Ok /fit/, how the hell do I into Patrick Bateman mode? Minus

>>41388305
you check these dubs

Let narcissism be your only motivation.
Also my digits

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>>41388324

Nice try, but you should check THESE

>>41388305
Be born mega rich, but bust your ass to work on Wall Street anyway for no reason besides conformity, then roid and work out in an expensive gym while also doing a lot of coke.

>>41388305
>implying he killed anyone
>>41388407
checkem

But first, what is your skincare routine?

>>41388305
just lift, he's body is not that impressive by /fit/ standards

>>41388528
He did at the end

Also, i wonder, does he know he is a 4chan meme?

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>>41388305

>>41388305
>minus the psychotic killing
Never gonna make it

>>41388305
>psychotic
He's a narcissist, not a psychopath

>>41388815
And the murders weren't real. Didn't you pay attention?

>>41388827
>he didn't read the book
*breathes in*

>>41388889
But I read the book


So close

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>>41388901
*breathes out*

PPL and low bodyfat, badabing badabom

>16 posts
>nothing of value, what so ever

gg neo/fit/

OP: Christian Bale's training regime for the movie can be found online. One search away. Build off of that, and apply roids.

good luck

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>no dubs in the whole thread

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>>41389099

>>41389099
oh you

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>>41389099
>>41389133

>>41389099
>>41389133
At last

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>>41389133
oh shit

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>>41388305
kloss dubs and we're all gonna make it

>>41388801
Came to post this

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>>41389099
>>41389133

>>41389208
Thanks for rare beautiful Kloss.

>>41388305
3 X 5 Video Tape Returns

>>41388305
you must check these dubs

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>>41389099

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>>41389099
>>41389133
>>41389911

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>>41389099
>>41389133
>Matching numerals

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>>41389208
Why? Why this woman, she has no upper lip, bitchy face, non THICC body. Wtf
>Here's an actual cutie

>trying
>to get digits
sometimes u just gotta let it happen without trying

Let's see Paul Allen's dubs

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Here it comes..

>>41388910
no.

>>41390120
>she has no upper lip
white people don't like monkey mouth.
sorry tyrone

>>41390886
lmao no

>>41389099
>>41389133
M E M E
E
M
E

the writer himself confirmed that he killed everyone in the movie, the point was that yuppies are so self absorbed nobody even noticed and he just continues his life

>>41390914
>the writer himself confirmed that he killed everyone in the movie
false flag

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>>41390906

If you're into tall skinny women with gaunt features might as well go full gay.

Here's an actual desirable woman.

>>41390958
THIS

idk if it's the same girl but I have a crush on that girl from Ferris Bueller's day off and that pic looks like her

can anyone suggest pornstars that look like her pls?

>>41390981
Bambi Brooks

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>>41389099
>>41389133

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>>41388305
good luck

>>41389911
Checked

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>>41391117
>3x20 deadlifts

>>41388305
Trips here

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>>41391117

Is that the American Psycho routine?

>>41391117
>>41391742

Ayyyy so it is.

LMAO at the person who wrote it up.

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>>41391117
>86 sets

>>41391666
...impressive..

>>41391117

whats back machine supposed to be?

>>41390120
>Why this woman
>???
Are you gay? It's ok if you're gay, mate.

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>>41389099

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>>41392371
Are you??? Seriously, she has NO UPPER LIP, which is a sign of a fetal alcohol disorder. No tits either, she's just a skinny blonde girl who fucked her way into a Kushner's lap

>>41391117
>>41391742
It's funny how this book and glamorama makes it clear that Ellis has no idea about lifting.

But on the other hand Patrick Bateman has enough money for steroids, and maybe he just forget the part of the morning routine when he sticks a needle in his ass

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If digits we're all gonna make it

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>>41392778
>off by one
Aha, you shit-eating cocksucker, this is how a REAL man gets dubs!

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>>41392778

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>>41392778
I guess some of us aren't going to make it

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>>41392778
if dubs no one in this thread makes it

>>41391117
i think im going to try this routine just for the fuck of it. only been working out for a month so no real gains do you guys think i should so it 5-6 days a week or just 3?

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Have i missed a dubs thread lads?

>>41393073
Don't know, check the book. It is probably in the next library or online somewhere

>>41388305
Having read the book several times:
>Take self care very seriously. View your body as your most valuable asset.
>As part of this you'll need to start doing men's skin treatments, masks, etc.
>Get your teeth professionally whitened and cut out soda/anything that can yellow the teeth
>Self care also means an investment in hair care products and in haircuts. You'll need to start actually spending money on those two things and taking good care of your hair. And you'll need to style it every day.
>Exercise. Strength and cardio.
>Consume gourmet foods. I don't know if you have dean and deluca where you live, but basically just buy your food from the most expensive grocery store in town. Or go to an actual gourmet food store. Actual quality of said food doesn't matter. Calories matter (maintain a low bf%)
>Get a good job or pretend you have one. Nobody is actually going to fact check you if you say you work at Goldman Sachs or something (if you don't work in the city, tell women you telecommute or that you're on a business trip). Always work in finance.
>Wear expensive clothes. Or steal some. Or just wear replicas from china.

>>41388305

>tfw in the book he runs into a kosher restaurant, asks for a cheeseburger, gets told this place is kosher, then asks for a kosherburger with cheese, and when the waitress repeats "Kosher" he runs ar her and shouts "FUCK YOURSELF YOU RETARDED COCKSUCKING KIKE"

>>41388827

The murders WERE real, but the extent of how much murdering he did was difficult to estimate, seen as he becomes an unreliable narrator as his grip of his sanity starts to waver. The main point I think was to explain how people were so interchangeable and society was so apathetic that no one cares regardless.

>>41393073
that's 30 hours a week in the gym, minus shower and time to get there and from there

>>41394079
lmao that part is great and there's lots of other good parts that were left out in the film.

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>>41389099
>>41389133
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>>41388543
>>41388801
>>41389099
>>41389133

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>>41388305
Dubs till failure all day every day

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>>41388319
>>41388407
>>41388324
>>41388447
>>41388528

>>41388305
fucking fit nobody knows how to get

sempai

quads.

>>41391666
Satan

>>41388563
it's open to interpretation whether he really killed people or was in a fantasy. The book is always better.

>>41389099
filthy

>>41391666
Where is this image from
It looks mad familiar

haha check these dubs

>>41397844
Yout post has been checked