>ambushed with penis inspection >it was behind squat rack

>>41329129
>get discovered that I'm 5'10
>thrown in Manlet pit
>the pit descends on me
>get the femur of a 5'6 guy to defend myself.
>bash most of them back
>suddenly the attack subsides
>the rest of the man let's are quiet, then a chanting rises
>the chanting rises until the Manlet king steps out. A Rich piana look alike except he's only 4'8 with an altitude mask
>challenges me to a duel.
>"if I pull that mask off will you die?"
>"it would be extremely painful"
>"your a small guy"
>he reeeeeeesss and I just bash his head in


It was a close one lads

>>41329129

not sure why i allways crack up as soon as i read penis inspection.

>>41329232
Jokes i side we actually did have the school nurse inspect our junk on the first or second grade. A parent had to be present. I think they were looking for lice or something

Also when you join the military your balls get inspected

>>41329256

america: the post

>>41329269
never happened in my schools or neighborhoods

>>41329256
I'm in the military and my balls have never been inspected

>>41329363
I was made to walk like a duck during my medical. Curiously some other people werent...

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>>41329269
I'm in europe and I was a kid we all had to go see a nurse who fondled our balls

>>41329211
>manlet pit
It makes me laugh

>>41329418
In the past (pre-2000, I think) when military training was compulsory for every healthy adult man in Poland you had to go and be medically checked by a group of doctors. They usually checked all the 18 yo guys from the whole city on one or two days. They asked you to undress completely and stick out your boipucci. They were looking for haemorrhoids but I guess also for pinworms. No joke.

>>41329211
>be american talking about my height with fellow american gymbros
>we're all like 6'7" nbd
>decide to measure
>mfw we're all in the manlet pit now
why can't we be honest?

>gym wizard forgot to cast cone of silence on the squeaky lat pull down
>entire gym giving me dirty looks as I do my back workout.

>>41329497
I live in Poland, had a conscription check in 2012 and the doctor told me to show him my dick and anus. 100% srs.

>>41329562

I went through mine in 2007 and it was the quickest medical check I'd ever had. I came innocent and I left innocent with no old man having stared at my balls or anus.

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>>41329211
kek'd good.
>tfw 5'10" king of manlets

>>41329550
>gym wizard
underrated

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>walking from bench press to incline bench
>bar at the incline bench is locked to the rack
>Fuck
>quickly turn to leave
>Gym Jester blocks my path
>Starts chanting while doing cartwheels around me

>"Anon answer me
>these questions three,
>and the incline key
>I'll give to thee"

>His riddles are always too hard
>Fuck it, I'll just go do decline bench instead
>Gym jester basically calls me a coward and a brainlet as I walk away
>Can hear the whole gym snickering as Gym Jester continues to roast me

Life is pain, /fit/.

>>41329363

they do that in IDF. grab your balls and tell you to cough. always funny.

>finishing up my my 5x5 on the squat rack
>the alarm on the squat tracker starts flashing
>curlbros and the black chick in the smith machine start chanting "too many squats"
>mfw squat every day
>lost nearly 2 inches, no longer 5'11"
Tgankefully my license still says 5'11" so if i use lifts i might be able to get by at a new gym.

>>41329692
>tfw the King is a Chad

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>>41329211
>your a small guy
fucking kek

>>41329562

This is pretty funny.

>>41329562
You got raped dude

>>41329418
I'm EU too and I remember this being done by nurses in my school.

>>41329692

8/10

>>41329129
what do you mean?

>>41329418
Are you sure this isn't just one of those "lost in the supermarket" false memories? I remember an occasion where everyone had to go see the nurse for an inspection, and people who'd been told the ones that hadn't been that it was a penis inspection, but all they actually did was take height, weight and blood pressure.

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>actual penis inspection from urologist
>giggles when peenor comes out

I actually want to die

>>41331784
you hav fun pen :V

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>>41331784
show fun benis, i want to giggle

>sitting in home room
>Amanda is sitting across from me
>it's the middle of spring, she's wearing this sun dress that goes up to the middle of her thighs
>sitting there checking out her legs while the teacher rambles about the three branches of government
>I can barely hear him, in my mind I am BALLS deep in Amanda right now
>suddenly everyone gets up
>wtf
>"Did you forget Anon, first Thursday of every month is penis inspection day."
>I think, fine let's get this over with
>we get in line to walk to the nurse's office
>Amanda is in front of me
>staring at her ass, the sun is shining, birds are singing, it's the afternoon so all the manlets have already been corralled back to their pen
>life is swell
>suddenly a rogue gust of wind lifts the back of Amanda's dress
>black thong and the ass was phat
>boner goes off like an airbag
>oh shit we're almost at the nurses office
>trying to think of anything, baseball, Barbara Bush, anything to get rid of this monster
>no luck, by dick stands tall and proud, like a Prussian Colonel
>it's my turn, time to face the music
>nurse can see through my pants that I'm harder than Chinese algebra
>he pulls my pants down
>looks at my hog, then up at me, then back to my hog
>he looks absolutely defeated, and with a sigh begins checking for abnormal flavors
>an image of the aforementioned booty appears in my mind
>blow the biggest load of my life right in the nurse's mouth
>suddenly begins to gag, vomits all over the marble floors
>he tells my teacher
>sent to principal's office
>suspended for three weeks
>nearly kicked out of school over nuttin'

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>>41331574
lol. thx for the support.

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>>41331958
>and with a sigh begins checking for abnormal flavors
top laff, m8
>tfw never got taste-tested because always got corralled in with the manlets
>oh well
>At least I never blew a load in the nurse's mouth