>too dumb to prepare food >can't even crack open an

lol wtf is your problem

luckily for you humans are capable of learning

>>41361299
Crack eggs on a flat surface like your countertop, not the edge of a pan or a bowl.

>>41361299
> have to hide my cooking power level from family
> bought my own fridge so I can hide from food from thieving shits
> *ring*ring*
> We're having a social blah blah blah, can you cook some dishes for us? we'll do all the prep!
>*ring*ring*
> B-but its grandmas birthday anon and she said should wanted your cooking since shes too old to do it

fuck that noise. You're lucky Op

We've all got handicaps, Anon. Some of us have wide hips, some are short. You got off easy, you just have to deal with egg shells in your omelets.

>>41361299
Buy 4 dozen eggs and 4 kg raw fresh spinach. If you haven't got a strainer, buy one too.
Try to crack an egg. If you fuck up, use the strainer to seperate the egg from the shell
Pour egg in a pan
Stop at 6 eggs
Chop up 0.5 kg spinach, season with salt and balsamic vinegar
Scramble eggs
Eat
In 8 days you will be an expert at cracking eggs, yoked as fuck and healthy as fuck too

Yes, buy liquid egg in a carton and scramble that shit good ir just drink it str8 if it's pasteurized.

>>41361299
repeat things at some point you can do it good

>>41361299
>he doesnt know how to filter feed
not gonna make it

>>41361299
>>41361389
Do not crack eggs on a flat surface like your countertop, try the edge of a pan or a bowl.