You're at the gym and this guy tells you barbell training

>>41329081
he wouldnt tho. he trains in both. ik because he goes to my gymbo ;)

>Caring what a yank thinks

>>41329081
talk to him about coyotes

ALPHA BRAIN SHROOM TEC

>>41329081
*steps over the manlet*
>who keeps leaving their garden gnomes all over the gym

Considering Rogan does barbell training as well I'd most likely just ask for his autography

Pat him on the head and go about my business.

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>>41329081
I would literally go down to my knees, slowly crawl to his pants, take out his enormous muscular cock and suck it dry

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Pretty sure I´d just keep walking, wouldnt hear him from down there

show him clips of chimpanzees on my phone

>>41329171
>>41329187
kek delusional lanklets would be DESTROYED by Joe rogan

>>41329104
where

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>>41329246
>/fit/ ladies and gentlemen

Wonder why that gypsy is in my house, because I have a home gym

Isn't he on TRT? should he really be giving fitness advice?

>>41329081
Hey, look that up!

>>41329325
He's on TRT and HGH. He is like 50 though, and claims he's on just enough to compensate for his age.

>>41329081
ask him for a shroom hookup and see if he wants to train bjj some time

get in his guard

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Say what you will about rogan, but his taste in cuisine in excellent

>>41329081
dumbell > barbell >>>>>>>> kettle

funny how the same people who calls people out on smith benching doesn't chose the alternative requiring the most balance as well, while praising the balance required for barbell

>>41329354
Post his meat with jalapenos.

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Yum

>>41329081
Tell him that anything works better when youre on trt

>>41329081
I keep doing what I'm doing because I don't listen to manlet dyels at my gym

>>41329354
>>41329371
lmao I wonder what /ck/ thinks about this

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mmmm

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>>41329371
>sour kraut
fucking reeeeeee

>>41329081

I would sing this for him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9Enk_Xhc7Q&feature=youtu.be&t=46s

>>41329354
>>41329371
>>41329413
his cum must taste fucking terrible

>>41329366
But if anything a kettlebell is at least as unstable as a dumbell.

>>41329283
Is Joe Rogan now the champion of manlets?

>>41329572

He always was, Tinytrip is his son

>>41329563
No way in hell. A bar grip placed in the middle of two equal weights is MUCH more stable than a looped grip holding one spherical weight on its end.

>>41329563
true, but kettle is a meme

>>41329620
Reread my post, friend.

>>41329522
lmao

Call him Joke Rogan.

>>41329246
y-you forgot to say n-no homo....

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>>41329081

Tell him bigfoot isn't real and only ignorant savages take mushrooms.

I'd believe him because I don't even bench and my chest is bigger then most. Dips, cables crossovers, dumbbell work lke fleys, etc.

The only thing I use a barbell for is rows. I do use ez-bars though for tricep and bicep work.

>>41329178
>autography

>>41332029
If you tell him only ignorant savages smoke pot, you'll really have some fun

>>41329081
joey tribbiani looking swole

i'd just bring in someone who has a different view and watch him change his mind real quick.

>>41329081
I tell him his stand-up is shit and most of his guests are boring.

>>41329119
kek underrated

>>41329081
Holy shit, Jaime bring that up real quick

>>41329081
Tell him Eric Dubay made him his sphere cucking bitch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6-GDE31Kuw

TFW you'll never be his senpai.

>>41329081
What are you doing in my house?

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>>41329522
>his cum must taste fucking terrible

/fit/

>>41334215

> A moron says moronic objectively false things
> Angry that someone that used to be as dumb as him has gotten smarter

Can conspiracyfags just kill themselves already? Their genetics are as bad as fatties

Kettle bells are pretty cool but I can't be bothered for the most part, I'm used to barbells, dumb bells, and cable machines

>>41334478
Can kikes just gas themselves yet?

>>41334489

Not jewish, just not retarded.

>>41329081
I don't think I'd hear him the manlet pit at my gym has a lid on it

>>41329246
Gotta keep up them protein consumption

>>41334505
>Not jewish
Course not, you're (((white)))

>tfw better looking than rogan
>bigger from lifting
>have similar interests
I dont get it.

>>41329081
Nod, because he is absolutely correct. In fact, you dont need anything but Kettlebells.

>>41336433
what a stupid blanket statement

what if you want to be an NFL player, and oly lifter, a powerlifter, a strongman or a bodybuilder?

>>41329178
>asking a man to scribble his name on a piece of paper for you

>>41329399
For me, it's the sriracha

Tell him, with 100% confidence, that I could bare handed beat an adult male chimpanzee in a fight