'mirin thread. > hang out with friends i haven't

Was at a beef festival and had a friend and that friend's lady friend from medschool feelin up my arms. Felt good mane

>draw smth on whiteboard
>Next day
>girl 1: Ehh, hihihi, anon? Have you been working out like crazy?
>I-i have worked out for a long time
>Girl 2: yeah, we could see your back muscles through your shirt yesterday :3
>Hurry away
I guess it was a mire

>>41421497
holy shit I follow that instagram account OP

also im mildly drunk and pretty enthusiastic about anything right now

>>41421768
Yeah me too. Didnt see that post though

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Doesn't really count cause she's a fatty with low standards but hey I'll take it boys

My english is "zyzz is kill" level, but I Will try:
>in train, going home
>scrolling cel Phone for polictics news
>country is in turmoil
>ex-president could get in the jail
>cute stand in Front of me
>several place to sit
>she leans toward me, I can hear her breathing
>wtf? Proceed to reading more news
>she leans her head foward, all her hair falls in my cell screen
>wtf?
>this happening a lot through ride
>eventualy she drop in several station ahead
>later I ask a female friend what the hell happened
>she is full Angry with me
>autismo confirmed
>I Just want to ready the news

>>41423003
Korean?

>>41423032
no he not kollean,

we kollean no type rike this.

>>41423032
Brazillian

>>41423003
still trying to figure out if this is pasta or legit

>>41423003
Caralho, primeiro aprenda inglês, depois venha postar aqui, literalmente não dá pra entender o seu greentext

>>41424585
Paciência, lugar de brasileiro é no Brasil mesmo.
>>41424042
Legit, I told this to my father too, he jokingly says that he thinks im a homossexual

God damn /fit/ your mirin threads are always so shit. Don't normally share but this is just awful.

>Night out with for my friend's birthday
>5 of us total, absolute sausage fest
>Nice dudes, but shit with women
>Get into a club, decently drunk. Dudes immediately head to the bar (this is a loser-tier move)
>Use my 6'3" HEIGHT, FACE, FRAME and walk up to a legit 9/10 qt3.14 and start talking to her
>Blonde, blue eyes, perfect face, 5'4" and smart
>Autism is inhibited thanks to loud music
>Wait a minute I'm not autistic, I have reasonable people skills
>Chat her up for a couple hours
>We all walk home because it's a beautiful night
>Me and the 9, two of her friends and the rest of the dudes
>Split up at the crossroad between my street and bday friends
>Me and three girls go left
>Him and three dudes go right
>Cannot believe my luck, absolute chad-tier moment
>Literally said in my head "oh my god am I chad what the fuck"
>Back to my place, we shoot the shit for a bit and then her friends take a taxi
>We fuck
>Coffee the next morning, she's still gorgeous with no makeup on
>Spew autism everywhere and she never responds to me again
>Wait a minute I'm not autistic, I have reasonable people skills
>We've been dating since, shits going good
>Can't believe my luck

>Also I had a gf at the time, dropped her for the 9
>Also I'm 19, she's 26

>inb4 not a mire, just a blogpost
>isn't her letting me put it in the king of all mires

went to a party got mired had fun

>visit gf place of work
>all female employees, like 8 of em
>later she tells me they were all "drooling over me" in the back

>>41424682
>"jokingly"

>>41426204
ok

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>>41426204
>>Also I'm 19, she's 26
>>Can't believe my luck

>>41421497
> See friends I haven't seen in a year and a half
> Don't talk about anything /fit ever
> Friend's mom randomly asked what gym I go to
She didn't ask if I worked out. She already knew.
> Feels good.