>not masturbating to yourself in the mirror That's what

who dis?

those are some really tiny tits

why are there so many threads about masturbation on this board?

A couple months ago I bent a chick over her dresser that had a mirror and I was unironically looking at myself instead of her face

>>41408952

call me gay, but that's how I like em

>>41409016

Gay.

>>41408952

Small tits are the best, they look younger that way

>>41408877
> ive done this before on the second or third time i smoked weed. I felt bad after.

I've done that and it doesn't feel bad but it isn't good either

>>41408986
WHO

>>41408877

Breh I have been jerkin it stalefish since 03

Also I won a diamond bike for making the reverse microwave

>>41408952
tiny titted girls age more gracefully than the opposite

>>41408986
Me in the background.

>>41408986
fuck man this just makes me sad
cute girls are so wonderful to be around, i don't know if it's because i'm never around them or it's just a real thing but
on the very rare occasion i'm around a cute girl on any basis other than "in the same restaurant" or whatever i just end up staring at her at all opportunities

>>41408877
does this webm just slightly piss anyone else off

like she's cute and all but something about her makes me pissed.

>>41409282
Yeah but I'm just trying to get my pecker wet not marry these sluts.

>>41409318
Smugness. Just emanates smugness.

>>41409318
I don't like that she very clearly knows that anyone and everyone around her is about to jerk off to her later that night. Like, nobody goes out dressed like that.

>>41409318
You're angry that she knows and will never give you even a glance?

>>41409318
Is it because she touches her hair after licking her fingers? Because that bothers me.

>>41409318

I think it's the public element somehow, I feel like it'd be different if it were indoors somewhere

>>41409016
fag

>>41409303

grab some friends before you go out, it makes hitting on them way less awkward

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>>41409417
>grab some friends

>go out

>>41408877
I want to masturbate her

>>41409441
>I want to masturbate her

maybe I'm being pedantic, but that shit isn't possible.

>>41409427
kek

>>41409465
Well I don't know where she lives so yeah that would make it hard.
But if I did I would try

>>41408877
whys she wearing a bra in public

>>41409483
Nm I found her, should I send a fecebppk friend request telling her I love this ice cream video?

>>41409016
homeosex

>>41408877

>Those high-waisted jeans that should have fucking stayed dead in the 80s where they belong

And I'm flaccid.

>>41408877
name?

>>41409016
yag

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>>41409919
Carmella Rose
Pic related

>>41409904
>muh daisy dukes

fuck off with ur shit tier taste

>>41409318
You're feeling the urge to PATROL THE THOT.

>>41408877

I thought I was the only one who did this... felt kinda weird about it but, Im turned on by myself?

>>41409988

High-waisted anything is shit tier shut the fuck up

>>41409318
>>41409328
>>41409329
>>41409341
>>41409353
[autism intensifies]

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>>41409417

>friends

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>>41408986
another day
another week
another month
another year

just keep going...

>>41408877
>tfw doing that occasionally
i thought that everyone is doing that

>>41409427
hawhaw

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>>41410854
I didn't know I made a joke

>>41409291
Macaulay Bulkin up in this bitch

>>41409291
kek

>>41409147
Madison beer when she was 14

>>41410787
https://youtu.be/COhrE0aW_tk

>>41409318
She's really smug

>>41408877

Anyone get unironically angry at this gif? stupid bitch looking at the camera thinking she's all seductive and giggly. I wanna punch her stupid face in so she can never show it on camera again.

>>41408877
How did you manage to go in the mirror

>>41408952
there is no need to be envious just because yours are bigger

>>41408986
This is beautifull

>>41411273
Be prepares to fight a horde of white knights bigger than the local police force if you do that

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>>41409427
>>41410777
You've got other things to worry about than cute girls

>>41408877
Filthy slut
Licked her hand and then fixed her hair
Disgusting

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>>41411670
cute girls are the solution to all my life's problems other than the important ones that don't have solutions

>>41409492
Because she's a whore

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>>41408877
>>41408986
Pls stop.

Guys what's the surest way of getting someone like them

>>41411797
make yourself as attractive as possible

>>41411797
Surest way? Be born extremely attractive, into a rich loving family that will raise you to be a well rounded, social, happy individual.

If you're on /fit/ then you might have to work a bit more. I'd say the hardest part is finding girls like that in the first place, you gotta be in the right social circles.

>>41408877
But I do ;P

>>41408986
Is that Joe Biden in teh back?

>>41411337
t. titlet

>>41408877

I can't believe there are pathetic, cancerous human beings (both women and men) who make this kind of shit. Get a fucking life, yeesh.

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>>41411823
>Be born extremely attractive, into a rich loving family that will raise you to be a well rounded, social, happy individual.

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>>41411797
B youself

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>>41408986
>>41409147
>>41409303
>>41410787
>>41411571
>>41411797

>>41411883
Thanks for the reality check.

>>41408877
I am attracted to women who people say look similar to me.

Some examples are Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss.

>>41409291
My life

>>41408985
I would recommend fucking better looking gals in the future senpai

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>>41408877
>>41412062
This is how you need to look to get her.

>>41412062

>Somewhere out there fat girls look at this and say "she probably works out 7 times/day, thats why she looks so good" and swallows their mcchicken

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>>41408877
>tfw you have to admit you've seen hotter traps
I have bigger tits than her and I'm 10-12% BF at the moment...

>>41409262
Are you the fuck who duct taped shit to my garage door? Woodeewoo doo

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>>41408986
Same mouth as pic related

>>41412210
Eh, not unachievable

>>41412345
>hotter traps
I demand proof

>>41412345
Nobody cares about tits senpaichimoro

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>>41411797
>born attractive
>born in a rich family
>tfw family was abusive as fuck and as a result I'm extremly depressed and have speech problems

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IT'S NOT FAIR

>>41408952
>tiny
That's a weird way to spell "perfect"

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>>41408986
>>41409303

>>41412210
even if she is wearing 6 inch heels he is still like 511

>>41414594
what a manlet right?

>>41408952
Sometimes quality>quantity.
Diversify your tastes.

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>>41408986
>looks exactly like my ex-gf
It hurts too much

>>41408986
She looks stupid. Cute, but in a dumb dog kind of way

>>41411883
His chin is like 6 inches in front of his chest - really trying to harden up his soft jaw

>>41412219
speaking of mcchicken, i think imma go out today and buy one

>>41415477
Post pic I want to see how attractive you are

>>41411797
Be handsome and then bee urself :^)

>>41408877
She licking my cock

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>>41409557
gib us her FB anon

>>41409016
ma nibba

>>41416200
who the fuck uses facebook grandpa?
https://www.instagram.com/melwitharosee/

>>41411883
I don't even hate Justin Bieber but damn he really does look like a girl doesn't he

poor fuckin dude

>>41411273

i get the same feeling, just eat the goddamn icecream

>>41412588
i was at a wedding he was at

hes really short

>>41415564
And add bigmac sauce brahh

>>41412554
My nigguh

>>41409291
Hey Senator McCain, didn't know you used 4chan

>>41408986
>fapped to this last night
>find out she was 14

am i a pedo bros?

>>41417520
yes, also why are you having so dirty thoughts? When I see this I want to hold her hands and make her laugh

>>41417520
abebophile

>>41409016
i feel you bro, they are perfect

>>41412729
welcome to the family bro

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>>41412210
>>41412601
>>41414594
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE