>8' ft >get thrown into manlet pit >other manlets

Go back to wherever you came from and stop shitting up the board

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>>41385862

>locker room lock runs out of gas
>nearest gas station is nine miles away
>have to skip my work out to walk all the way there
>tell me I can't put gas in anything other than a car
>fuck
>walk all the way back
>ask the desk to cut the lock
>lock cutter is out of gas too
>FUCK
>all of my shit is in there
>my car keys, my house key, my shaker, my wallet, my cargo shorts
>without that I am homeless
>have to move back in with my parents
>car got towed a week later
>no money, no car, no home
>it's been 8 months
>gained 45 lbs and lost all my gains
>dad has already given me an ultimatum
>have to move out in one month
>can't get a job because I don't have my ID because it's still in my locker

Be sure to fill your lock tank, senpai. I'm going to be homeless for literally the rest of my life.

>>41385962
these threads are the best thing to happen to /fit/ in years, fuck off breh

>>41386014

How would you know you fucking newfag?

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>>41385862
>be 5/10 average grill
>disgusting 7/10 male dares hit on me
>just finished my 5 min treadmill jog for the week
>fuck it may aswell get something out of this beta
>'hey anon! can you get my bag from on top of the lockers?'
>he cant even reach on top of the 9ft lockers without standing on his toes
>mfw

World record holder is 8 foot 1.
You're full of shit, OP.

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>>41386772
fuck off 8'1" is barely king of the manlets

>>41385980
kek

>>41385862

bribe with /sip/s

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> community shampoo bottle in shower is out of shampoo
> it's my turn. gotta refill it.
> deepsigh.wav
> go around locker room, asking for donations
> a few guys give me some squirts
> absolutely disgusting mix. Vile odor and consistency.
> head back.to shower
> "hey anon" some manlet says. "I got some for you"
> try not to look at his dick as he comes over
> he squeezes a long spurt of vidal Sassoon from a travel size bottle into the community one im holding
> "youre welcome" he says with a smirk
> finally get back in shower, lather up my hair, start to relax
> mfw I notice the community semen bottle is empty

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>doing cardio on the touge machine
>Accidentally rev past 9000 rpm and blow my engine
>Chad passes me with his misufairingu systemu
>The cardio bunnies start laughing
>Gym police give me a ticket for wreckless
endangerment
>Mfw gym mechanic is on vacation
This day can't get any worse

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>>41385862
>8 foot
>Cant get out of manlet pit
Confirmed for weak faggot who cant do a pull up