>when ur girl comes over and asks if you have anything to

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>>41382055
>>when ur girl

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>>41382089

This

Chicken omelette with a side of broccoli and a chocolate protein shake blended with oats to wash it down.

>not keeping a frozen pizza in the fridge for unexpected guests

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>bf comes over
>refuses to eat anything healthy or make his own food because he's still afraid of my parents 3 years in to the relationship
>end up making him ramen 6 times over the weekend

>>41382055
Holy shit r u me

>random girl: "do you have anything to eat?"
>me: "nah I have to go out and buy some food"
My pantry/fridge is actually stocked but it's all basic bodybuilding shit. I can't cook anything else

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>>41382459
this.
I always have backup food for guests.
havent had a chance to use them

>2017
>not making a pot full of lečo every night

Ur wrong

>better believe I made that bitch chicken/rice/veggies every time.

And I wonder why she broke up with me...

>>41382055

>no whey protein or poptarts

Never gunna make it...

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>>41383010
"That looks good babe but you gotta eat something different for once"

I remember it like it was yesterday

Toum, tabouleh, and naan.
Chop up some chicken, and you're golden. It's all stuff you should have on hand of you eat healthy, aside from maybe the bulgur.

>>41382055
Bro just tell her she's a fat bitch

>>41382055
Offer her some pocket eggs you fag

>letting your girlfriend eat
It's like you're asking for her to be fat

>>41382055
Shieet dude, no bananas or apples around? It's annoying that they go bad fast but you gotta have nutrition my man
hell, offer her some high quality activated almonds

>>41382055
Oat flour waffles.

>>41382055
Keep "normal" food in case of these situations and don't be so undisciplined to eat it. I keep a few frozen pizzas and some alcohol for when non-fit people come over. I also keep a Netflix subscription also, even though a never watch TV when I'm alone.

>>41382459
This is too far but if you have some garlic, asparagus, and olive oil, you can make a bomb ass meal for two. Maybe some red potatoes, butter, and some steaks if you want her to WANT to eat with you.

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>>41382692
>havent had a chance to use them

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>>41383351
>mfw activator broken
>have to eat unactivated nuts

>>41382552
>be me
>be poor and get into bodybuilding from roommate
>can make dank protein shakes, chicken w/ salad or pasta, and eggs and bacon (>tfw bacon egg sandwiches on whole wheat bread for breakfast)
>that's literally fucking it
>get married
>wife works all the time
>make chicken for every meal
>she stops asking me to cook

Make salmon, quinoa and asparagus. Your macros won't notice a difference, but your gf will.

>>41382692
This.

>always have beer in case I make some friends

>>41383351
>apples
>nutrition
pick one

>>41382055
you eat oats with every meal or...???

>>41383076
didn't understand a word you said

>>41385458
Are you in Syd? I'll be your mate and drink your beer.

>>41385598
Thats because you're not a fucking infidel.
He sounds like a sandnigger