So hey fit long time lurker just wanted to say something really weird and funny that happened to me recently
>be 20
>been working out for about a year now decent porgress
>got bigger arms delts back and chest basically what you would expect of the noob gains
>still DYEL by fit standards obviously
>Cousin (22) just arrived to come an visit me and my family
>on the couch just watching TV and staring at my phone
>she comes up to me saying how much she's impressed by how much mass i gained the past few years (we didnt see each other for quite some time)
>start touching my arms and of course feels my pecs under shirt
>felt kinda weird but just let it happened
>say th-thanks you too
Cant believe a fuking meme just happened to me in real life, nothing happened after that of course we ain't on that type of shit.
Also what a weird feeling to see a lot of what happens in the mire threads happening to me IRL couldnt believe at first back when i first started lurking this board.
We're all gonna make it guys one day. Mire thread i guess
>>nothing happened after that of course we ain't on that type of shit.
gtfo you normie piece of shit. Unless you're gay in which case it's totally cool
>>41332657
>Cousin (22)
>feels my pecs
>thick, solid, tight
>>41332657
If that's her in the pic you're a flaming homosexual. Cousins are genetically diverse enough to produce healthy offspring.
BUT DID YOU FLEX A 'CEP
>>41332657
You did the right thing. If she's interested she'll try harder next time.
>>41332820
>Try harder next time
How autismo are you
cousins are literally 10/10 marriage candidates
>>41332834
>not setting yourself as the prize, making the girl work hard to get you
>>41332834
>Not knowing women crave the attention of a man
You're the autist friend
>>41332843
Mehmet pls go
>>41332855
>Gets felt up
>Gets complimented
>Not taking a hint
Your the one craving attention
>>41332870
my background doesnt matter. Genetically you are attracted to people who resemble kin and the family ties ensures your marriage WILL be a lifelong one.
>>41332875
>Tried to bang his cousin because she touched his arm once
You're the one living in an autists fantasy
Pic of your cousin?
>>41332895
>Implying I would bang my cousin
>Implying I'm not faithful and married
I just try and help you autistic fucks out with your degenerate lifestyles
>>41332908
Just post a pic ffs
>>41332791
spain would disagree good sir
>>41332938
it took 4 generations of cousin marriage before Charles II came out retarded, and he still managed to live to 40
>>41332791
>not recognizing pasta.
>>41332701
>Unless you're gay in which case it's totally cool
top fucking kek
These girls do not know how to pull a proper shot for the life of them.
Do not reco for coffee.