>Be me
>third world country (doesnt really amtter much but fuck it)
>Kinda /fit/, abs are visble and arms are of good size, yet I have barely any chest or back
>Have this huge crush on this girl
>Black hair, glasses, kinda chuby, smaller than me
>Have helped her throught school at least half of my life
>Ended up falling with love with her cuz god hates me
> She knows it, found out in a very fucking bad way, but thats a story for another day
>Yesterday she was texting me, asking me for help with some shit
Before we continue, I used to swim on saturdays and sundays, but couldnt continue .due to nose surgery
>After i help her (I had told her earlier I was going to the doctor that day), she asked what the doctor said
>Got a few crusts removed from my nose ( the bleeding caused by the surgery mixes up with mucus forming hard ass crusts, wich hurt as fuark when they are removed)
>Also the doctor said I can swim now
>She is all like ´´ýai! good for you!´´, even though swiming isnt really my thing
>i tell her that
>She says swiming gets you a hell of a body
>Agree with her
>´´´See?, you should swim for you to get hot´´
Motherfucking hell im gonna swim like god damm Michael phelps. Maybe it doesnt seem like anything and im just over reacting, but the way she said it ( not those exact words. Kinda hard to translate since Im not american, im southamerican), damm. I think there might just be a small chance that I can get her.
Also, if I swim on weekends, what can I do during the week to complement that.
>>41407836
matter*
Are you that monkey huddled over the laptop?...come on Bro, treat the little bitch properly.
>>41407836
Faggot think about it this way.. Because she is south American she will look like a haggard fat piece of shit by the time she is 25. Best get over her sooner rather than later.
>>41407944
pic is clearly unrelated to OP, why is /fit/ so fucking thick sometimes
>>41407836
He is an engineer
>We all work/live that way
>>41407836
>I swim on weekends, what can I do during the week to complement that.
Brosplit, amigo.
>Got a few crusts removed from my nose
>lifting for girls
not gonna make it
>>41407836
>third world country (doesnt really amtter much but fuck it)
>Black hair, glasses, kinda chuby, smaller than me
>Before we continue, I used to swim on saturdays and sundays, but couldnt continue .due to nose surgery
Israel?
>>41408957
jesus i could watch this forever
>>41408338
To the Virgins, to Make Much of Time
Gather ye rosebuds while ye may,
Old Time is still a-flying;
And this same flower that smiles today
To-morrow will be dying.
The glorious lamp of heaven, the sun,
The higher he's a-getting,
The sooner will his race be run,
And nearer he's to setting.
That age is best which is the first,
When youth and blood are warmer;
But being spent, the worse, and worst
Times still succeed the former.
Then be not coy, but use your time,
And, while ye may, go marry:
For having lost but once your prime,
You may forever tarry.
>>41408994
Carpe Diem Motherfucker.
>>41407836
>third world country
>black hair
That's a given, m8.