>at gym >take a shit >wipe well >go do squats >smell

>usa the post

>>41426072
>wiping
>not washing with soap
imagine you grabed a shit with your hand, would you just wipe it? people are retarded

How can you say that it was "wiped well" if you smell poop at the bottom of each rep?

>>41426087
>wash your asshole with soap at the gym

are you a fucking idiot?

>>41426087
>public toilets having bidets
>inb4 take a shower every time you shit

>>41426098
here in EU all the toilet stalls have both a toilet and a bidet. in what shit hole do you guys live so you don't have basic hygienic tools?

>>41426072
Dab some tap water on the paper on every other wipe or so. Don't use soap like the other retards suggest, it'll just fuck you up in the long term.

>>41426119
>here in EU all the toilet stalls have both a toilet and a bidet
LOL, fucking WRONG to the power of 10, are you kidding me...

>>41426095

The paper was clean on my last wipe.

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>>41426072

>he shits in the squat rack

You take your squat plug with you in your gym bag and then put it in before you squat. Y-you do have a squat plug, don't you senpai?

>>41426119
Onlt in Italy

>>41426121

what?

I soap my asshole when I take showers. Are you suggesting I shouldn't do this?

>>41426283
So do I.. am I fucking up my anus?

>>41426283
>>41426322

You guys are fucking hilarious

>>41426119
>here in the EU
Leave you globalist faggot the EU isn't a place

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>>41426072
After you do a full wipe cleaning (ie up and down and theres nothing there anymore) press the tp against your asshole to clean that asshole. You should see that there is brown circle on the tp, so actually youre not done.

Full wipe then pat down the asshole.

>>41426426

Shoving toilet paper inside your anus is a never ending journey, and dangerous. You're only supposed to wipe the outer surface.

>>41426072

Was it a designated shitting rack? If so then don't worry about it bro.

>>41426462
>pat down

No one is shoving anything in their asshole faggot.

You need to power wash your ass everytime especially if you have a big ass. But ya you going smell shit if you dont when you squat.

>>41426502

If your press toilet paper against your asshole, it's going to go inside.

>>41426119
>visited 10 EU countries only one with regular access to bidets was Italy

M8 you're full of shit

>>41426522
H-How loose is your asshole a-aon?

>>41426119
>EU
>Not a third world shithole

okay muhammad

>>41426129
where i live all the places have it

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>>41426522

Im actually laughing so hard rn

>>41426522
whoa lad

>>41426586

I AM TOO OH MY KEK

>not using the bathroom shower head and hand soap to clean your asshole
Oh Americans...

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>>41426522
Holy shit nothing has made me laugh this hard in weeks.

>not shoving your finger in your anus and licking till clean

>>41426145
you're supposed to spit on the paper to ensure a cleab butthole man
>inb4 im the only who does it

ya right

I grind the toilet paper. I get it pretty clean for at least 3 wipes before I'm done. If I'm at home I use baby wipes and almost grind again. I also switch hands on both to get into those hard to reach spots and poop naked which allows me to put foot on toilet or sink.

Never had a streak or smelled shit. Excluding when I've pooped my pants.

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>>41426721

>I grind the toilet paper
>poop naked which allows me to put foot on toilet or sink
>Excluding when I've pooped my pants

This thread kills the straight guy fantasies

Would rather risk shitting myself or just go home than use a public bathroom

>>41426072
>Not releasing a small turd everytime you go down

I always shower after a poop and thoroughly clean my asshole. Never poop smell. Never skid marks. I was horrified to learn that some people get skid marks. Fucking disgusting. The old analogy of wiping peanut butter out of a carpet with toilet paper holds up very well. Why the fuck does anyone use toilet paper.

>be yuro
>use bidet to shoot water up your ass
>next person uses bidet and shoots poopy HIV infected shit blood up his ass
Yes. Very hygienic yurop we should all follow your example.

>>41426897
dip some in the toilet bowl water before you begin. Take it out, put it on the floor. Take a shit. Wipe with dry toilet paper, then the wet. Finish with another round of the dry. Done.

>>41426543

where do you think you are? When the catalog is full half-naked men you're going to find that many many loose holes amongst the browers

>>41426923
Wtf why wouldn't you just get water from the sink

>>41426923
why the fuck are you putting toilet-wet toilet paper on the floor

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>>41426720
thanks for this protip actually

>>41426072
>be pajheet
>consume 200 litres of slave mother's 4 month old molten phaal curry to hydrate myself
>time for my workoutings
>get to gym
>stop to shit in designated shitting squat rack already occupied by 11 other cousin brothers
>use bare hand to scoop away feaces
>combined shit aroma of 200 pajeets in a
50 man space on every inhilation
>super_power_by2020.png

>>41426764
Same. Has to be 2 years since I've taken a dump at a public bathroom. My body is just used to it now I guess cause I never need to take a dump if I'm not home or anywhere my body is accustomed to.

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>>41426072
>not going 1/2" to 1" deep into the walls

shiglets

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>>41427036
>few chewing minty gum

>>41426119
>here in EU
Fucking globalist.

>>41426119
I live in EU and I never saw any bidet in the toilet.
Btw there's only one solution and the Muslim got it more than 10 centuries ago.
After you take a shit clean yourself up with a bottle of water.

>>41426121
Imagine walking into a restroom and seeing some maniac wiping his ass at the sink.

>>41427457

lmao cleaning your ass with a bottle of water? fuck outta here

>>41426072
>Americans wipe their anus with dry-ass toilet paper and call it good enough
What is wrong with your countrymen. Buy a bidet like a real first worlder.

>>41426462
Yeah, except that shit makes it to the outside over time. You're gonna get shit-stained underwear if you don't clean the pipes well.

>>41427510
With the water present in the bottle you stupid amerifat

>>41427563

No shit, I know that, but its fucking stupid, just wash yourself in the shower, im not squirting a bottle of water up my ass.

Also not amerifat

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>>41426426
Don't forget to clean the inside of the asshole with an enema.

>>41427589
We're talking about taking a shit without necessarily use the shower.
The bottle of water is the best solution

>>41427625

Alright keep sticking a bottle of water up your ass lad, ill just shower and come out completely clean.

>>41426283
>>41426322
you are killing you anus gainz

>>41426072
Seek medical care until you get nothing but ghost wipes.

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>>41426283
>>41426322
>>41426522
Holy shit this fucking thread.

STILL WAITING FOR THAT ANON TO EXPLAIN WHY IT'S BAD TO USE SOAP ON YOUR BUTTHOLE

>>41426121
When I have a shit I usually spit on the toilet paper (a lot of spit) to wipe my ass. This is so its like a wet wipe and makes my ass hole way cleaner because I never have wet wipes.

I'm 100% sure I'm the only person that does this.

>>41427731
You might get dry itchy skin around your butthole.
If it hasn't happened yet it probably won't happen.

Anyone here take a shit outside on their gymrivals car? I'm thinking of doing it tonight. Wish me luck /fit/. I will wear a mask so any cams dont pick me up.

>>41427652
When you're in a restaurant and you need to take a dump, where is your shower ?
How you do ?

>>41427765
I sorta do this, but I spit straight up in the air and do a front flip catching the spit right on my anus.

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>>41427797

I dont dump in public, I plan my shits, I take this stuff seriously alright?

>>41426937
>>41426950
Come on guys, you're better than this

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>not having your bf smell and get off on your sweaty anus each rep...

>>41427797
So you bring a bottle of water to restaurants in the off chance that you'll take a shit and need to clean?

>>41427797
Who the fuck takes a shit in public bathrooms? The only time I'd ever do that if it's diarrhea

>>41428173
At work

>>41427815
>>41428035
>>41428173
In which kind of undeveloped country do you live to have a problem with taking a shit in public toilet ?

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>>41426072
What happened to me last week is even worse senpai

>at the gym
>took a shit before going to the gym
>wipe well
>spray my anus with cologne just to make sure
>stings like hell
>get to the gym
>go do squats
>halfway through my sets I start smelling shit at the bottom of each rep
>tell myself it's nothing
>after a couple of reps like this I feel my asshole actually stick to both my undies and gym shorts at the bottom of a rep while squatting 100kg
>tfw have to abandon my set and leave the weight on the bar and walk nonchalantly to the bathroom while attempting to hide the small brown o-ring on the back of my shorts where my anus tried to swallow my undies
>tfw left the gym and didn't go back for half a week

>>41429517
what did u even do when u left? did u change before?

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Any bros here wipe so much and grind your asshole that it bleeds?
>just trying to be clean

>>41431231
Yes and it made me develop hemroids