>2/3rds of your country is now obese >Gyms are illegalized

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become calisthenics master race

>>41417587
Move out to another country.

>>41417621
exercise is illegal though.

>>41417587
Isn't the left one the "swole left" squats guy?

>>41417587
>this is the future of America that liberals want

Oy vey

Become a powerlifter

Shoot the cops as anyone who respects his rights would

>>41417587
>Police now raid homes for exercise equipment
? Wtf brehs, I'm from Eastern Europe, so I didn't catch this. Is this US thing?

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>>41417655
>Swole left
>Sticc on the right
Something isn't correct

>>41417587
That pic is really creepy

>>41417621
Goal body

>2017
>not always bulking
do u even lift brah

>>41417763
Yeah dude it's being kept under wraps but the US is literally slowly making exercise illegal. Crazy.

>>41418035
Dude are you fucking serious? hahahahahahaha sucks to be you yankbros lmao

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>>41417587
>Form a secret organization of like minded people training in hidden locations like forests and islands.
>Gorilla warfare against the fat overlords and their supporters.
>Killing off fatties and chilling with fellow fitbro rebels, hiding innawoods.
Fuck OP this would actually be a cool life, shame fatfucks are unable to do anything more than stuffing themselves and crying about oppressive airplane seating.

I'd just move on top of a steep hill/mountaintop.

Move to Japan

>have body of thing on the left after several year long cut with not enough protein
Oh god what have I done.

>>41417621
>tfw you will never look like this because of shitty insertions, wide hip structure, and, on top of that, lack of discipline

J-U-S-T

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>>41417587
nigga pls, this has no machines and we'll hide the bars and plates in closets, fatties are not autistic enough to recognize what an oly platform is

>>41417587
>I look like the thing on the left
Being skinny really is just as bad as being fat.

>>41418113
This desu, our society isn't gay enough yet. We win when it collapses t b h

>>41417996
It legit looks like something from Outlast or Amnesia.

>>41419430
>looking like a 100lb flaming faggot
surely you can't actually be that bad

>>41417655
>guy

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>>41417587
>>41419418
Nothing will stop us we'll just use everyday items or our wives as weights

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...from my cold dead hands!

>>41417621

How does one achieve this naturally

>>41417587
me on the right

>>41417587
Create a religion of swoll. Its the ultimate loophole saying "My religion allows this practice" while you do an overhead barbell bench press.

>>41417587
>Doing workout in my basement with my Home Depot Bucket
>Suddenly, sirens
>"Anon, we know you're in there working out, come out with your gainz up!"
>O fuck
>Run out back door
>First cop has to awkwardly rotate his body to get past my gate
>Second cop has to rest after going down the 3 steps on my back porch
>Cops 3-5 raiding my fridge, confused how I manage to afford 60 eggs, so many chicken breasts, basic fruits and grains with minimum wage
>Cops 6-10 pissed off at "small fat" cops who didn't have to weight an extra day for their XXXL uniforms
>Cop 11 still trying to undo his seat-belt
>Cop 12 parked too close to cop 11 and can't get out of his car
>Using my well-above average cardio (Average for someone in 2017) I run uphill
>Cop 1 Waddles up hill after me
>Trips and rolls back on cops 2-4
>Avalanche.jpeg
>Cop 5 tries to shoot at me
>Cant aim, Heart rate too high, DDD chest in the way
>Forearm fat absorbs recoil like a champ though
>Rest of cops passed out or started blogging on their Tumblrs how privileged I am to have these genes in this day and age
>One manages to make it to the top after 3 hours
>"You *HUFF* *WEEEEZE* have the *COUGH* *HACK* right to-"
>Jog downhill
>They immediately call off the search

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>>41417655

The fuck is this abomination

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>>41417587
>this thing is capable of having a meaningful sexual relationship
>i'm sitting here alone at 3 am on a friday with my limp dick in hand

>>41419315
fag

>>41417587
>illegalized

>>41417763
>being this retarded

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>>41417587
>What do you do, Anon?
isometrics.

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>>41421555
>sides
>space

>>41417587
It sounds like a parody but can happen perfectly in a near future

>>41417587
Strong man shit almost exclusively.
>sir, why are you trying to.confiscate my axles, they are purely for automotive purposes which is protected under the anti self-locomotion clauses
>sir that round lump of concrete is a mannekin for clothes fitting
Ad nauseum. Any fitness equipment I did need I'd protect with something like a narrow doorway and a climbing wall.

>>41417621
fuck i think /fit/ is turning me gay

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>>41422496
If some semi-muscular men are all that was needed to turn you gay, you weren't 100% straight to begin with, anon.

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>>41417587
this picture makes me uncomfortable more than anything

>>41422496
>turning

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>>41421555
>Forearm fat absorbs recoil like a champ though

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>People with too low of a BMI are sent to fat camps, to be fattened
Free bulking doesn't sound too bad, you just gotta make sure you get caught in cycles

>government raids house, taken to fat camp
>get gorged with food during days, do bodyweight exercises and lift furniture and fellow camp interns during night
>turn into bearmode from all the gains
>released from camp
>immediately start cutting, acquire sculpted physique
>government raids house, taken to fat camp
>cycle repeats
>officials horrified as they can do nothing against the wave of guerilla gains erupting all over the country

>>41417653
yea because people don't do shit that is illegal :D
just outrun all the cops, since they can't exercise, they are all obese

>>41422576
>Um, sweetie, why is your face not in my pussy? *points at crotch*

Y-yes mam.

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>>41417587
permanent bulk