If you dont do boxing or a martial art as cardio you're

>>41379073
still though, being able to deadlift 2-3pl8 means your core is pretty strong and can definitely handle someone that don't lift.

>>41379109
Any fat man off the street can dl 3 pl8 m8.

>>41379073
if i was ever in a random street fight, i'd run away, as most martial artists will tell you is the safest way out of a confrontation. fuck archaic manliness bull, i don't know what this person's capable of, might have a knife on him and i die because of some stupid bullshit

>>41379184
alright breh

>>41379210
This is the right response. But you're still a pussy.

>>41379210
Same here, but not that it'd help since I'm as slow as an ox.

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If you get in a fight you are either poor or dumb

>>41379457
if your not prepared to fight you are a coward

>>41379109
>>>41379073 (OP)
>your core is pretty strong and can definitely handle someone that don't lift.


Not against someone who trains for real. The Gracie Challenge videos where they challenge all comes are myriad. See for yourself.

>>41379073
>thinking you will ever breed
I do not come to /fit/ for the jokes, and yet here I sit, laughing.

>>41379073

White boys are too scared to go to boxing gyms and be around blacks and Mexicans, they'd rather do MemeMA in their suburban McDojos

>>41379073
Boxing and Muay Tai are the only acceptable forms of fighting for men. Traditional Asian martial arts like Karate, Tai Kwon Do, Kung Th, etc. don't really apply to real world application. They are just a fancy art form. And MMA/Ju Jitsu are for faggots. Although they are effective, you're a faggot for dry humping a man's leg and calling yourself a fighter

>>41379667
White boys run boxing in 2017

>>41379667
Wtf I hate white people now

>>41379685

>white Americans claiming slavs and gypsies as their own

pathetic

>>41379073
If you do it only for cardio you are already a meme.

>>41379673
*loses in fight cos u think grappling is gay*
can u imagine the faggot that wrote this shit, lmao

>>41379073
People that think like you are more likely to end up dead in the street with a few bullets in them. If you want to put your faith in "cardio boxing" as self defense thats fine and good. I'll put my faith in running away and/or hitting my opponent in the head with a rock.

>>41379538
You can be prepared to fight your entire life and never get in one if you know how to steer a situation away from physical confrontation.

if shit ever actually popped off all you teenage dweebs making these fucking fighting threads would poop your pants and either freeze or run

i want to start boxing, but i am scared of getting permanent damages to my head(ear, nose, brain). am i worrying over nothing?

>>41380090
Im sure its nothing. Ali looks great for his age

>>41379073

I play hockey

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>>41380099
That brain isn't working too good though haha

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>>41379714
kek. it's all cheeky breeki till triple G and lomachenko get mass coverage.

Brb i forgot /fit was abunch of pussy who would rather get punkd/run away instead of fighting with your fists your grandpa and forefathers would be disapointed

>>41380189
he's dead senpai

>>41380206
They're starting to, and Canelo is Irish.

>>41380090
That's only in the long run, sparring g with headgear will avoid your face and ears getting messed up.

>>41380234
shut the fuck up dork

>>41380377
>Santos Saúl Álvarez
>"Irish"
lol okay

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Western Boxing, Sambo and BJJ is how you create an elite fighter + lifting.

>>41379073
Boxing is fucking DEAD
D E A D
Where the fuck do I go to learn to box? fucking nowhere

I'm the type that will never start a fight but during the last year there was two instances that i things escalated so much that i would have to fight probably multiple guys to protect my girl (so obv running is not a choice)

What's the best martial art style for that kind of circumstances

also, isn't bjj kind of unpractical in real life situations or not?

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Don't you wanna do this to the faggot who called out your bench?

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Top of the morning, ese.

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>>41380500
Good 1v1 and if it goes to the ground, you want Western Boxing or muay thai if you feel you gonna fight more than one or he's much heavier.
If you're skinny and small you should do boxing+judo.
Even Muay Thai is pretty great but it's much harder than boxing.

>>41380502
Why didn't he just hook him in the Jaw?
Nigga didn't even have his guard up

>>41380527
thanks for the reply. I am actually skinny so i will try to do boxing and judo

>>41380500
muay thai or boxing

>>41380465
Joke moron

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>>41380562
Judo is great for skinnier lads because it uses the opponents weight against them and boxing is MMA 101.
>>41380530
Scared as fuark

Good luck.

>>41379184
Honestly, that's not necessarily true.
A fat young adult who's relatively active would easily be able to, but a fat adult who doesn't do anything physical probably wouldn't even be able to get in the form for a deadlift, and would break their spine trying.

>>41379667
come shit talk me live just like that motherfucker see what happens. fucking corpse

>>41379673
>Is so insecure in his sexuality that he's unable to bring himself to train the most effective form of fighting because it requires you to be in very close proximity with other men who are trying to choke you

You're gay bro. Don't fight it.

>>41380581
what made top selleck chimp out
also that sport looks retarded.

>>41380485
where ever there is niggers or beaners, there is a boxing gym senpai.

Its usually pretty cheap too, like $20 a month.

Buy a lock tho lol

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>>41380527
that combination was awesome

>>41380581
lol wtf is that?

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>>41379073
Training is too expensive, what kind of a fucking trust fund kid can blow $500 a month on punching a fucking bag?

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>>41380581
Is that Dong Zhou Trump?

>>41379073
2017 solve problem by violnt
Inplying knife, guns, court and jail dont exist.

>>41380659
how about in Vancouver? everything here is classes and runs about $120 a month

id love to find a spic boxing place that will teach me for cheap (dont mind them beating my ass or trying to steal my shit, i have nothing to steal from)

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>>41380090
Don't spar often or hard.

Learn for 6months of consistent traning.
Then spar once a week softly maybe. More twice a month.

You will get brain damage.
If you spar hard and often and or compete.

You can still train boxing. But you have to develop extreme defence.

>>41379073

Has anyone ever listened to Tyson and thought? "This dude is pretty clever". He's got a way with words that you would never expect from someone with his background. Bit of a huge ledge desu

>>41381029
sorry senpai, there is only chinks and fags in vancouver.

your best bet is taking frisbee golf

>>41381228
yeah, tyson is crazy, not stupid.

>>41381228
No, you idiot

>>41380500
Cardio and strength plus unbridled violence and tenacity
>chimps don't train to fight

>tfw too socially anxious to go to my local boxing gym

>>41381064
BRUCE LEE DIDNT REALLY KNOW HOW TO FIGHT HE IS JUST AN ACTOR YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

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>>41381376
Actually true, you can't train to fight. It's an inherited savagery.

This is not "trained for", this is not "conditioned", these traits have been bred for!

Most martial artists do not possess this by the way, they are athletes, not warriors.

>>41380598
W E W
E
W

>>41381486
Where is that image from?

>>41379919
jihadists then use you for propaganda

Switching to judo over running was the best decision I ever made.

>get to wear a cool ass uniform
>similar to HIIT
>exciting
>exercise by throwing people to the ground then squeezing them into submission

>>41381424
Suck it up princess. You will be fine after a few sessions. Find a gym that has a good training and a good atmosphere.

>>41379673
>being so self conscious and uncomfortable around men that you wont train grappling
everyone point and laugh at the faggot who sucks at fighting