Gym cringe moments >initially join >mandatory PT session

>see noob grill squatting back to rack
>try to offer advice and show her proper way
>accidentally slam bar into rack then into head while demonstrating that back to rack is bad
>head splits
>blood everywhere
>she literally leaves the gym and goes home

>>41302609
tbf if it sounded like you were joking and passed it off as such it really wouldn't be cringe. But the fact that that was your serious answer is pretty... well I really don't know what to say to that

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>Ask new PT for spot on seated OHP
>Comes infront of me (?)
>Tells me I should rack the weight from behind my head and move it to the front to OHP (?)
>Tell him I want to do a front press and not behind the neck and I lack the shoulder mobility at that weight anyway
>Spots me
>Talks to me for about roughly 15min
>His tips consist of me doing the OHP in the smith machine to go all out
>tell him but that lacks the stabilizing muscles
>Tells me to do it anyway, tells me to do incline,flat and decline bench as well at the same day
>Tell him I have a shoulder impingement and that I'd rather do weighted dips
>Mocks me for doing dips in a weird way and insists that I bench

Seriously I don't know what the fuck he was on about. Granted he's double the size of me but his tips and behavior were just trash.

>>41302609

Hey, not saying it wasnt' spergy

... but I once walked 8 hours catching magikarps.

>>41302922
>>41302609
is this a euro thing? why the fuck would you need a pt lmao

>>41303029
>Nobody to spot me around
>Go ahead and ask the PT who's lurking around
retard

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>girl has been smiling at me for the past 2 weeks
>can't talk to her because she's always with her sister and autism

I don't want to let this opportunity slip by like I always do. What the fuck do I say to her when her sister is always nearby?

>>41302609
>pokemon go
Relax man, I think it was a funny joke :)

>>41303029
from new england and i had to decline sessions with a pt multiple times until they stopped calling me

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>>41302609
>first day of gym,
>its penis inspection day.
>unwashedpenis.jpg
>personal trainer says you smell like proton and urine
>I say: sorry bro, I changed my diet to pee and protons
>OK.face

>>41303089
>Recently joined a gym with my sister
> Weird guy in a hoodie keeps smiling at me but won't initiate conversation
> Smile back to be polite

What should I do if he actually starts talking to me?

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Happened yesterday
>be leaving gym
>tired after hitting heavy bag at end of workout
>late because twink squad was taking up the only heavy bags
>walk to car
>key doesn't fit
>fiddle around with it a few times just to see what is up with it
>see guy approaching me from corner of eye
>keeps approaching me
>uwotm8.jpg
>he says something along the lines of "if that key works on that door it shouldn't"
>realize this isn't my car
>realize this guy just came out of the gym at night and a sweaty white trash warlord is fiddling around with his car door
>"oh shit man, fuck me I thought this was my car"
>"yeah I think that's yours over there"
>explain that I thought he was sneak up on me
>have an autistic chortle with him as my tard senses begin to deactivate
>go to my car and gtfo

Made me feel pretty autistic DESU