How's it feel /fit/ I'm 5'8" 155lbs only been practicing Brazilian Jiu Jitsu for 4 months and that's still enough to kick the ass of 99% of you fags
>>41363201
Unless you wrestled in hs or did some other grappling a white belt that's been going at it for a few months can't do much.
>>41363201
Kek not I lil bitch. I'll sprawl and put a bow in the back of your head faster than you can say captain Kirk's cock-a-doodle-doo
>>41363218
I watched a lot of wrestling and ufc growing up so I have an idea of what the enemy will try
>>41363201
I'm 6'3 though
I bet you could mop floor with my ass and I'd still leave with your girl
>>41363242
Not likely I've been doing a lot of calistenticks so I have a lot of usable strength I'd pick you up throw you to the ground and arm bar you
>>41363253
I don't have a girl right now I could but I just want to focus on training>>41363253
>>41363261
I'll wrestle you barefoot in a pair of Speedos kid. Show you what a man looks like. You think you come in quick but I duck you and pick your clumsy ankle and send you for a tumble.
lol I'll just kick you while you roll around on your back in the bitch position of missionary sex.
>>41363295
I hit the ground swipe out your leg put you into a leg lock and hear you cry out Reeeeeeeeeee until you finally tap (2-3 seconds at most)
>>41363322
Of course a fitizen considers a man on his back as missionary I'm guessing daddy taught you that
>>41363341
>Swiping my right leg even though I'm already in the crouched position
Check mate bitch you hit the ground while I was crouched you get pinned b4 you catch your breath.