>Hi, sorry it takes so long to msg back, my inbox is full.

>>41417301
No

>>41417301
Yeah, i'm heading to pound town straight afterwards
Need a lift? Cause I know a guy who can take you

I've been planning to start reading Cratylus. You?

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>>41417311
>>41417318

>>41417301
Yea, we're hitting up the Buffalo River and I've got an extra kayak and one extra spot in my Jeep if you're interested. I've gotta know by tonight though, or else Caitlyn's coming.

Guaranteed reply

>>41417301
i was planning on doing you

>>41417301
I'm talking to weirdos posing as cute blonde girls on an anime forum. What about you?

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>>41417359

>>41417301
No

>my inbox is full
Dropped

>>41417359
instead of saying "caitlyn" it's better to just say a friend and subtlety imply she's a female

specifying names makes it obvious you're just shit testing her otherwise that response is 10/10 would use

>>41417301
You wanna do the horizontal hokey-pokey in the quad?

>>41417419
Good point. I've got a pretty long term gf at this point so I didn't even think about that since I'm not exactly in that mode. But definitely a good improvement.

Playing the Eurovision drinking game with the boys

>>41417419
how would you imply its a female without using a woman's name? Im autistic

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Why are white women so infinitely better looking than any other women?

I'm not even white myself....

>>41417301
Laying in bed with my dick

>>41417419
He's talking about Caitlyn Jenner you faggot

>>41417359
That sounds gay as fuck and cringy

>>41417301
bbq and dinner for a birthday
>>41417375
my man

>>41417551
Light skin is a sign of estrogen while darker skin is a sign of testosteron. That's the reason why black women are fucked and black men actually ranks 2nd in the general beauty hierarcy, infront of asians, pajeets, latinos, but behind whites and spaniards.

Also, caucasian facial features are just objectively more beautiful. Even black chicks with caucasian facial features are mint.

We actually have a black chick on this board with big fucking potential, but she is currently fat.

>>41417549
Use 'her' and 'she' if the answer requires a pronoun without overusing it.
For example, instead of:
>Yeah, she's a good friend of mine. I met her in class when she asked for my notes because she wanted to talk.
Say:
>Yeah, she was really interested in [activity] when I mentioned it.

Shitty example, but you should get the idea.

>>41417656
Why do spaniards and whites rank on top if white men have brighter skin colour and spaniards not as dark as pajeets, blacks, etc.

>>41417709
Not him, but it's because of facial features imo.

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>>41417301
>Hi, sorry it takes so long to msg back, my inbox is full.
lmao
>So, what are you doing this weekend?
pinning needles into my biceps and working out arms and arms alone
>Oh the gym.. cool cool
why dont you come with and youll get that bubble butt u always wanted
>So anything else?
I had my beta housecarl stop at walgreens for magnums for us
>Are you doing anything fun?
yeah, ur fun and ill be doing u

>>41417656
I actually agree with this hierarchy. The best looking women come from Scandinavia and the best looking men come from Spain/Southern France/Northern Italy/Switzerland.

>>41417301
yea! i was going to go hike at [park near me] with a friend, but she said she can't go anymore.

Honestly, if she even talked to me that much I'd consider it a success

>>41417350
At this point I really don't care, it's just a girl

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>>41417734
I'll head back to Dragonsreach if you need me.

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>>41417301
>>So anything else?
Yeah, between sets I like to try and think of ways to an hero that hit the three requirements
>Quick
>Painless
>Looks like an accident
I also bully gym goers bigger than me then load up more than my Max bench and ask them for a spot hoping they'll take care of it.
Never worked, but always a thrill not knowing if they'll pull that shit off.

>>41417586
Are you retarded?

>>41417656
>black chick on this board with potential

I love how you fucking remember that

>>41417331
cuxk

>are you doing anything fun?

I don't know, are you fun?

>>41418218

That picture, I'm crying,

>>41417656
>black chick on this board with big fucking potential, but she is currently fat.

nice man. you gonna ask her to prom?

>>41417551
Sure there's more pretty white women overall. But have you ever seen Iranian women? Kazagh women? South Indian women? Man they are pretty as fuck. Unlike women, we men arent shallow. If its pretty, its pretty. Doesnt matter what colour.

>>41417332
>planning to read a book
>fun
she's dry as fuck bro

>>41417359
the fact that you wrote this in the first place is honestly just kind of sad

>>41417301
"Masturbation."

>>41422208
>in the squatrack

>>41420265
Iranian people in general are pretty good looking. Why is that? It's in the middle of sandnig land. Doesn't make sense.

>>41417301
fuck off, gains goblin

>>41417301
>hit her with a barrage of basic hand strikes
>while she's groggy, slam a palm strike into her solar plexus, totally incapacitating her
>use a basic transition maneuver to pick her up
>slam her down, killing her instantly

>>41417551
You just have white fever. Asian girls are the most feminine. Or you got accustomed to classic beauty look, which is shown in books, films and tv series. If you were looking at gooks your whole life you would find them better looking

>>41417656
>>We actually have a black chick on this board with big fucking potential,
It's the 2nd time I've heard her mentioned. Do you have pics?

>>41422270
Asians looks fucking weird in the face.

>>41422252
Persian genes. You'll notice that face and height goes hand in hand there.

>>41422252
The northern ones are pretty much white. I forgot why, but they're separate group with different culture

>>41420265
>South Indian women
I was with you until that.

>>41417574
Buckle up

>>41417301
I already said I was going to the gym you dumb slut. Work on your attention span, you dyslexic cumbucket.

>>41417301
Judo and mothers day.
How is chad?

>>41417774
In my opinion.

1. Norwegian women
2. Russian/Ukrainian women
3. Icelandic women
4. Nothern Italian women
5. Swiss women
6. Brazilian women
7. Scandinavian women in general
8. East Europen women in general
9. The right area in sandland women
10. German women

>>41417551
Something to do with skin colour and estrogen if I'm not mistaking. Also, general facial features from certain regions are just more aesthetic.

>>41417301
>Probably not, wanna do something?

>>41422343
I remember imagining Scandinavians, especially Norwegians, to be the elfs of our world, while reading the old Lord of the rings books. Tall, gorgeous, wealthy people.

>>41422343
>4. Nothern Italian women
you just mean swiss or tiroles nigga
trust me, the brown hair brown hair shit gets old quick.
the only hot ones here in milan are models

>>41422413
I saw some really good looking Italian women when I visited Milan and Genova.

>>41417551
I think they have better facial aesthetics on average. Like that proportional look. The right ratios. We're talking about mm here. That is all it takes to go from beautiful to not so beautiful.

>>41417301
>Are you doing anything fun?
I'm from Germany, we don't have "fun".

>>41422457
I thought you guys were happy people.

>>41422270
>>41422343
When you guys say Brazilian women, don't you just mean 5th & 6th generation Europeans? Because I know that you're talking about those others.

>>41422534
You're not* and >>41420265

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>>41417378

>>41417551
Higher contrast and visibility of female facial traits like long eyelashes etc. On the other side of the spectrum, a real dark negro, you will have problems to easily make out facial structures through light and shadow.

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>>41423111
That actually makes sense.

>>41423231
No it doesn't.

>>41417656
>black men actually ranks 2nd in the general beauty hierarcy

Is this what niggers actually believe? Cite your source (you have none).

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>>41423235
Explain then.

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>>41417301
I say "nope" but the key is unconvincingly try to say it like you don't give a fuck but the unsteadiness in your voice gives away how much your loneliness and boredom is crushing you. And don't forget the pained look in your eyes.
You'll know you pull it off if you see a mild hint of disgust in her eyes.

>>41423246
You like just so happen to like white girls according to your subjective taste.

Well I'd be going to the beach tomorrow with some Albanian chicks, but they're leaving at 9 and I wake up at 1 every day so...

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>>41417301
>yeah i'm going surfing tomorrow, you wanna come join?
>haha dont worry if you're new to it, i used to teach kids so i'll give you a lesson!
it's actually kind of embarrassing how many of my conquests (prob like half of them) have started like that
also wetsuits are a great chance to show off dat v taper

>>41422491
Happy when they're playing warehouse simulators.

>>41423965
nice one bro

Playing my Byzantium campaign in EU4.

>Ottomans exists as an OPM near the Caspian Sea
>Power vacuum made the Mamluks yuge
>Still wrecked them and Venice when they decided to coalition me
>Naval supremacy ftw
>own everything south of Hungary including Wallachia and some swabs of Poland.
>Own 1/4 of Anatolia
>Own the southern half of Italy including Sicily

Probably going to expand upwards through Italy and finish off the Papal State then go for Venice.

>>41417656
>Light skin is a sign of estrogen while darker skin is a sign of testosteron

That's just not true at fucking all. Women's skin is lighter because they require more vitamin D to be able to gestate a health baby you fucking idiot.

>>41424054
How was the start? I've been meaning to do a restore the empire/remove kebab run with the byzantines

>>41417332
Cringe

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>>41423259
>implying not all men find white women attractive

>>41424824
I prefer Hispanic girls, some white girls have really shitty skin and ugly man jaws.

>>41417301
"Oh, just heading to a bar or restaurant or something with some friends. How about you come with us?"

Note: Make sure you have friends

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>>41417551
>I'm not even white myself....
subtle

>>41424862

so do hispanic girls you fucking idiotTTTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>41417332
An unusual strategy.

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>>41423965
only one that's neither autistic nor obviously tryhardy. not bad anon

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>>41417331
E X T R A C U C K
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>>41422270
>Asian girls are the most feminine.
Just factually wrong

>>41424972
or how about each race has their beautiful people and uggos

>>41423111
This seems counter-intuitive. Smiles and eyes will have a very strong contrast on dark skinned girls. And their dark skin color will often look more evenly toned because normal blemishes, inflammation, and blood vessels will be more obscured and less visible. This is one of the reasons white girls often tan to look better.

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>>41426192
Island women only have perfect skin. White women have craterface and blacks have pock and dark spots. Sometimes you can mix black and white and get perfect skin but it's a roll of the dice.

>>41427050
>Island women only have perfect skin
Which Island?

>>41417301
Bitch the gym is fun
>better than being in a crowded bar
>actually accomplishing something
>sense of happiness and joy after a good session
>only hang over is the occasional DOMS after a crazy session
>don't have to deal with talking to fucking retarded people

Why would I want to do anything else? Besides maybe the occasional hike or kayaking.

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>>41427110
Even though there's makeup, you can always tell if you look closely. Minor imperfections, but otherwise pretty close to ideal.

>>41417301
Probably gonna go to the range this weekend and start Pat McNamara's Combat Conditioning Course. You can come if you want, I could teach you a few basics on shooting. It'll be fun.

>>41427165
That doesn't answer the question

>>41417301
I don't get it, what are these 'cool' people doing? Surely they're not going on vacations or going hiking every weekend? Just going to a bar or something? That's cool? How is it even possible to be a 'bad boy' in today's society? Laws are better enforced than ever

>>41428309

parties? shows? concerts? barbecues? games?

are you autistic?

>>41420265
>South Indian women

bruh

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>>41427165
>higa

>>41417551

>I'm not even white myself....

stick to your own shitskin

>>41429589
What is McCain up to these days?

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>>41429177
How is that 'bad boy'?

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>>41417359
Cringiest shit I have read in a while
try hard level 10/10
Faggot

>>41417301

You tell me. Do you think you're fun?

>>41417586
>That sounds gay as fuck and cringy
Never gonna make it

>>41417551
>>>/pol/

>>41425788
>reasonable post
DELET DIS

>>41422299
>The northern ones are pretty much white
Jesus christ, you're a fucking moron

>>41430634
explain why instead of throwing insults like a child

>>41424302
The start is always challenging. The best possible start you can get is if Poland and Hungary don't rival one another and then rival the Ottomans. If you can call them both in, you've won it on easy mode.

My start was
>Poland didn't rival Ottomans
>Poland rivalled Teutons
>Hungary did rival Ottomans, but also allied Teutons.
>Whelp
>Buy diplo rep advisor
>Ally Hungary
>Build up army
>Sell or delete navy, it can't best the Ottomans and it's just wasted ducats
>Wait for the Ottomans to move their stack towards QQ in a war
>Start war
>Immediately attempt to take both strait crossings (if you don't, you're going to die instantly)
>Then spread taking as many provinces as you can as quickly as possible
>Hopefully your ally will stay attached to you
>Or like my Hungary, just fuck off and let the Ottomans stack wipe me when they crossed the strait
>Peace out with about 40% Warscore
>Taking the strait in the peace deal is vital

And then from there you basically just clean up the western provinces, you could usually support a large enough navy to cuck the ottomans from ever crossing the strait again.

It's rare you'll hit 100% warscore before the Ottomans come and fuck you. I managed to do it once when I got Poland and Hungary on my side and just bore the brunt the Ottoman army at the Bosphorus. But I lost the save.

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>>41417551
>shown in books

>>41423965
If you aren't a qualified surf instructor I will reee at you.

>>41417734
Will I achieve this in 1 year with SS + GOMAD?

>>41424302
İstanbul belongs to the Turks :)

>>41430600
I'm so far from /pol/ as possible.

>>41418144
just another human you mean

>>41417301
>probably gonna masturbate all day. you know, the usual.

>>41417359
>>41417419

I can't believe you autists over analyze something so simple