I'm getting blood samples taken for HGH & Testosterone,

>>41317044
>use blood of African starving children
>profit

>>41317044
Don't sleep for 24 hours before a test.
Beer.
Rice.
Soy.
Skip the gym for 2 weeks before the test.

>>41317079
Just how crazy do I have to get? I'll put on weight with this stuff if I have to but obviously I don't want to get fucking obese

Should I avoid any foods, also?

>>41317044
bruh muh dick desu

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>>41317095
ebin

you're fucking retarded mate. Roiders take more test than the average, what the doctor will give you is average test dose and if you use more than he recommends it'll appear in the exams. just buy them illegally, don't be a faggot, look how many roidtards there are on fraud and it's all profit.

Eat no fat and tons of sugar for the week beforehand. Don't sleep.

Use sarms to suppress your test. Research LGD or MK. I've read about someone doing this with one of those. They are also legal to buy.

>>41317044
Opiods, for example methadone.
GnRH-antagonists like Cetrorelix or Ganirelix decrease GnRH -> decrease in LH -> decrease in test.
Long term alcohol abuse, chemo or radiation works too, but not so temporary.

>>41317044

As someone who has been on TRT and is now coming off: DONT GET ON IT. Your test won't improve enough for you to make any kind of non-natty gains, your balls will shrink, you either have to go to the doctor every other week or rub ass-gel on your body every morning and it's generally a pain in the ass.

This is the advice that I would have given to myself and I will now give to you and every other faggot trying to get on trt: Your test is not the problem, stop being a pussy and put half the effort into your workouts and diet as you do into trying to fool the goddamn doctor into giving you drugs.

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>>41317044


>nofap/noporn
>that pic