Wristlets report in >7.25" wrist >gf leaves me for

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>>41370728
>tfw 6.5 inch wrists
>but 17 inch biceps
I look like a freak. I thought growing my biceps would make up for my lack of forearms

>be with gf for 5 years
>take her out to her favorite sushi place
>take out the ring/get on my knee
>"oh my god anon, you actually thought we were serious? haha you have no canthal tilt at all anon, why would anyone ever love you with those sub 8 inch wrists? oh my god how embarrassing"

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>>41370776
>no canthal tilt

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>>41370776
Happened to me.

>>41370776
>dated a girl in high school a few years back
>later, went to college together
>graduated and decided to purchase a home together
>we have two kids and a dog
>I love her two pieces
>I finally work up the courage to ask her to stop seeing other people
>she says, don't be silly, anon, you're a really good friend, but your (insert your insecurity here) is too (insert measurement here) for me. (Insert the name of the guy you most despise here) has a better (insert your insecurity here) and fucks me like no one can

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>>41370776
>>41370847
>be me
>trained for 3 years
>put on a solid 30 lbs lean muscle
>sub 10% body fat
>looking swole
>18 inch biceps
>wide chest
>thick ass (no homo)
>fucking chick magnet
>but i'm autistic as fuck
>decide to start nofap/noporn
>week 1
>get so fucking horny
>fuck it, I'll set up tindr
>take a shirtless selfie
>put on a few filters
>tinder profile is done
>wait a few days and get a match
>at this point i'll fuck anything that moves
>we chat for a bit
>she wants me to come over
>she didn't have to ask twice
>by her apartment in 10 minutes
>she invited me in
>we fuck for hours
>holy fuck this is actually happening
>unleashing 23 years of nogf frustration on her
>she absolutely loves it
>we settle down and cuddle on her bed
>I just fall asleep quickly
>we start seeing each other more and more
>4 years pass and we're still together
>we live with each other now
>we do everything with each other
>i love her with every bone in my body
>I want to be with her
>I constantly think about her
>every single second of the day
>I start shopping around for rings to buy
>find the perfect diamond
>it's a bit costly
>but it'll all be worth it
>we schedule a dinner at the place she loves
>it's strangely empty too, so we have the place to ourselves
>the dinner goes by in a flash
>i've been too nervous to actually ask her
>she's just about to leave
>fuck fuck fuck
>gotta do it now
>stop her from leaving her chair
>tell her how much I love her
>basically go on a senseless ramble for 2 minutes
>"... so that's why..."
>i get down on my knee
>"... that's why, I want you to be my wife..."
>I get out the diamond and show it to her
>she pauses as she looks at it
>"but anon... your ring finger and index finger are the same length"
>therefore you don't have more testosterone
>"... I think it's best we stay friends"
>mfw

this thread is satire, right?

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>>41370728
>tfw 8.5"

>>41370728
8.5" master race checking in. I pity you wristlets. Just drown your sorrows in vodka, comrade. You'll never be a true man.

>>41370847
>I love her two pieces
Is this a new meme?

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>>41370728
>ha ha what a silly thread
>measure wrist
>6.1"

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>>41370760
>8.5" wrists
>22"+ biceps pumped

>>41371150
pics or gtfo

>>41371165
send me 25 bucks and i will buy a new tape measure and send u pics over dm....


lol i'm bignig m8, im fukkin verefied

>>41371150
>20 inch + biceps
no

>8" wrists
>7" biceps
JDIMSA

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>>41371165
will provice pics of when I was only 20" cucklet tho

>>41371169
>I'm full of shit and won't admit it.
Busted.

>>41371174
If he does have 20+ arms, it's because he's obese anyway.

>>41370728
how the fuck did you learn his wrist size?

>>41371174
your cuck is showing

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>>41371188
you're a big nig

>>41371188
Nice 16" arms, dude.

>RIP aesthetics
I fucking called it. You're obese and think you're swole.

>>41371190
how about you put $250 is escrow and we settle this like men little cucklet

>asking someone to get pumped and take awkward pics for you

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>>41371205
my wrists were over 16" a half decade ago

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>>41371212
>goes straight to begging other men for money for pics of his body
you're a good representative of our community desu

>>41371121
duh.

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>>41371231
>goes begging other men to spend time getting pumped to take a pic because he is so cucked he doesn't think something is possible
you're a good representative of our community desu

>>41371245
to be fair 20 inch biceps are usually sported by professional bodybuilders, not random tripfags on fit. also try not to use the word cuck in every post, makes you seem stupid

>>41371212
No one is giving money for your little gay4pay show. Nor is anyone asking you to get pumped up, like that counts anyway. You're a fat fuck who ate himself up to 300 lb and now you think you're jacked with your 19 inch arms which you claim are 22. You're Zach from Starting Strength if he kept going for another five years.

>>41371230
>my wrists were over 16" a half decade ago
Really? Why are your wrists only 8.5 now, then?

Nice 12" pipe cleaner biceps, though.

Mine are less than 7", while I'm 6'3. This is truly a fucking curse, believe me,

>>41371265
>>41371264
lol, you are the same as people who tell me I can't deadlift over 700lbs, it just happens I decided to record that, I am the minority of the top 1% of /fit/ in almost all aspects, if you think I need to prove anything to you just shows how cucked you really are, if you think automatically asking someone for proof and if they don't bow to your whims they are lying is how I know you cucks are

>tfw no gf

kys

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wristlets mad

biceplets mad

6'3 6 1/2" wrists. Small wrists are what people find aesthetic
t. model fag

>>41371288
jesus you're delusional. we're asking for proof because its a rare achievement. nobody is telling you to bow to our whims. but now we know you're a fucking autist with minimal self awareness so good job with that

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>tfw dick is 6.5" girth
>tfw bigger than some guys wrists in thread
>tfw /fit/ asks for pics as proof
>"no homo"

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>>41371323
go checkout my youtube and watch me fucking destroy 85lb dumbbells then go watch a professional bodybuilder curl less than me cunt.

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>>41371298
>those man boobs
MOOOOOOOOOO!

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>>41371361
>that pic
404

>>41370776
>tfw this but it's because my gonial angle is not 90° or 130°

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>>41370728
>the 6.5 inches wrist while 6'1" but still have broad shoulders

What gives /fit/? Am I still considered to have a large frame?

Pic related

>10.5" ankles
>only 7.75" wrists
FUCK

>>41371113
My index finger is 3 1/16" and my index is 3 3/8"

What does that mean?

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>>41370728
Stop whining about things you can't change, and work on the things you can.

7 inches and I've not had any problems.
>>41370760
Train your forearms? The contrast should make em look pretty good
>>41371195
Also this

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>>41371536
>>41371536
your shoulders look borad, but yourwrists look thick in pic but irl only as thick as my dink, my guess is you are lanklet mode, so frame prolly isn't large in context of height but larger than average man, do with hat info what you will, if you want real truth post pics standing infront of door so we can see how tall/wide u are

>>41371536
>6'
>broader shoulders and wider rib cage than many who are 6" taller
>7.5in wrists

The lord giveth, and the lord is also one whomstdve taketh away.

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>>41371650
>7.5in wrists

wristlet lol

>another accuse bn of e-statting thread

>>41371644
>Is this the birth of a new Mong
The only person who believes you is (you)

>>41371188
your wrists are mostly fat now though bro, it's time to stop reliving the glory days or get back to them. I think you can do it, I beleaf in u

>>41371756
>archive
>name:BN
>search text:dick
>ctrl+f:imgur

>>41371371
>that reply
Don't be buttmad boyo, it's a fact that you have mantits

>>41371288
No one cares how much you can lift, you fat fuck. Stop changing the subject.

>If you think I need to prove anything to you
You got called out on your bullshit and immediately started deflecting by calling people cuck and changing the subject. It's pathetic. Spend less time on /pol/ and more time learning how an actual argument works.

>>41370760
WHAT DID YOU DO FOR BICEPS.

i really need to start making my biceps grow but i already work them 3 times a week.

>>41371121
>he thinks any girl will take him when he doesnt even breathe through his nose.

>>41371121
It is but there's a tripfag in here who doesn't get it

>>41372191
Copying and pasting from archive

>For me, I prefer aiming for at least 30 (total) quality reps (make sure to keep time under tension high. Cheat on your girl, not your curl). Once I can do that, bump it up to the next weight. So it could be 6 sets of 5 or 3 sets of 10. Concentration curls can more easily be supersetted with any other dumbbell workout. I prefer dumbbell press for it

>>41371663
nigger lol

>>41372191
>>41372270
Also, forgot to mention. Arms are 2/3rds triceps. Favorite tricep exercise is tricep pullover
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rh3MHnRI_I

>>41371298
Dope af tank tho. Them deep cut memes

>>41371626
I'm mirin

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>>41370728
>6.3 inch wrists
My dick is almost as girthy lmao. But I've actually gained wrist girth, I used to be 5.9 inches

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>7.2" wrists
>14.5" biceps

>>41370847
> but your (insert your insecurity here) is too (insert measurement here) for me. (Insert the name of the guy you most despise here) has a better (insert your insecurity here) and fucks me like no one can

but your (autism) is too (7.5cm) for me. (Emmanuel Macron) has a better (autism) and fucks me like no one can

>5" wrist
>2.5" fingers
pretty sure i have some kinda hand disorder, the rest of my body isn't small enough to warrant this

6" wrists here, feels like I'm going to make it. Not sure what the rest of you are crying about.

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>>41370760
>tfw 6.5 inch wrist
>dick shorter than wrists

why live

>>41370728
<6 inch wrists, makes my 12 inch forearms look quite jacked

>>41371113
My ring finger is way longer than my index is this goof or bad

>>41371188
those are 6 inch wrists btw

>>41370728
>tfw no wrists

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literally made for fisting

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>Go outside
>Girl sees me
>Quickly hide hands in pockets
>Chills down my spine as I realize I was too late
>"WRISTLET!!" she cries at the top of her loungs and fumbles for her phone to call 911
>Start running
>Straight into the forest, hear choppers in the distance
>Call family, tell them I´m sorry and that they have to leave the country
>Dad says he regrets not killing me at birth like the doctor suggested
>Hear the bark of dogs behind me, end call
>Put the phone down my pocket too rapidly
>The strain snaps my tiny 7" wrist in half
>Cry in pain until the first officer finds me and shoots me on sight
>Currenlty standing in line to heaven, angels up at the pearly gates measuring wrists
>Not gonna make it