>Gym gargoyles flew on the bar as i was doing a PR Bench >

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>I was selected to be the gym twink next week
>I haven't been stretching my anus

>>41415242
>not increasing the size of your squat plug every week to prepare yourself for this moment

honestly should have seen this coming

>gym police puts me in low priority
>can do only curls now for 5 days
fucking end me

>>41416026
Sounds like ur living the dream buddy

>>41416092
not when the fucking russians are screaming at you that your curls are shit

>>41416134
CYKA BLYAT FUKING FAGOT ONLY 40KG PUDKA PIZDEC IDI NAHUI

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>incline bench press
>does it anyway

>Be lowly priest of Zyzz.
>Captured by a band of dumbbell curling vikings.
>Bi-kings.
>Forced to be there slave and sort their free weights.
>Slowly gain there trust.
>Become one of the Bi-kings.
>Noticable arm gains.
>Summer dawns, participate in a raid of the mainland.
>Construct mighty rowing machines to cross the pool.
>Burn down their Smith machines.
>Capture their gym twinks.
>Raid the chicken and rice farms.
>Steal all of their religious paraphernalia.
>Fall into a manlet pit.
>Die a great death fighting 13 subhumans at once.
>Wake up at the gates of Cal-halla.
>Tip the receptionist on the way in.
>Spend eternity permabulking with my fallen brethren.

>Walk into showers
>Conga line of men fucking each other starting from twinks and ending at the most muscled guys
>Gym's Sex Instruction is stroking himself and gives instructions with a megaphone
>When he says "Out" everyone pulls out, when he says "Thrust" they pile-drive their dick into anus
>There's KY jelly bottles all over the floor they're stepping on all the non-slip mats
>Realize there's no space for me so I shower in shame as I finger my butthole to the sounds of men plowing and getting plowed at the same time
>Get laughed at by everyone and walk out naked into the women's showers
>They're in the middle of an orgy
>There's oil everywhere
>Have to shower in shame there too as they moan and orgasm while also trying to avoid stepping on anyone
>tfw gym doesn't allow for 'Natural Protein Orgies' anymore but they still allow 'Womanly Relief Orgies'

Fucking bullshit I tell you.

>>41417092
I don't get this

>>41417131
proud of you anon

>>41417131
>Fall into a manlet pit.
You were never really a Biking if you couldn't step out of one.

>>41417448
Slightly gay Anon

>>41417499
>His gym's manlet pits are small
Must be horrible not having the leg power for jumping high enough. You know, I've heard squatting helps.

>Gym gypsies hoarding all the plates in the gym
>Have to beat them at dice to win back the plates

>>41417548
>Implying fucking a trap or getting fucked by a trap is gay
I bet you curl in the squat rack.

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>>41417092
>>41417462
>incline bench press
"incline" is very similar to "decline", as in "I must decline the invitation", the second line is where we get meaning from the picture.
>does it anyway
This would have made perfect sense if anon said "decline" in the first part because then it would have been "[i] decline [the] bench press, but [i] [do] it anyway". That's why anon put the picture there. because the mask wojak is wearing is one of intelligence (trying to give the first part two meanings), but he used the wrong word. It works though because incline bp is obviously a common exercise and this is in the context of a /fit/ humor thread.
This joke is a thinking man's joke though. it is riddled with double meanings and since there are two parts one suggests the other should have been changed, which let's the reader discover more and more in this simple, yet profound, two line greentext. This is art.

>>41417462
The original joke is
>decline bench press
>do it anyway

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>tfw the gym choir move all the benches to make an impromtu stage

>Gym necromancer was at the gym today
>Only did deadlifts

>>41417608
>lifts weights
>doesn't raise his voice

>>41417579
I bet you don't count the bar

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>still haven't heard back from gym
>the others in my area are like twice as expensive and have no PTs

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>When the penis inspector's gloves are ice cold

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>>41417683
wtf did you do?

>tfw born out of wedlock
>cast into the bottomless manlet pit as a baby to hide my parents shame
>Raises amongst the manlets
>Brought up as on of there own
>One day I will grow tall enough to climb out of this hellhole

>>41417695
people trolled me yesterday so let's just say i had an autism attack with my PT and leave it at that

>>41417694
>squat under 2pl8
>penis inspector doesn't even look at you

>>41417672
>Counting the bar
>Not only counting the weights so you believe you lift less in order to motivate yourself to lift more
>Not sticking your fingers in the holes and lifting that way
>Not putting them on your dick and doing dick curls
I bet you use plastic weights

>counting the bars
>3 less than yesterday
>fucking gym gypsies

>at the gym
>random encounter, gains goblins x3
>forgot to bring my goblin slayer
>couldn't finish my last set of squats

>>41417695
any more pics like that?

>>41417820
>Not picking up goblin repelling spray from the gym pharmacy
Enjoy your no gains

>Gym miners set tnt explosives under the dip bars
>Tfw can't max out for fear of falling into the canyon