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Dear people of 4chan, this is a small introduction on why I think all Brazilian Jiu Jitsu instructors are paedophiles and why the sport should be banned.
I watched my son at a Brazilian Jiu Jitsu tournament, but I had no idea the sport was this gay and immediately pulled him from training. In my son's match, he was put in a move called "the mounted triangle", which may as well be a name of a porno. In the move, my son was in between another child's legs and pulled face first into his junk.
Now, what the actual fuck is this? Now I'm being told that the instructors practice this on the children? They're dirty paedophiles, all of them! Why would any of them want to be in that close proximity to a child?
I advice all of you to never allow your children into this ghastly sport. Thank you for listening.
From, a concerned parent.
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The inventors of this sport were all paedophiles, attempting to normalise inappropriate positions such as "the mounted triangle". I bet this move does not even hurt, it's just an excuse to fondle the opponent.
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>>41422216
what, this isn't copypasta?
you mean to tell me that you cooked this all on your own?
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>>41422245
I beg your pardon? This is England, we speak English here. I find it very offensive that just because I am a woman, that you assume that I am "good at cooking pasta". I dare say, that you are a cunt good sir.
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>>41422303
I dare say, fellow. Just what exactly are you implying with this picture? I gouge that you are displaying suspicion in that talented drawing of yours. Suspicion of whom? Are you one of the paedophiles?
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all this gay grabbling shit is why i cant get into UFC.
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>>41422521
Precisely! Except UFC is for adults and not children, thankfully.
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OP... just what do you think you're doing?
I want so very much to be able to browse this board on my down time but whenever I come back to it there's always some absolutely terrible shitposting that just can't be avoided.
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It's okay most of the time but my judo had a nude policy which sucked. Some guys leaked during mounting and their pre was really bitter.
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>>41422216
You know what the root of the problem is here right? It's not the martial art or the instructor, it's Brazil
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>>41422680
my dojo*
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>>41422722
Ha, yes, quite young man! Fuck Brazil! Pele is fat!
>>41422650
I am opening the eyes of the masses.
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Its no secret that Jiu Jitsu attracts hordes of homosexuals. If you had a chance to roll around with fit girls all day, you wouldnt do it?
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>>41422816
Still not as faggoty as Wrestling
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>>41422921
nothing gay with tapping the losers boipuccy
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OP you have a noble cause but you're fighting a lost battle
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>>41422521
Try getting gay grappled by an experienced gay grappler and you'll see why it's effective in a fight
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>>41422816
>If you had a chance to roll around with fit girls all day, you wouldnt do it?
You are feeding the fucking troll.
We DO get to do exactly what you described, never heard of fucking mixed jiu jitsu classes? It feels good to get pinned down into submission by a 10/10 fit girl.
>t. brazilian that has mixed jiu jitsu classes at the gym he goes to.
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