All right /fit/, viking, samurai, or knight? Do your fitness

Knight

Balance between strength, speed, and Christendom. Balance between Sheiko, cardio, and church.

Knight is skinnyfat under that armor. I can sense it

>>41369718
>all jacked
yeah.

Mage
I train my mind

Viking all day everyday
>can train on Sundays
>lifting giant logs to build cabin
>hierarchy ruled by the biggest, toughest motherfucker
>don't have to obey some DYEL daimo or Pope
>constantly raiding putting manlets and DYELs in their place
>when you finally get killed, get to go to the Gym of Valhalla and lift with the God of Gains himself

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yes

vikings are just degenerates who can only raid tiny villages

>>41369784
Powerlifter detected

the nip would be about 5" , so not him

>>41369790
>Sacked Paris
>Byzantine emperors personal guards
>Invaded Britain
only able to raid small villages huh

>>41369823
my nigger the saxons replaced the vikings in the Varangian Guard

>>41369871
Anglo-saxon which were originally the Norman invaders which were originally the Viking invaders so just vikings with plate mail.

>>41369718
Knight or viking! Routine lines up more with samurai though. Do we assume samurai have the most cardio?

>>41370032
I think it all depends on the position in society the individual of each one of those had.

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can i be a viking berserker?

do shrooms make me a /fraud/?

>>41370032
Samurai is probably a lot of bodyweight and cardio.
Vikings are heavy ass lifting, think powerlifters and people who bulk real hard.
Knights are a blend of weights and cardio, possibly crossfit or sports.

>>41369969
actually the normans were bretons... it was a CELTIC RECONQUEST

>samurai: powerlifting
>viking: strongman
>knight: bodybuilding
This is fact

>>41370143
Sources on this?
If I'm wrong I'd like to learn about it.

>>41369718
Samurai here

I think I'd probably be a knight, it involves a culture that's a little more structured and based around civilization. Viking culture is too chaotic, and samurai culture is too strict and based around spirituality. And even though my ancestry is both Scandinavian and Scottish, I look more Scottish, so I'd be right at home in the UK.

>>41369718
For me it's the samurai, intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor

>>41370475
Samurais aren't nihilistic though? They live by a code and believe in serving a greater purpose. Vikings are more nihilistic, if you asked me.

Samurais are weebs.

>>41369718
In a game, I'm a 2H sword guy, in real life scenario you can't beat 1H+shield

>>41370149
Samurai is oly lifting though

>>41369718
>cunts will actually choose anything but knight.

Wtf happened to this gay earth.

>>41370475
Someone described art this way in another thread a few days ago.... is this some fresh new meme?

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>>41369741
This.

>Vikings
Manlets, heathens, rapists

>Samurai
Inferior steel

>>41372873
>Manlets
Nigga they were 5'7 in a time where everyone else was like 5'3.

>tfw no knightbf
>tfw only guy who plays fh at my gym plays samurai and "powers up" and goes "saiyan" before big lifts

Kill me.

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>>41372903
I don't believe those numbers are right.

Viking 4life cmon.

Master race exercises including:
>skullcrushers
>hip thrusts aka rape
>rows
on top of that
>beard masterrace
>not manlets
was there ever any other choice?

>>41370176
Normans were of scandinavian/french/breton mix I think, but are regarded as french because thats the languague they used

>>41369718
samurai are cool, vikings were shit

knights are by far the best tho.

>>41369718
Ill take dead shit game for 500

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>>41372633

I weep for the state of my beloved 4chan.

>>41370123
Vikings were DYEL you watch too much tv and play too much vidya

>>41372633
Fuck off normie

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>>41373336
The good old days will never come back.
There's just too much shit to keep track of these days to be a competent memelord,

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>>41369718
Shinobi, motherfuckers

>>41373228
Rolo would like to have a word with you.

>>41373351
is that why they slayed so fucking much? wish I were dyel too

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>>41369718
Pirate, hoes

>>41369749
carrying the most weight around, i doubt it

>>41373491
did you really have to use that god awful picture?

>>41369718
none you virgin

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>>41373662
For you, faggot

>>41369718
Vikings are aryan, knights are bastards and chinks are just scum

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>>41369718
Give me Samurai

>>41369784
>not even rep 3

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Warden. Not my favourite armour but the only one I had a picture of on my phone. Scotland forever.

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>>41373928
Ayy did somebody say Scotland?

>>41374659
>Did someone say faggot
no

>>41373491
You would be so right if you used a different picture. Pirate life is best life. Plus those fuckers can fit like 15 men on their chest, probably have insane max benches.

>>41374848
>Living with a bunch of sweaty, unwashed drunks who rape, murder, and steal
Yeah, what a life.

>>41374957
You forgot the man-on-man sodomy m8y

>>41370113
While the degeneracy meme holds some validity, it's been confirmed that psychedelics are the most /fit/ drug so no reason to feel like a fraud, just don't be a douche about it

>>41369769
>>41369823
>>41369969
>>41370032
>>41370113
>>41372903
>>41373196
>>41373447

I want hollywood movies to leave /fit/

>>41373295

This guy gets it
Knights were better than samurai thanks to the superior european steel (or rather the inferior nippon steel)

>>41374848
anyone on /fit/ know why pirates are always depicted as having western english accents? every pirate in films or games sounds cornish

>>41375104
They were the scum of England.

I'm currently trying to get my run fast enough to be volunteer boat crew at the luck Coast Guard station, do I guess if have to vote Viking. What with the boats and all.

>>41369718
The best fighter is a female only character(Valkyrie). I was playing the game and my mom is like "why did you chose a female?"

>>41369718
my ancestors fought in the battle of roncevaux pass, the crusades, and countless other engagements. knight all the way.

>>41375729
calling bullshit on this. Even the majority of landed gentry in england don't have families tracing back that far because it's pre-census.

>>41375741
my family was traced to charlemagne through my father's father's father (etc etc), so unless the records my family referenced are wrong i'm willing to bet there's a solid chance i'm right

>>41375764
my family goes back a long way too but how do you know they were at the battle of roncevaux pass and fought in the crusades etc

>>41375776
Because some families actually recorded their own history, especially if they fought in large battle or wars.

Vikings are cool but ultimately limited. Samurai are the same. Knights were top tier.

Vikings are still the manliest though.

>>41369718

Knight. Functional strength for moving around in heavy armor, protected but mobile.

Plus the lawbringer can throw a shugoki over his head, so we know he even lifts.

i wonder what the physical training of knights/samurai was like. Tbqh i'm inclined to think the majority of modern lifters are probably stronger than them

Knight.

Workout and train all the time. Be given some respect and better chance of survival on the battlefield. Have a servant to carry my shit everywhere and get to ride a big battlehorse. Be medieval Chad, fuck peasant Stacies and have a down Lady.

>>41373374
cringe
>>41373336
>taking bait

>>41375886

Nutrition was still fairly bad. Exercises and routines like that were nonexistent. They were probably functionally strong but not really aware of how to take it to the next level.

If you were on your horse fitness was going to play second fiddle to weapon skills anyway.

>>41369718
i choose the destroyer of worlds

devil

>>41375886
Bruh, calisthenics and nutrition was bad then. You could argue that dyel strongmans nowadays are stronger than strongmans 100 years ago.

>>41369718

Knight of course. We'll retake the holy land and the city eterna.

DEUS VULT

>>41375926
are you bent?

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>>41375886
From what I understand, most of the training for Samurai and Knights consisted of technique training for their respective weapons, horse riding, and sparring.

Vikings were just barbarian farmers who went pillaging other farmers, so I doubt they had much in the way of structured training.

I'd be happy for someone to prove me wrong.

That being said, I choose Cossack.

>>41375886
They probably did what battle would have required of them. So marches/sprints in armor, training with weapons for long durations of time. Stamina and Muscle endurance would have been very important. But this is just my speculation of what seems logical.
>>41376021
>Vikings were just barbarian farmers who went pillaging other farmers,
Some were, but you also had Housecarls.
From Wikipedia
>household troops in personal service of someone, equivalent to a bodyguard to Scandinavian lords and kings.
>This institution also existed in Anglo-Saxon England after its conquest by the kingdom of Denmark in the 11th century. In England, the royal housecarls had a number of roles, both military and administrative; they are well known for having fought under Harold Godwinson at the Battle of Hastings.
>These were well trained men who were paid as they were full-time soldiers.

>>41370149
>Samurai: Calisthenics/body weight
>Viking: Powerlifting
>Knight: Bodybuilding
Fixed it

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>>41374848
>>41373662
>use a different picture

What sort of autism is this?

>>41376174
RT

>>41369765

Gl being a wizard anon

>people still think Vikings were great warriors
>They killed unarmed peasants and scribes and priests
>Every time an opposing force was present they get btfo

>>41375104
I think mostly comes from the portrayal of Long John Silver in the famous adaptation of Treasure Island. Same reason why peg legs and parrots are part of it.

>>41369765
>where do you workout?
>at the college of winterhold

>>41369718
I dunno, which of them hosts their own servers?

>>41373914
>actually playing for honor over 100 hours
oops!

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>>41376649
I'm rep 9 and I have like 140 hours

>Celtic blood
>Training to be like them
>Archery training
>Hand and a half sword
>Buckler training
>Heavy Overhead pressing
>Lots of rows and one arm chins
>Planching
>Heavy duty hex bar
>Fat grip rows on my hyper extension machine
>Even heavier pendlay rows with deficit hamstring stretches between sets
>Forearm isolation
>Fucking my THICC wife and leaving hefty cream loads (Can't wait to get her pregnant)
>Tending my land with a simple push mower (and occasionally a motorized one)
>Reading Jung, Evola, Nietzsche, Freud
>Listening to audiobooks on way to work
>Listening to good discussions or rambling on YouTube
>Eating lunch with my friends and discussing both large and small ideas and events
>Building each other up
>Mentoring a few guys so that they get sweetheart wives, good careers, cultural pride, fit bodies, and wise minds
>Shitposting here with good people
>Feels good

>>41369718
What kinda dumb normie question is this? They're all from different eras technology alone decides the superior warrior. Let's do a better one all circa 1100 ad
>Frankish heavy cavalry
>Islamic mamluks
>Mongol cavalry archers
Discuss

>>41376943
Training wise, I have no idea, but if I had to be an army unit I'd go with the cavalry archers just because of how deadly they are compared to how God damned hard it is to touch them.

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Pic related is what actual Vikings looked like, see
>Thor

>>41376943
Mongol Cavalry. Yes life would probably be a shit fest, but at least the leadership would be exceptionally competent.

>>41376989
>>41377014
Two for the nomadic cavalry archers living in tents and using yak dung for fire fuel. Bold choices. Victory on the battlefield is all but assured tho as they point out. Interesting indeed.

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>>41376833

>>41377059
Also I probably wouldn't be a virgin anymore ;)

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Jacked like a samurai.

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I prefer rogue

>>41376704
>Warlord
Raider/warlord main here
Fuck wardens shoulder bash

>>41376833
You're gonna make it

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>>41378056
Warlord and Warden are both top tier

>>41378120

Vikings circa 800
Knights circa 1200
Samurai circa 1600

fucking pleb game

>>41375886
Knight training was more focused on grappling techniques than lifting.

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>>41378160
Did you even watch the opening cutscene?

It's like a time paradox or something, they're all fighting for eternity.

>>41369718
Considering both knights and samurai were malnourished manlets, yes.

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>>41372873
>Inferior steel
>>41375024
>Knights were better than samurai thanks to the superior european steel (or rather the inferior nippon steel)
When will this meme end? This not about "inferior' or "superior" steel. The Japanese crafted excellent swords for their purpose and time period just like everybody else, and in fact the Chinese who were better metallurgists loved them.

>>41372903
Well, everyone was 5'5 at the time, but you're right. They were a taller than the average.

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>>41375886
>i wonder what the physical training of knights/samurai was like.
See HEMA and kenjutsu/historical japanses martial arts, ryu
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ry%C5%AB_(school)
>>41375917
>Nutrition was still fairly bad. Exercises and routines like that were nonexistent. They were probably functionally strong but not really aware of how to take it to the next level.
>>41375943
>Bruh, calisthenics and nutrition was bad then. You could argue that dyel strongmans nowadays are stronger than strongmans 100 years ago.
These are retarded historical memes.

>>41369718
all of those look like power fantasies

cant i just play as say a fat manlet dwarf and drop axes into skulls of thy nemesis

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>>41369718
Knight

>>41379186
Fer sure. Why do people think lords, knights, and samurai got first dibs on all the wild game and fish plus cheese or rice as tax. To get swole that's why

>>41377350
Hopefully this is true no matter your path in life.

>>41379256
They got dibs because they basically owned the peasants, and they could enforce it with horses, good weapons, and proper training.

A skinny midget knight would still get dibs on pretty much anything over any peasant.

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If my only options are KANGZ, weebs or glorified Jews I'd rather pick neither.

>>41378810
>They were better than chinese swords so they were better than everyone's swords
is basically your argument, retard. They were good considering their inferior resources, even superior outright to their neighbors' stuff, but not as good as western stuff. Period.

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>>41378810
If their steel wasn't inferior, why did they fold it so many times?

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>>41369718
Viking

Yes

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMZz0x69ATE

VIKANGZ all day, every day

Knights are kike worshipping faggots, gook trash are rice eating manlets who cut themselves open if someone hurts their feelings

>>41379318
Why did they go out of their way to prioritize these resources tho? Explaining to me the mechanism of their control doesn't mean they weren't eating a diet rich in meats and dairy to get swole. There were not many skinny knights.

>>41378810

Chinkshit was shit even then, impressing the Chinese isn't a great achievement when you can impress their entire country into salvery with opium.

Viking swords were better in every way anyway, and they were smelly sailors who lived in huts.

>>41380506
>retard.
You have no right to be calling anyone retarded when you're parroting bullshit meme arguments
>They were good considering their inferior resources, even superior outright to their neighbors' stuff, but not as good as western stuff. Period.
Inferior according to who? Some idiot on the internet? Explain to me exactly how and why the were inferior without resorting to memes, your 'muh West" wanking or saying Period at the end of your sentence like you're word deserves to be law
>>41380506
>Chinkshit was shit even then
Again according to who? Some meme spouting dumbass?
>impressing the Chinese isn't a great achievement when you can impress their entire country into salvery with opium.
It does when they were better metallurgists and adopted them, You going"hurr chinks durr opium" is a shit argument. Detail exactly how and why with out memeing
>Viking swords were better in every way anyway, and they were smelly sailors who lived in huts
More memes and West wanking

>>41378810
I'm sick of weabs trying to argue that samurais would stand a chance against knights just because anime said they could.
>Trained for 10-15 years before earning the title
>Stronger and larger
>Swords were better
>Armour was better
>Fucking mounted

>>41374659
Aye but naebody said they wanted tae see yer mug ye git.

>>41380928
>I'm sick of weabs trying to argue that samurais would stand a chance against knights just because anime said they could.
Not what I'm arguing, My beef is with the MemeFacts, speaking of which
>Swords were better
>Armour was better
These are a good example
>Fucking mounted
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horses_in_East_Asian_warfare#Japan
>http://www.dailykos.com/story/2014/1/26/1272600/-Samurai-Horses-Photo-Diary

>>41380928
In a large scale battle heavy armor and being mounted (both were but oh well) doesn't guarantee victory
>See Agincourt and battle of Sterling bridge
The technological difference between knights/samurai/Vikings isn't large enough that the better tactician would be undone because of it.

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>>41369718
hercules with a bow

>>41376403
kek

>>41373491
Pirates would probably have actually been pretty /fit/
>climbing up and down rigging
>lugging cannon balls and gunpowder kegs back and forth
>pushing heavy cannons

>>41369823
>>41369790
Look up the Danelaw. Vikings took and more or less kept half of Britain. Were given Normandy and kept it.

Most Europeans have viking lineage.

>>41381480
Kingdom of Denmark =/= vikings you fucking spastic

>>41378195
>>41378160
This. Any comparison based on the images is stupid. If they were all time adjusted, it'd be much more equal in terms of load-out.

As pictured, you have to give advantage to the knight.

However across all time periods, Samurai is weakest. Shit armor and shit steel.

Samurai only really fought amongst themselves. Vikings and knights are both groups that fought many different opponents.

>>41369718

knights are total fags

Vikings > Samurai >>> DYEL knights

>>41376833
You in Ireland?

>Anything but knight

It's like you actually WANT to get BTFO

>>41381504
That's actually exactly what it means. The term Vikings didn't even come into common usage until the 19th century. Viking from old Norse vikingr literally translates to one who rows in shifts on a long journey. Vikings were just danes, swedes, and Norwegians who left their homelands in search of a better life. Most intended to settle and farm or trade. Raiding was a way to get start up cash for the massive voyage and colonization operations.

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>>41369718
None of the above

Archer

>>41381848
Why are his pants unbuttoned?
Gayest thing on /fit/ today.

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>Armies fought with swords

>>41381904
no this was and kyle harrington is straight
>>>41381824

>>41381939
Doesn't make it straight you jack off to him

>>41381960
actually I don't, checkmate homophobe

>>41381972
>Lying on a gay Thai lady boy board
Its okay to be gay. It's just not an ideal way to practice archery

>>41381567
United States

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>>41378120
>>41376704

>>41376212
>playing asscreed
>thinking asscreed is cool
step it up

>>41369790
The Rus founded Russia.

>>41373351
Samurai and knights were from the inbred privilaged classes while vikings were sailors, smiths and farmers. I'll let that sink in and you can figure out what that means.

>>41370475
>Japanese
>great sense of humor
No

>>41376330
Not one statement here is true. Not fucking one. You are ignorant, willfully so probably, in the most definitive sense of the word.

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>>41369741

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>>41375817
You’re a fucking liar. This isn’t Reddit, you’re not gonna get any upboats for making shit up. Fuck off. Even if you think you can trace back to Charlemagne (you can’t), that doesn’t prove you had any crusaders in your family. The English upperclass of 1000 years ago has largely lost the same surnames as they do today. Your ancestors were pig shit farmers.

>>41384947
I meant to write ‘had largely the same surnames as they do today’.

>>41372633
smhtbhfam

>>41384947
I'm sorry for lying, I just want some acknowledgment for anything even if I've made it up.
There's just nothing else good happening in my life.

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>>41375764
Kek nearly everyone's family goes back to that guy.
Source- am amateur genealogist who pretends to know more than I do

>>41377790
Ottermode?

samurai: bodyweight excercises and cardio - not very strong or big, but agile and well conditioned, eats only rice and fish
viking: heavy lifting - buff as fuck, strong but bulk gets in the way sometimes, diet is bread, red meat and fish
knight: skinnyfat - thinks working out is beneath him, eats shitty, lives with his parents and browses the internet all day

>>41384976
Don't worry friend, even if you don't have something like that there are parts that are true, eg- I'll assume you're American- your ancestors were probably present for the civil war, to do that they would have traveled from Europe by wooden ship, something that would have taken months and been extremely dangerous and exciting.
They could have been prisoners sentenced to exile for henious crimes (like stealing clothing) or poor rabble trying to escape the endless cycle of their lives, or even high class folks that thought they might see the world and take a piece for themselves.
Just because yo don't know about it, doesn't mean that they didn't do something life changing.
Remember Anon, everyone has a story, even a few words, and when you find the true pages then you're honouring the, far more than if you had written them a saga.

>>41379581
why do christians cannibalize their god

>>41385186
because the Christian deity was not the one of my ancestors.
He is not my God.

>>41385135
>implying a knight wouldn't buttfuck a samurai or viking 99 times out of 100

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>>41385110
I wouldn't say so necessarily. You can still look like this and be a rogue. Remember to pull back a bow you need very strong forearms and back muscles.

>>41379339
Celts fought naked and rubbed semen in their hair as hair product. I'm not making it up.

>>41376649
You dont need to play it that long at all lol I barely play it its just the games been out for a while. Everyone should be atleast rep 3 on their main by now.

>>41375239
Dude valkryie is trash and you're scum for playing it.


Trash classes for cunts, trolls and just generally unbearable people:

1. Peacekeeper
2. Berserker
3. Nobushi
4. Valkryie

They're easy as fuck to play and just take absolutely no skill at all. Anyone who plays them should be shot

Samurai, their honor code is batshit insane.

>>41375764
You're atleast 30th cousins with every single person alive on earth right now.

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None. Pic related is my goal mind and body.

>people ITT are STILL suffering from their earthly desires

>>41369718
Samurai: DYEL
Viking: Curl Bro
Knight: Functional Strength
Knight for me brah

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>>41387770
>I'm not making it up and I'm not showing any proof of what I say either

FTFY

>>41387847
Learned it in Ancient History last year in my final year. Ask my teacher.

>>41387847
PS it was in the fucking HSC (final exam written by the government)

>>41387872
>I consistently don't show any proof for what I say
That's literally what I hear when I read your idiotic posts.

>>41387913
Oh boy. It's not my fucking job to look shit up for you I did my time at school go learn it yourself. Fuck me dead mate you must be real fun at parties.

>>41387927
Look, I have a grand sense of humor and you "mate" are not funny; you're quite boring actually.

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>>41387770
Cant say Im surprised

>>41387978
Literally what? I wasn't trying to be funny. Holy fucking shit. Sarcasm isn't always humour sometimes it's just an expression of dislike.

>>41388007
Oh I'm Scottish btw. Celtic through and through. We left behind the horse semen about a thousand years ago.

>>41387815
>no earthly desires

So what are you? some type of space vegetable?

>>41388186
>>41388007
>>41387927
You britbongs are so daft.

>>41388299
S c o t t i s h I know it's technically still Britain but don't fucking call me that.

>>41369718
samurai because the katana is the strongest blade in the WORLD

>>41388421
In what way is that true? Is a little katana stronger than a claymore?

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>>41388413
Scotland should have left the UK.

>>41388508
Agreed

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Since we are on the subject
Is there any good workouts with Sword ?
One of my friends get me the Jon Snow's sword.

>>41371108
ever heard of feinting

>>41389570
I guess you could get a big tire and start hitting it

>>41380506
viking swords were shit. there are poems and stories in which soldiers were described as bending their swords by stepping on them and bending them after battles because the iron they had was so fucking bad

>>41383995
yeah

samurai and knights ate enough to be strong and viking didn't

>>41388413
you arses are the reason they hate us, you literally are british so fuck off, there is nothing wrong with the english

>>41387815
then what are you doing here trolling for (you)s

>>41389570
you'd have an easier time finding an iron pipe and swinging that around to build up your arm strength

>>41390394
Yeah but I already have the sword and I look really cool

>>41384078
>Doesn't refute argument
>Spouts ad hominem

Kys my man