>>41428644
a lot of anons from /o/ are here too
I recognize them by memes

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>Walk in the gym
>"Walk in the mineshaft all the creepers looking at me"

>Walk into gym
>FREE SHMOKE FREE SHMOKE AY

>>41428792
>this one black guy always takes the treadmill right but the drinking fountain
>essential chokepoint for getting from dumbbells to racks
>dude always projects a 10 foot radius aura off absolute shit smell around him

imagine dragons believer is a fucking great song to work out

>>41433471
kek

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>walk into gym 2017
>ROCKABYE BABY DONT YOU CRY

>>41437106
Hello Rebbit!

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>>41428373
>enter australian gym
>G'DAY G'DAY

>>41428792
I know this feel.

Bloomington is THE WORST. Tons of them are getting deported tho, thanks to Daddy Trump

>>41433158
it's from puccini's turandot

>>41437446
name a better song from this month or the previous
i'll wait

>walk into designated shitting street gym
>tunak tunak tunak tunak tunak tunak u da da da da da

>>41433407
Minnesota was settled by a lot of Swedes and Norwegians in the 19th century, and as we all know, Swedes are incapable of being apart from Somalians for very long

>>41437631
AND HOW YA GOING

>walk into her majesty's iron hoistery
>MC MENTAL TAKING THIS ONE AWAY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBhnsFAhGx4