Thinking about running shirtless in the park. How lean do i

Only 12-18% body fat
If youre under 12% body fat, youre gonna look like an attention seeking faggot. If youre over 18% youre gonna look like a delusional, fat, nigger

>>41341338
>18% running shirtless
please don't

>>41341338
>>41341338
THIs.

>>41340908

Yeah, I remember last time I saw someone running shirtless and I have to kind of laugh. I mean especially on a really sunny day where you'd clearly sweat the suncream off, and if you're not wearing suncream you're not actually running long enough anyway to call it running. To anyone who runs regularly they would be laughing at you, not mirin'.

I was training for a marathon at the time and this clearly top heavy roided upside down isosceles triangle johnny bravo looking mf with stick legs who looked like he had been fake tanning and maybe oiled himself up before the run comes running out the entrance of the local park. I do laps around the outside of the park, along a moore and then around the park at the other side of the city. I wouldn't want to be running through a park shirtless while people are trying to walk their dogs and shit.

The only time it is acceptable to run without a shirt is if you are at a beach or if you came across someone with a gunshot wound and you removed your shirt to secure the bleeding.

>>41342618
>top heavy roided upside down isosceles triangle johnny bravo looking mf with stick legs

fucking kek

>>41342618
Spotted the jelly dyel

>>41340908
why do you care

i run without a shirt when it gets too hot to wear one. I dont need sunscreen, I have dat dere BBC

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>>41342618
>marathon runner
sour grapes faggot

>>41342618
> training for a marathon
You sound like one of those elitist dyel runners who never shut up about how many marathons they are running this year, since they have nothing else to give themselves a sense of pride and feeling of superiority over others who don't run/do marathons

>being a cookie cutter shirtless jogger

>>41342703
>>41342662
>they think you can't look good and run a marathon

>>41342618
Jesus Christ this is some good writing

The prose here just rolled off my imaginary inner voice tongue

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>>41343467
>samefagging

Those were run-on sentences bud

>>41342618
You sound like a fag