>tfw zero friends >tfw socially retarded and can't

>>41340000
are you a virgin?

Find something you like doing or are interested in.

For example, I think rugby might be fun. I'm going to join a local team even though I have never played in my entire life and am pretty sure my heart will give out during the first practice.

Meet people and talk to them. Meet friends of people and talk to them.

Congratulations, you will likely have one or more friends.

Unless you're absolute garbage at the game. >jk, bb

>>41340030
yes

>>41340031
>Meet people and talk to them. Meet friends of people and talk to them.
how do i talk to them? i don't have much to say tbqh

i see coworkers regularly, but none are my friends
>overhear coworkers doing things together outside of work (grabbing food, going to a bar, parties, etc.)
>don't get invited by them

>>41340077
you're going to have to go nofap then, friendo.

>>41340121
i tried it for 30 days once, was still the same after

>>41340264
Try it for longer. If you're going to relate to people, you need to become a person to be worthy of relating to. Improve your mind from all angles. Watch videos on social interaction if you're really stuck. But for the most part, once you become a more natural, dynamic, present person, you'll find it comes naturally. That is if you're not a complete social outcast in which case you need to do some more self-work, with a therapist potentially.

>>41340296
thanks

>>41340296

Am social outcast, what is self work?

>>41340000
Who is this beauty, sir

Nofap doesn't do shit.

Find something you're interested in and get involved in it. Even if its just a req bowling team or some shit. There's tons of people that join teams or clubs/activities that are alone, you won't be the only one.

When you are with someone (like your coworkers) just be friendly. Ask how their day is going, tell them some funny thing that happened to you. Anything to start a conversation

"Have you heard Logic's new album? Its awesome"
"What's up man? Been up to anything cool lately?"
"How'd your day going."
"I saw this crazy movie last night."

Eventually you'll be friends with them and you'll be part of that badass coworker group. If not then take initiative, grab some people that you know don't hang out with other coworkers and ask them if they want to go bowling or hit up a karaoke bar, anything.

>whatsapp name

Download it and give them your phone number. They can't see if you have any other friends.

>>41341181
This. Not touching your penis won't magically attract friends.

If you join a team sports club you will almost guaranteed get bros. Most of them are chads so they are extroverted as fuck and love to learn new people

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>>41340000
let me introduce you to a good friend of mine, pic related

My quality of life has improved significantly after I've found this. Typically stack with caffeine and theanine.

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>>41340000
>tfw they invite you once
>yout get drunk
>you do coke for the first time
>you rip a bong
>you almost fuck that fat thic chick with the giant double dd's
>you never get invited again
Why does this happen to me?
people alway's distance themselves from me, I genuinely believed everything was fixed for that blissful moment.
It was best day of my life

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>>41341136
https://www.instagram.com/missmaxinealexandra/

>>41341181
thanks for the advice

>tell them some funny thing that happened to you
nothing funny happens to me though

>>41341326
i installed it
>tfw no Contacts or Friends to Invite

>>41341380
does it really work? any long term negative side effects?
i've read it feels like you're drunk. when i'm drunk, i'm still the same person for the most part

>>41340031
>rugby
Patrician choice. I'd recommend buying a ball and learning to spin when you pass. Have fun

I'm going back to college and I'm the typical case of average looking skinny guy who's now starting to get gains.
I'm thinking of NOT opening a facebook because I wouldn't have anything there since I hate social media, I figured having an empty facebook would be weirder than not having one?

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>>41340000
>what do i even say if someone asks me for my WhatsApp name
>WhatsApp name

>>41341473
that same thing happened to me.

>>41341473
Same thing happened to me multiple times in high school except I don't do drugs or drink.
Glad to hear that wouldn't have changed anything, I think they can just tell we are different man, for example I'm not too bad looking and at the start of each semester I always get a couple of mires and a girl interested in me but then she realizes I'm autistic and loses interest.

>>41341646
It doesn't make you feel like you're drunk unless you overdo it. It makes you feel relaxed, removes anxiety.

As long as you don't abuse it, it works great and no sides.

>>41340000
I don't have social media either. People think it's strange. I have a tinder which I guess can be considered social media but when a girl asks for your Facebook or instagram and you tell them you don't have that stupid shit it's infinitely harder to get them to agree to a date. I've managed to go on a bunch of tinder dates but it would be easier if I had an instagram of me doing cool shit. I'm turning 28 though and even tide is getting sketchy for me at this age. I look 20 though.

>>41341380
>>41341646
>>41342260
Don't listen to this retard that shit can fuck you up.

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>>41342289
Feel free to share how

>>41342289
its perfectly safe you retard

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>>41342268
>People think it's strange.

If anyone has a big issue with me not using it we probably wouldn't date anyway. I just say I cba to post things and prefer whatsapp for keeping in contact.

They're the strange ones obsessed with social media shite. Fuckin cookie cutter porn addicts.

>when you squeeze a fresh log out your colon so hard you just gotta take a selfie afterwards in the same room

fucking millennials
could you imagine the smell

>>41342114
lol...


;_;

>>41340121
>meme
kys

>>41342114
this, lol

I really want to try Tinder but from what I understand it requires a Facebook and I don't have any social media whatsoever.

Wat do?

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How do I go about making a facebook profile? Is it too late, are young adults still using facebook or did they move on already?

I've been a NEET for five years but I've been working on my re-entry into society and before I jump into college again in a few months I want at least a facebook profile so I won't put myself at a complete disadvantage day one.

Also, do I just add people from highschool, etc? I used to be somewhat popular but then fell into the trap of WoW and from there on it was a slippery slope.

>>41342748
>>41342759
you don't need a full fledged profile you mongoloids, just throw some pics up there, don't add anyone, it only uses FB for the photos and user id.

>>41342759
Yes, it's too late. You'll look like pathetic loser if you don't have at least 100 friends, and a history of posts going back to at least 2011.

You're better off not having it at that point, you'll earn respect for 'having the willpower to avoid Facebook "

If people honestly think not having social media makes you weird then they're not worth hanging out with in the first place.

An increasing trend among my friends is actually deleting facebook, but keeping the messenger aspect. Everyone can see facebook for the waste of time it is and deleting it shows you're going towards bettering yourself. If they ask why you don't have you could just say you used to have it but deleted it because it's a boring habit.

Get a commission sales job

Reading could help make you more interesting.

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>>41340031

>rugby

Top choice. You'll quit or become a man, and if you stick with it hopefully make some great friends along the way. When I played lock in college the team would go for beers together after practice, good on you for choosing a man's sport.

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>always manage to piss people off and make people dislike me no matter how hard I try to not be autistic

all I want is people to like me

>>41343079
You shouldn't want to impress other people, most of them are shit

You should want to better yourself, and in the process of doing that enjoy the benefits of people wanting to experience what you do with you

>>41340031
>Find something you like doing or are interested in

tfw 4chin is only thing i do and thats too much of a hassle because real life graphic sucks

>>41340000
daily reminder if you have zero friend there must be a reason so you better embrace your fate than pathetic trying

>>41342965
Rugby players are all the wannabes who were too soft to play football

>>41343171
fuck off with the youtube motivational speech autism wew

I just want to come across as likeable, but I have poor conversational skills and am pretty awkward, and that combined with coming from a posh area + still having a bit of an accent means I get quite a few people thinking I'm being snobbish or rude.

Mate, if you can't figure out this situation you are genuinley socially retarded,

If you meet anyone who genuinley cares that you have no social media is someone who you probbly wouldn't wantot be hanging about with anyway.

Just tell them you use a phone like every normal person.

Social media is retarded

>>41340000
mother of quads I wanna make her legs touch her shoulders and fuck her like a madman

bump>>41342832
i already have a full time job though

>>41342897
i do read, though not enough i think

>>41343235
;_;

i'm in a similar situation. i think i'll have to treat social skills as any other skill & formally study it. comes natural to most people but not me.
i picked up a few flirting tips online & have had some success.

also learn about other people's hobbies so you'll have something to talk about. even if you don't like sports watch the highlights of the popular team in your area

>>41343602
I'm starting a new job in a couple months and I'm definitely going to start researching the local football team so I have something to talk about, I've had so many times where I've met normies and we've had literally no common interests, all my hobbies are way too niche and autistic to have conversations about.

don't make a social media account until someone prompts you to:

>hey what's your facebook?
oh i don't have one
>why not?
never really had the need, should i make one?
>yea anon!
you can be my first friend, heh. *wink*
>i'll be more than that
*kiss*

>>41343726
but i have had one, i just had 50 friends, and none of which i actually spoke to

i spent time creeping on people and envying their social lives, so i deleted it

should i pretend i never had one?

>>41341473
You were probably obnoxiously drunk and stoned and what you perceived as good social vibes were people putting on a front and getting the local autist to leave on a good note. You probably molested that thicc chick.

>>41343750
yes, delete them and start fresh. none of your current 50 "friends" will notice, i guarantee.

when you meet a real friend/girl who genuinely wants to be social with you, that's when you start using one of the social media shits. and that's when you network out, make friends with their friends and put something out on there at least few times a week.

>>41343079
> Anon why are you so rude
> anon why are you so standoffish
> anon how come you never speak
> anon can we hear you voice
I can't comprehend why would anyone want to communicate or foster some sort of social life at work place, you wake up, turn of your brain, go to work, come back and do what you like with what time you have left. Why the fuck do people get involved in work drama, relationships, politics etc etc

>>41343726
>teleports behind you
>nothin' personell, kid!

>>41343750
> Tfw that day when they released the option to see statistic of who views, likes your posts
lol. not point worrying, shes not gonna check
> later that night
> anon why do you keep looking at all my posts and never say anything ?

>>41343267
The best way to make friends is to tell them to fuck off when they try to give you some advice.
Maybe you should try doing what that Anon said, since whatever the fuck you're doing clearly isn't working for you

>>41343219
The graphics irl are great, but my render distance is fucked up so I had to install the glasses DLC

Not fit related.

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>>41343829

>use to be popular
>Friends asking to hang daily
>Stopped drinking
>Changed hobbies
>Isolated myself intentionally
>Turned autistic
>Social anxiety now
>Do nothing to change this

>>41344095
Mental Health is still HEalth.

>>41341646

Fuckkk she's prepping Chad's post sex meal

We are all going to die alone anon. Just be sure when you do that you can look back and say that you did do what you wanted to in life.

>>41340000
>talk about things they saw on fucking snapchat
is this really what normies talk about? disgusting. you're better off without them OP.

My sister is an extrovert and knew hundreds of people throughout college
I'm a halfway handsome social retard and she moved away so I can't just tag along anymore but now whenever I go out 9's and 10's come up and say "ermagerd you're ______'s brother that's so crazy! How is she!? What do you do!?" And fully give me ins but I fuck them up about 80% of the time
I don't spaghetti or anything but they can tell I don't have much going on

>>41344675
>say that you did do what you wanted to in life.
i already have regrets for not having friends

>>41344704
it is

who /friendlywithpeoplebuttheyneverinitiateconversations/ here?

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>the toilets in OPs pic are larger than my apartment.

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>>41341646
>does it really work?
It does work, but you have to be careful with it. Never take it on consecutive days.

http://revolutionarylifestyledesign.com/the-right-phenibut-dosage-for-destroying-depression-and-avoiding-withdrawal/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTKGEDE0uTY

>>41342305
not that guy but it can cause withdrawal on par with benzos

>>41345697
Absolutely correct. Phenibut works, but you have to be disciplined and not overuse it.

>>41343675
Australian construction worker reporting
My hobbies:
>quantum/string theory
>New Testament criticism
>Philosophy
>daughter's netball
Wife asks why I don't hang out with workmates?
I have like zero real friends.
So depressed it's not funny.

>>41345925
It's ok mate, I'm exactly the same. There's millions if us out there. Some people don't need "friends". You'll find a lot of normies have lots if "friends" purely for status

>>41340000
How tall are you?

>>41340000

I'm legit socially retarded and have no social media and everyone at work likes me and invites me to do stuff. I never go because I'm a hermit and they STILL like me.

All I did was show up and work hard. No one spoke to me at first but after a while they start to notice how much of a help I am at work and so they start to like me. I have negative bantz and at this point they actually enjoy my autism. Humans are extremely adaptable you don't have to be the funny cool guy to make friends, if you have positive qualities then people will start to like you and even start to like the qualities you think are a detriment.

No one will ever love you like work loves you.

>>41342589
>kys
kys

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>>41341473
>they invite you once
>you get drunk
>start talking too much and reveal just how much of a loser you are
>you never get invited again

>>41342042
>I figured having an empty facebook would be weirder than not having one?

I figured the same and haven't made one.

>>41345706
>>41345697
Phenibut doesn't feel like it has a high risk of abuse, imo.
It makes me so fucking sleepy towards the end of the day that it doesn't seem worth it at all to take it on a regular basis. I can't help nodding in and out of sleep even just 5 or 6 hours after dosing. Just take some when you really want to be social. It'll make you a BIG chatterbox, it's really surprising how different I am on it.
2 times a week is the recommended schedule. avoid taking it on 2 consecutive days and you'll be fine. theres no risk if you keep to those guidelines.

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I'm 25 and I haven't had friends since I was around 13.

I kinda lost my friends in high school, and as a result didn't learn how to socialize with people my age, which carried over into college, so I didn't really have friends there either. My roommates would invite me to stuff, and I knew their friends, and they all seemed to like me, but after leaving school we have never talked once in three years so that's over

Then I moved back home and surprise, still no friends

I don't have many coworkers near my age but even still I don't even eat lunch with them, because I don't want it to be known that I am a shut-in loser. I'm sure they all probably know I am, but still.

I just finished listening to this book on audiobook and it felt like such a waste of time. Really repetitive and obvious, and I can't imagine being able to utilize the techniques on the fly

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>be fat social retard outcast
>lose weight
>work on social skills
>meet people and start hanging out with them
>learn how to tell if girls like me
>go through process of embarrassing myself and learn from mistakes
>this normie safari goes by for a year
>get bored
>retreat back to hermit life with anime, games, and gay weeaboo hobbies
>eventually become social retard again
>put on like 10 lbs of fat from last bulk
>still kv
some people are born to be trash

Whats app is nothing conpared to normie book. I dont have anything other than normie book and a lot of people my age (26) dont either. If your younger you probably want instagram and facebook to look normall. Just dont read the shit normies bitch about and repost because god dam it makes /b/ look civilized

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>>41343243

>>41344168
You can't "turn autistic" you fucking jumbo jew

>>41342289
I'm pretty sure it's okay if you will stick to 1 gram 1-2 times per week, it's mostly a thing to show your potential, expose some of the stuff that is going on with you and help you socialize.

Basically, don't concentrate on highs and don't take naps during the day, utilize this shit to either figure yourself out or to help you to socialize.

For me it's like it sets my priorities straight: it takes all the superficial stuff that you usually think is important and says that yeah, all that stuff is cool and all but simply talking to people is more important even if you are not the ideal you. It's really interesting the first few times: stuff that you usually think is top of the world suddenly doesn't hold any emotional weight in your chest. It still makes sense logically but just doesn't hold as much pain in it.

As for op's question i dunno if it will help but here is my perspective: i don't find people all that interesting and it still holds me back but i believe if you turn your brain off and just vibe with them, basically just feel the flow of conversation and go with saying whatever without putting any thought into it, it can get you through initial phases of getting to know someone where most of the people you meet will stay. Basically you begin to learn stuff about people and share stuff about yourself when you already know that you are capable of having fun with that person.

>>41340000

You dead shit, I have no desire for such inane things. When you become an ADULT, you actually with go out and do hobbies that mix you with other people who have voices and pulses.

Goddamn you're a dumbass.

>>41342289
Maybe if you're a moron with no discipline.

The WC there implies she's about to take a shit??

my concern with phenibut is that it's not heavily researched, and could have unknown side effects. why would you not go see a doctor and get something that has been clinically tested

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>>41347920
it means she was at the gym and wanted to take a selfie in their bathroom

>>41347952
Ass + WC equals poop

>>41343171
>>41343267
nah hes right

try thinking of it like this

you might be pretending to be a likable guy you saw in a movie, or from a weird mtv reality show year ago but it comes off weird to nearly everyone. So people either revert to automatic responses because they want the conversation to end or they avoid the interaction because NEARLY every1 in the world is lazy and "weird" usually means difficult and different

>>41341646
can also vouch for phenibut, works wonders for anxiety

>>41348341
>not clinically studied
if it was amazing, why wouldn't there be studies on it

>>41343818
At the risk of projecting, I feel many of them have hit that point of no return in their lives. They got a wife, a car, some kids and a house. That's 4 different anchors holding them down to do really anything else. You can't just up and say, "I'ma go do interesting thing x that'll require some money."

As a result, you just turn to your coworkers to fill in that need for social interaction. Some people understand that work stays at work and home stays at home, most don't

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bump

>>41348830
i think you're confused about how clinical studies happen

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tfw youre great at talking to random people and holding conversation but you havent managed to make any of these interactions and those people stick around, ergo despite being popular you have very few friends.


For anons wanting social gains:
How to make people like you in 90 second or less by nicholaus boothman
The charisma myth by olivia fox cabane
Mind hacking by sir john hargrave(free online on his gitbook repository)

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>>41341473
you probably got to drunk, or started oversharing, or both, it happens to people like us who don't have a lot of friends, or had terrible family lifes growing up, I used to be stuck in this vicious cycle, strangely I found that even if I didn't overshare, or do anything that I perceived as wrong sometimes people just don't like you, I have a close circle of 3 good friends and a few acquaintances now, I still sometimes fall into the trap of approval seeking behavior, but its honestly a terrible trap, look up a book called anxious to please, and no more mr nice guy, both of these books basically saved me from myself.

>>41341646
>nothing funny happens to me though
Go out. Nothing will happen to you or come to you when you sit at home. Like other people said, join some club or team, and you will automatically have stuff happening that you can talk about; doesn't even have to happen to you, but you will see stuff happening in general, to other people, or hear other people talking about what happened to them. You can tell the people in your club/team about some noteworthy stuff that happened to your coworkers, and vice versa - you can tell your coworkers what you heard teammates report. It's just collecting information/stories and relaying it to another group that's new to it.
But even if you just go out on your own, visit some fair or another event or whatever, you will have something to talk about. But for things to happen, you need to go where things are happening.

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>>41349203
thanks will look at those books

>free online
looks like he's taken it down

>>41349251
have any club recommendations?

i have no experience with team sports, since i realized i'm bad at all of them

>>41340000
hey OP i had no friends too, started forcing myself to be social with my co-workers and eventually started hanging with them outside of work.

I can tell you that if you were like me (no friends since middle school, shut-in childhood) then it's too late to ever go back. Most social conservations involve gossip about people you don't know, and reminiscing on interesting events. When you have to choice but to sit there and watch them talk because the most exciting thing to happen in your lifetime was getting exempt from a math final, you quickly become the strange on in the group.

And to add, the idea of a good time for normies involves going minigolfing then doing nothing more than sitting around on their phones texting or taking pictures to make it seem like they're having fun.

Isolation is all I've known and now I'm certain it's inescapable, learn to embrace it

>>41349349
one spoonfeed coming through for the big baby
https://www.gitbook.com/book/jhargrave/mind-hacking/details

>>41349463
t-thanks

>When you have to choice but to sit there and watch them talk because
i know this feel

my normie coworkers do things though, parties, restaurants, classes, sports, etc. it's more than i do tbqh

>>41349496
>one spoonfeed coming through for the big baby
>implying i didn't visit that site already
the link to "Click here to start reading Mind Hacking." does not work

i doubt the author has actually been knighted too

>>41340000
If you're past 20 then be honest because basically everyone your age feels the same way to varying degrees

We all just chat about how lonely and sad we are so you'd fit right in

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>>41349775
many of my coworkers have a large group of friends though

when they talk about things, it's things they've done or plan to do with friends

>>41349349
>have any club recommendations?
Depends on your interests. You can take up some interesting courses in community college. If you're interested in literature, you can go to public readings. Join an archery club. Get into cosplay. Join a tabletop game club or do medieval LARP stuff or whatever.
Really comes down to what sounds interesting to you (though a lot of stuff can be interesting despite not sounding like it at the start).

>>41340000

I have the same problem. I just go to work and train. Rest of the time I spend at home alone. My co-workers all have a lot of friends and they do stuff together. I have heard several times on how they go out as a group without me. I have given up on finding friends and girlfriend now and just accept that this is my life now.

>>41344168
same except for I didn't get social anxiety and I was always bretty autistic people just thought it was funny

The trick is confidence

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>>41349875
thanks for the advice

>>41349933
>I have heard several times on how they go out as a group without me.
iktfb

Tell them you were addicted to social media and had to deactivate to find zen and live in the moment or some gay hippy shit.

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>>41343837
w-what?

>>41341646
that bitch is so ugly.

>>41349463
>And to add, the idea of a good time for normies involves going minigolfing then doing nothing more than sitting around on their phones texting or taking pictures to make it seem like they're having fun.

This is why you'll never make it. I can sense the envy in you. Maybe you find playing WoW in your basement more fun than going out and doing things with friends, but then don't complain when you can't get any normie friends. And no, most people don't sit around texting when out with friends and life is not an /r9k/ meme. There are many times where my friends and I will answer texts hours later because we were busy doing other shit and didn't even notice. And some people actually enjoy taking pictures. The act itself is fun and the benefits (smashing bitches from Snapchat, Instagram, and Tinder while also keeping the pictures for memories) far outweigh the few minutes the picture takes.

>>41343837
Are you trying to ruse us? That isn't a feature right?

>>41350713
it is not

>>41350697
>these actual events that happened to you didn't happen

pathetic, you're a great example of ignorance

>>41340000

>>41340000
>quads wasted on a shitpost feelfag thread
Go find an ISIS outpost somewhere and ask them to cut your fucking worthless-ass head off on YouTube, you waste of oxygen.

>>41351434
it's just a post number friend

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>tfw never been to an escape room, because no friends
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>>41343314
This. If someone is really worth it or wants to be your friend, they shouldn't care that they can't reach you on anything other than text or call. No FB, SN, Insta or Twitter for me, kinda lets you know who your real friends are these days

I just tell them that I have no friends.
If they insist to continue the conversations just tell that it is none of their business.

>get fit
>be confident, chin up
>start doing things by yourself(I do stuff like shooting, hunting, archery, stuff I think is manly shit)
>when people ask you what you did, tell them
>they'll be impressed

just fucking own up to it and become a lonewolf, start enjoying your life and start doing things you think are cool or interesting and people will gravitate toward you. that's how you become a cool ass motherfucker who effortlessly gets pussy.


Never try to fit into preexisting groups or cliques, never try to work for someone else's approval, never be overly nice to new people, never care too much about others and most importantly don't use shit like facebook to gauge how cool or outgoing someone is

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>>41347952

pretty hard making friends after highschool and college. everybody doing own thing at this point.

>>41340000
You need social hobbies.

>>41343818
>Why the fuck do people get involved in work drama, relationships, politics etc etc
Because we're human beings.

>>41349349
>i have no experience with team sports, since i realized i'm bad at all of them
Join a recreation league. No one is expecting you to be an all star. If you show up regularly and make an effort, you might actually get good at something.

I'm having social problems too, but I think I've narrowed it down. The thing is to actually mean what you say. If you ask someone how their weekend was, it has to be genuine. Like, for yourself, you wanna find out what they did that weekend. So basically just clear your head and listen to them. My problem is actually clearing my head because I just have this nervous energy and think people are judging me and can tell that I'm a loser so it's tough for me to do that. I'm gonna try meditation hopefully people shill it for a reason

>>41340077
Honestly watch some YouTube videos about conversational skills.

Charisma on command is a great channel for aspies

>>41353486
one of my problems is that i don't do anything over the weekend worth talking about

so when people ask me about my weekend i have nothing to say, except going to the gym

>>41353637
most people don't even go to the gym tho so you can still be like "yeah not much just went to the gym and spent the weekend relaxing" and move on to a different subject.

My 2 hobbies and playing basketball and going to the gym, but I'm still small (5'8, 140) so I feel kind of awkward talking about them despite actually being decent at ball.

After years of having same issues one thing I can tell you is you won't find a way to fix it on 4chan. Most people here are NEETs and autists giving you bad advise. Gotta get off the internet and put yourself out there.
You can meet people on internet, even on 4chan but the chances of that are low, not to be e buddies but irl friends, do shit etc.

>>41344084
kek me too. just upgraded to the contacts dlc and loving it

How do you not make friends at work?

When I worked at Burger King basically we were all friends with each other. Except for that one guy who was a fag. And the one nigger ever had who never wanted to actually do any work, go fucking figure. But the job was so shit that we inevitably became friends through the struggle and complaining about work and stuff

I'm a security guard now though so I have no coworkers and no friends. Sucks dick tbqh

>>41354332
>How do you not make friends at work?
i don't have social skills

just be yourself

>>41341380
>>41342289
>>41342305
>>41345706
>>41346044
anyone from UK?
does boots sell it?
is it legal?

pls respond..

also what is lowest age you should start taking it, can you overdose?

>>41355174
this

>>41345925
Melb? Get me a job and we can bE coworker mates. I'd probably hang out regardless of the job or not.

>>41355520
Check if it's on Amazon