>warming up for my squat PR
>first set going good, loading more weight
>2nd set going great, loading more
>final warmup set pretty hard, but i still make it, loading more
>about to squat, notice PT infront of me looking angry
>as i notice him he comes closer and puts his hand on the bar
>apparently i only paid for 3 sets, have to go back to the workout-meter and pay for another one
>not enough coins
>receptionist giggles
>i tip her and storm out
>>41303661
good to hear the manlet tariff was put in place
>arrive at gym
>crowded as fuck
>all the good gym shoes are already taken
>have to use an old pair nobody likes
>tfw other manlets make fun of me in the manlet pit for being 6 foot
>go to squat rack in the basement of gym nobody uses
>notice I forgot to unrack plates 1 week ago
>now the whole basement is molded with plates
JUST
>try to find a bench to use
>all have been claimed with the sweat of the superset hermit
>don't see him around and climb over a hill of dumbbells to use one
>instantly rushed by him yelling that he has two sets left on that particular bench
>tfw kicked out of gym for doing a blacklisted exercise
>>41303661
>fifth day that the manlet pit has a weird smell and screeching coming from it
>look over as I pass it this time
>One of the manlets began cannibalizing the rest again
>Contact the local authorities
>Police have to use elephant tranquilizer on the jacked turbo manlet who is now insane from cannibal brain disease
>Tranquilizer dose was too large for someone his size, dies in transport
LOL MANLETS, when will they ever learn?
>they put on a great song just as i leave the gym
>get in my car and tune in to the gym radio
>they already changed songs
>spent all night working my deadlift form
>overslept and missed deadlift inspection day
>i was already on probation
>be 6'0
>gym overcrowded
>trying my squat PR
*BEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEP*
>manlet cutoff suddenly raised to 6'1
>at the bottom of my squat
*zzzzzzzzzzzzzzttttt*
>get tased into neck by gym police
>they put some crown on my head
>thrown into the manlet pit
it's been 4 days already, pls send help
>>41304159
>they put some crown on my head
>>41304159
>not being able to crawl out of manlet pit
Manlet detected