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>lifting in my garage
>brother just cleaned it all
>usually there was shit everywhere, but now it looks aesthetic as fuck
>he also left a garage door open, and stretched a sheet over it
>theres a little opening, but it lets air through.
>i lift for like 20 minutes, then 4 people walk through the sheet carrying 2 30 racks and a bottle of vodka
>theres a party in the backyard
>keep lifting
>take my shirt off for fun
>doing flyes on a bench with my head facing the door
>girl walks in behind me
>"hey big guy, lifting weights?"
>sit up and cough
>"apparently"
>stare at the floor till she leaves
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ya blew it
>"hey big guy, lifting weights?"
>laugh and say "well that's news to me"
>fuck her
>"hey big guy, lifting weights?"
>laugh and say "yeah I'm still a bit soft though" poke yourself
>"what about you?" poke her
>fuck her
you could have even said what you said. but at least not be autistic about it
>"hey big guy, lifting weights?"
>laugh and say "apparently"
>"wanna try?"
>fuck her
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>>41410298
Looks like you missed a few steps there
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>>41410298
She was fat though.
I couldent see her, and i only looked at her as she walked away.
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>homegym master race
>go to lift in my garage
>spider on barbell
that's fine, i needed a rest day anyways
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>>41410248
>"hey big guy, lifting weights?"
>for you
Then crash your dick in her pussy with no survivors
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>>41410298
>Hey, are you working out?
>I thought it would be funny because we're already in a gym
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>>41410248
>>"apparently"
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>>41410312
Then you did well.
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>>41410248
you screwed up you should have said
>Y-you too
or
>4u
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Should've said that you are not simply lifting weights, you're having a tactical bodybuilding workout and sold her a limited time offer for only 99.99$ she gets an exclusive dvd "Elite Tactical Cross-Curves in Five Minutes a Week: One on One With DEVGRU SEAL TEAM SIX Instructor Jessie Crawford", instructions on how to build tactical kettlebells out of cardboard and mud, and a trial pack of Elite Extreme: Lipid-O Ultra Burn Animal Growth Protein Daily SEAL-approved Ironfit ration pack.
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post before and after pics of the garage cleanup
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>LEAVE NOW GOBBLER OF GAINS
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>>41410248
>"hey big guy, lifting weights?"
>sit up and cough
>"apparently"
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>>41410354
>he doesnt have a spider gymbro
okay, sometimes they hog the dumbbells but can you blame them? Guy's got 8 arms to work out
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>>41410248
>hey big guy
>implying people talk like that in real life
Also, obligatory: For you
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