>grandma gives me birthday money >buy steroids Being NEET

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Oh hello there wagecuck! I didn't see that you were home from work already. Only a 15 hour shift today?

I just got done making a delectable emeril lagasse recipe in my abundant free time.

As a NEET, I have all the time in the world to expand my knowledge on an infinite amount of subjects, cooking included.

While you were slaving away for Mr. Shekelstein today, I was educating myself in the ways of Master Chefs Julia Child and Gordon Ramsay.

What's that, wagecuck? You are too exhausted from work to cook yourself a wholesome meal? Well, I hope you enjoy your reheated leftovers while I enjoy devouring this lovely meal for my family

Bon appetite, wagecuck!

>>41314073

Take your "wagecuck" meme back to /r9k/ where you belong.

>>41314073
Yep

Hate to admit it but yep. There's social stigma around being NEET for obvious reasons such as being associated with being fat or lazy or unhygienic but as long as you aren't then there's nothing really wrong with it.

GOAT life is having both parents running a family business while you do shit every now and then to help them. The only thing that sucks about being NEET is when something stressful happens in your parent's job and you yourself start to feel like a worthless and lazy layabout piece of shit.

>>41314113
T. Wagecuck.

I'm actually curious how NEETs find the discipline to only eat healthy, wholesome foods and not go over their calorie allowance. Being home all the time means temptation is always there and nothing exists to distract you.

How do you distract yourself from eating all the time, NEET-san?

>>41314141
Jacking off to a wide and patrician variety of porn.

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>wake up at 11am
>have breakfast and a cigarette while shitposting
>go to gym
>dad cooks me mussels and fried fish (to p quality brotein)
>shitpost for the rest of the day
Why would anyone want to get a job? I could understand it if you're poor, but if you're not, WHY?

>>41314154
But for 16 hours???

>>41314186
Because a job can provide a sense of belonging, interaction with interesting and driven people, and a sense of contributing to something bigger than a continuous consumerist giving-in to the baser needs?

Of course if you're only qualified to work pointless jobs I agree that not working is preferable.

NEETs are so low energy they can't work full time, lift, and cook.

You're never gonna make it.

>>41314224
>interaction with interesting and driven people
>works 40 hours a week and watches TV shows on their downtime
>interesting

>>41314252
Did Zyzz have a real job?

>>41314123
something stressful is about to happen to a lot of peoples jobs in about 5 or 6 months anon. your shame tactics have no power here but i applaud your efforts.

the neets are effective in their sage jutsu

>>41314186
a man who does not work by choice is not a man, anon

>>41314254
People are not all the same as you. I get that a NEET wouldn't have a lot of real-world experience on this.

>>41314270
He worked at gamestop in his early days. Once he got popular he became a stripper and model

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>women live longer because they're NEET
NEET 1: Wagecucks 0

>>41314282
close to 90 million unemployed americans. A good chunk of them with advanced degrees in higher education forced to train replacements for lower wages.

Your economy will be so fucked when they wake up and go to your rival nations to work there where their skills are treated with respect

:)

>>41314311
>implying im a fucking filthy american

by CHOICE i said

i.e. if i was rich and famous for some reason, i cant picture myself at least wanting to go do peoples gardens or something. if only for the satisfaction and how much better a beer tastes afterwards

>tfw unironically think hard work is its own reward

>>41314344
Apologies anon. The Americans like to eat shit sandwiches and gladly thank their overlords as they devalue their currency daily.

What the hell are you doing work for less than 6 figures with advanced computer science degrees and multiple certifications. Do you have any idea how valuable that skills set is outside of america?

mfw they might try to give me a stroke for talking about this lelelelelelelel

Hard work really does build character.

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Mirin your NEET life OP

>>41314073
>>41314123
lol, wait till you actually try to get a gf and explain your situation to them or have them figure it out on their own.

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>>41314546
He has to explain his situation to women. Tyrone just feeds her drugs and dick and sends her back to Blake with a gut full of nut.

Please give us more bait...

>>41314186
Because I'm a functioning member of society you lazy fuck.

>>41314254
>working 40 hours a week in an interesting job
>not interacting with interesting people

Pick one.

If you only have the skills for non-interesting jobs, that's your problem.

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>>41314674
letting a neet get you this mad that you rage this hard

>>41314186
because i love my parents and respect them enough to not force them to provide for me forever

>>41314674
Nice fallacies.

>>41314728
>force
Apparently, they don't love you back.

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>>41314073
that's not going to work out well long run anon. you can't be a child forever .

>>41314578

>that post
>calling another post bait

You are pissing away your life being this fucking stupid.

>>41314743
im 20 and a neet. maybe force wasn't the right word. they don't complain about it but that doesn't mean i don't feel bad about it. apparently you don't understand

>>41314254

all you are doing is displaying your ignorance, you know that right?


You sound like every 15-19 year old that has never done anything worthwhile in their life, never had to exert more than 10% effort.

Can you post a picture of yourself so I can see how gross you look?

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>>41314763
I dont wish for a better world for anyone. I want my pain to be inflicted on others. Understanding what I do now most of humanity is a waste of space.

Please tell me more about your job where you're a glorified paper pusher anon

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>not working a couple of months a year and living a frugal life the rest of the time

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>>41314141
IF and keto of course
I do all the meme diet and exercise

>>41314810
Meanwhile I can literally get the head of Goldman Sachs on the phone right now and walk into a job right now if I really wanted to.

Didn't you get fired from there for being a snitch and do a few years in the joint???

Its amazing what going to school with rich kids does to your level of connections

>>41314796

go do something with your life; i don't respect you enough to continue this conversation after what you just wrote.

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>>41314916
i pray you get in a car accident so satan takes you and I no longer have to read your shitposts here anymore

I don't think I could live with myself knowing that my life serves literally no other purpose than to consume resources provided to me by others.

I mean, I know we all start out that way as infants, but at least then there's still the potential to do something useful.

But, really, the world would be a better place if we rounded up people who choose to be NEETs and exterminate them. Then we'd have more resources available to help those who do, genuinely, need it.

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>>41314916
>He thinks his respect is worth anything on a Chinese cartoon forum

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>>41315047
try it and see what happens

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>>41314674
You sound spooked

The whole wagecuck thing is pretty fucking retarded

I never tought one could take pride in doing literally nothing.

Been a neet, been a worker. Choose to work every single time.

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>>41315158

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>>41315158
You never considered that it was made to trigger you into spilling your spaghetti huh :)

>>41315192

Nothing that I said points to me being special.

Most adult people in the world work.

If anything, the child itt arguing against working are more special snowflakes than anything.

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>>41315212

>>41315158
I hope your LIFE was worth all the shit you bought with your shitty wage. Cuck.

>>41315223
>>41315212
>>41315198

I love the way people reply when they're called out for this retardation. Is the finest example of "Jokes on you, I'm not retarded, just pretending"

>>41315224

Thanks to my work I was able to get more gear to work with and indulge in pleasures such as travelling. thank you very much.

It's kinda sad that the idea of people working in something they like is so alien to some people.

>>41314113

t. wagie

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>>41315212
He could literally be anywhere else shitting on normies yet he's here shitting on people who want to improve their physical vessel their soul inhabits and bullying mentally ill people into committing suicide

You're literally worse than isis

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>>41314073
>yfw I make 6 figures at 22
>yfw I live an great life
>yfw I enjoy my job
>yfw you'll be a kid forever while men like me get all the women l, cars, homes, and sterons

You showed me OP

>>41315272
There ya go. Good to see someone on /fit/ is doing well financially

>>41314578
lol, wat?

>>41315272
what kind of job do you have? Im curious to know how someone so young has a job like this.

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>>41315254

>>41315266

Nah, I just don't like seeing mentally challenged people from other boards on /fit/

>>41315314
This website in general has mentally challenged people, is this your first day?

>>41315307

"look mom, I got another (You)!"

>>41315305
Professional shitposter for a big estat corporation.

>>41315329

Yeah, I know that, but if I'm browsing /fit/ I don't want to run into /r9k/-tier threads.

>>41315305
>>41315342
Technical Sales actually.

It's commission dependent so I may not make that every year. But if your good Sales is fullll of money.

>>41315342
I make 10k everyday just from shitposting while I work my main job at Walmart feels good

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>>41315353
None of us did years ago either. The shitposters don't know when their job is done theyre no longer needed anymore and when that happens....its curtains for them

>>41314743
Can you see their respect and love for you dwindle with each passing day everytime you look into their eyes, or do you just stare at the ground in shame 24/7.

You'll never accomplish anything. No one will remember your name. You'll die alone and forgotten. Your once great bloodline will cease to exist and the world will be well rid of your pathetic genes.

Meanwhile:
> PhD student in a world renowned program
> $2,450/mo stipend just to study
> Free tuition
> Love and respected by all
> Only put 20-25 hours into my studies per week, and I'm comforted by the knowledge that everyday I'm growing greater
Also beautiful PhD candidate gf (in Psychology, but whatever), new pupper, and I have in an amazing apartment - the oldest in my state.

>>41315388
In 100 years neither of our problems will matter because we will both be dead, feels good. No reason to feel envy towards others everyone takes their own path to life

>>41315388
It takes one nigger robbing you and deciding to end your life and all of that goes out the window.

What do you think the poor are going to do when you take their gimme dats away giving them nothing to live for. You think they are going to stay in their ghettos OR will the go Birth of A Nation on anyone who has wealth. You think the police will protect you and not look out for their own families. You should take a look at what happened in Hurricane Katrina when cops started quitting when the nigglets started shooting back at them.

For someone who's so smart you really don't think worst case scenario do you

>>41315272
To be fair anon 90% of the reason men buy houses, cars and steroids is to impress girls, anyone who doesn't like girls would honestly probably be happier living a NEET lifestyle

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>>41315353
Maybe you should try misc, faggot.

>>41315388
>You'll never accomplish anything. No one will remember your name. You'll die alone and forgotten. Your once great bloodline will cease to exist and the world will be well rid of your pathetic genes.
You sound like a retard desu.

>>41315471
He does all this to impress women and gets married to have 2 kids. Jorge and Tyrone have 5 to 10 children who get free passes into positions of power despite living in the projects.

Nobody cares anon

>>41315477

You should try wizardchan, you'll find more people like you there.

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>>41315512
They don't lift, and /fit/ has always been one of the core 4chan boards.

>>41315471
>he doesn't want a high standard of living
>it's all for woman

Being poor sucks.
I'd rather live the best life I can because this is all there is.

>>41315530
Go read some Greeks. It is cheaper and better.

>>41315544
I'd rather read in my leather chair in my nice home than on the streets.

>enlightenment and wealth are mutually exclusive

>>41315530
"The best life" is completely dependent on the person, obviously everyone would want to be rich but not everyone can. That's why a simple lifestyle would be better, basic things like having a house money and a car are nice but they are a luxury that not all can afford, being poor (not referring to homeless people) is only bad if you decide it is

>>41315567
I hope the chinese and russians put the guillotines on the street and get rid of you traitors one by one

Clearly you can't be fucking trusted if you do this to your own countrymen

>>41315579
Whatever you say ghandi.

It's almost like providing and being successful is and has always been the mark of success and manhood.

>>41315530
>NEET = Being poor
Oh, I see. So you're poor.

>>41315582
Do what? Work hard and have a job?

>>41315524
who works out on sunday?

>>41315590
You are creating your own standards of what you think makes a man

>>41315616
And that's bad because...?

Or perhaps society would be better if we considered grown children living in their parents basement getting gibs men.

>>41315590
Yes, most kings and nobles throughout history have been very hard workers.

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>>41314073
I havent had a job for like 4 months now and I feel like such a piece of shit.
Work gives you something to do, a break from those aweful thoughts your mind gives you.
Money allows you to go do stuff and have fun, enough money gets you your own living space and a reliable car..
You need a job to live a balanced life.

Wage slave jobs are torture tho just because the pay is so bad it's not enough to do anything.

How much do NEETs get a month?$
How do you even get NEET bucks? What are the requirements?

sum1 answer

>>41315513

I derive pleasure from telling people like you how retarded they are.

There also isn't anything good on fit right now.

Because of threads like this

>>41315644
Most modern millionaires are self made you know.

Keep blaming the world for you.
Let me know how that works out.

>>41315632
I never said it was bad, I never realized you knew what was best for society, please enlighten me about how society should function to avoid anymore people from being Neets

>>41315665
Perhaps a society that places significant value on the ability to take care of yourself and others would have less people that feel as if they are entitled to things?

Just a theory.

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>>41315654
>Most modern millionaires are self made

>>41315692
>commie propaganda
80-86%

Source that took 5 sec to find
http://www.thomasjstanley.com/2014/05/america-where-millionaires-are-self-made/

>>41315688
Take that million dollar theory and go educate those Neets in Japan I'm sure you will make a breakthrough

>>41315704
>well.. take your facts and show it to manchildren in Japan!

I'm not sure I follow your point.

>>41315716
>Everyone who is a NEET is obviously feels entitled to a good life
Not a fact, You are generalizing that's probably why.

>>41315744
>>41315692
Though you were this guy.

Scratch the fact part.

I'm not saying I have the best solution to NEETs, but I do believe they are responsible and should feel shameful unless they are forutanate enough to live off of their own money somehow.

This whole "wagie vs NEET" stuff is endemic of the infantization of a generation of men.

>>41315696
>only people who get their wealth through literal fucking inheritance aren't self-made
According to that retard Prince Charles was self-made.

>>41315767
You retard.

Read the article about a book written by a qualified economic professional.

1.3% of wealth is based on inherited wealth. And that is in the wealthiest nation in the world.

>>41315765
You take it too seriously, r9k gloats alot about the NEET life but many of them are just as misserable as wagecucks, yes it's a problem that needs to be fixed but it has to do with the person themselves and it's not as easy as just getting up and going to work, I had to build myself up before I could work with people(I'm a ex NEET) so I feel where many of them are coming from. You can't break conditioning in one day many of them grew up into feeling like they can't belong and were predisposed to being outcasts

>>41315846
Well it's good to hear that you recovered.

But I'm sure you have some unique insight into why positive reinforcement for people leading a misrable life isn't good.

We are nearly always the source of our problems. To change your circumstances you must change yourself.

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>>41315867
I'm going to enjoy watching these bubbles in the economy burst and watch humanity resort to its natural state.

You probably think kids being killed in other parts of the world is ok because you get to live a cushy life. You are living proof that humanity does not deserve the breaks its been given

>>41315905
I find it amusing that you equate financial success with immoral behavior.

It is quite the opposite.

There isn't much I can do for them but I give to charities and pay a lot of taxes that go toward relief.

What do you do for them?

>>41315117
>he thinks NEETs would fight back.

You live lazy you die lazy.

>>41315926
> I give to charities
wage cuckolding at its finest

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>>41315930
i believe this is known as anger trolling where you attempt to acquire my knowledge...

nope. step on the property and find out

>>41315926
>Giving to charities
You do know the people that run it take most of the money unless it's shit like redcross or salvation army

>>41315950
>caring for those less fortunate than you makes you a cuck

The sad part is you probably believe this.

>>41315158
This

I was NEET for 2 years when I was 21-23 years old and holy fuck the shame when friends and relatives ask how works going and you say you don't work is embarrassing as fuck and they always treat you like a retard afterwards

>>41315979
>He has family that cares about his well-being

>>41315952
>being this autistic about trolling

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>>41315956
KEK

>>41316009
To be considered a (((charity))) you only need to give 3% of what is made

>>41316001
attempting to discredit a target arent you shill

only problem with NEET life is you cannot ever tell a chick its a massive turn off.
can still lie about situation and get sex though

>>41315997
The worst part of being neet is having literally no money to do anything, friends would ask if I'd want to go out but I'd have to decline because I didn't even have 1 dollar to go out and do anything. After a while people just assume you're too pathetic to invite out anywhere

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>>41314799
>i prefer the worst of both worlds

>>41316064
U wot? I know so many unemployed guys that get hot as fuck chicks, girls seem to go for the guys who don't work and just get drunk and high all day

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>>41316065
>mfw I just got my neetbux in the mail (110€)

>>41316083
I didn't get any money when I was NEET because I didn't work, I just sat at my parents house all day doing absolutely nothing

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>>41316100
>he doesn't know about neetbux
Get your ass to a psychiatrist office right now. Unless you're an American, that is.

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>>41316083
So you are trying to make the board so unbearable that people don't put out information that actually helps people...good to know

And its not depression when you have a smile on your face because your finance professor told you to hedge your families investments for the multiple bubbles present in the economy....

@41316150
nice filename

>>41314186
>wake up in dad's house
>leave house for an hour
>come back to dad's house
>stay there
Nice

@41316169
Thanks for the ironic (You)

>>41315497
You NEETs are literally retarded, so I'll take that criticism with a hint of salt.

>>41315432
What the fuck are you talking about? Get back to your containment board

>>41315422
In 100 years I'll be remembered for curing a disease

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>>41316555
Thinks a billion dollar industry is going to let you kill their cash cow...says hes not dumber than the neet population

Ok anon. Please go attempting to ruin big business finding cures for diseases worth trillions and see what happens to you...

Being a NEET is soul crushing.

>>41316305
>>41316169
Kill yourself.

>>41317259
When you hit rock bottom dig your grave or climb back out

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How does one dehumanize himself to the point where failing to meet social expectations doesn't affect him? I don't want to go back to school and I hate working, but being a NEET seems emotionally crushing, mostly because of the socialization I've been subjected to.

No NEET life for me, straight to being homeless and then a corpse
World is too harsh.

>>41317449
IT does effect them. They try to hide it to numb the pain.
But a man without some kind of purpose is a man without meaning.

Just spend a little time, sending out positive energy that they will sort themselves out.

>>41319275
You watch a 12 year old boy get chopped up on /b/ and tell me what meaning you think you are contributing to this world...

I feel nothing. If a tsunami wiped out the lot of you. I'd go on a hike. I simply don't care about you anymore. Who cared about that little boy dying on b. People sat and fucking laughed about it like it was a big joke

>>41319392
link?