/fit/, where did I go wrong, and how do i grow my lats? for

she smelled that you are a fake beta bitch trying to act alpha.

you probably don't have the jaw for it

for context, i left her on read for an hour or more each time, she replied in about 5 minutes

and i can do 7 reps with 5kg added, 83kg bodyweight

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>>41300964
dont have a huge jaw but i don't think i look particularly beta

i'll just play the waiting game, she'll message me or she won't, her loss

>>41301083
bro you look like the definition of a nu-male that got contacts and shaved for the first time

>>41301083
Please tell me that's not your picture on that app

>>41301083
>but i don't think i look particularly beta

you thought wrong. you look like a definitive non-threatening beta.

>>41301083
You look like a bitch dude.

Next time don't be so demanding, you don't have the look for it

>>41300952
You had her at "follow me back then" and lost her at "Busy"

Move on and try again.

>>41301083
NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP

>>41300952
there are three ways you can approach a woman successfully for pussy.

1 honesty (but not that honest), "wanna" smash, etc this relies on your appearance and ability to be percieved as a high sexual market value HSMV. being pushy works here. This requires the least about of work for a payoff, however it is not the same level of pay off as choice #2 as the women you draw in are desperate for you enough to act retarded, basically, they are barely worth your time, and for that you barely give them yours.

2 boyfriend bait, show your best side. She thinks this might be worth seriously exploring, this is an honest move, and is perceived as honest, NOTE: you can actually try this with good intentions, i.e to date her, however there is no fault if you don't. This has the highest success rate provided you're a 6+/10. this is where you're honest like "i can provide, but im also not a bitch, acknowledging you're not an "alpha" but also not some shitty beta orbiter. that's usually enough for a woman to consider you a catch.

>>41301083
lol

>>41301206
>>41300952
3 LOW smv provider, this can be done in several ways: offering to pay for lots of shit, talking about your non sexual/ low status related shit. i.e how you will treat her like a princess. You might help raise her kids etc.

you tried #1, and did so badly because you are not of a relative to her HSMV. if she was 200lbs and you were a greek god, things might be different. but they're not so it failed.

you can't try #2, , because she knows your worse side. and it would take according to psychology x3 your best to prove to her (3good points for every 1 bad) you might be a worthwhile settle-down-equally contender. this probably wont happen, also people hate bad openings.

so are you in number 3? no. not yet, the more you pursue her the more apparent you fall into #3. a real HSMV person wouldn't waste their time with her if it went sour this quickly. asking her to do something like to message you on insta at all is pretty stupid.

basically
>>41300964

also
>>41301083
you arn't even close to a HSMV, so my analysis is correct

>>41301083
Everybody's giving you shit because it's a shit picture, but I think you can improve if you got bigger, got a shorter haircut, and have some pictures of you doing fun shit, no elevator selfies

>>41301083
lmao

>>41301083

>small frame
>no facial hair
>bitchtitts
>gut

you are the definition of a beta cuck

>>41300952
Stop doing chin ups, do pull ups if lats are what you're trying to hit.

>>41301083
JUST

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>>41301231
short haircuts make me look even more like a child

>>41301227
fight me

>>41301083
Nice cock bulge dude. They like it when you wear that to the gloryhole?

>>41301083
small
terrible fashion sense
stupid facial expression
what is going on with that hair?

the plus side is you are not ugly and have some potential if you sort your shit out.

>>41301432
completely average/skinnyfat

what was this pic meant to prove?

>>41301083
Memes aside, your tinder pics should NOT be mirror selfies.

>>41301492
>>41301227
recommend hair?
recommend clothes?
can't fix my retarded facial expressions, i've tried

>>41301452
yeah, they call it king kong's thumb

>>41300952
OP you're an awful negger. You appear to be trying to come off as assertive and confident, but it just looks like autism imo.

Try a little more give and take. You 1 word answer this ho and then she 1 words you back and your response is;
>I don't have time for this stuff
And then you get called out for actually having time for it. And you're not a celebrity nor nearly handsome enough to treat girls like shit.

This girl was playin you the whole time m8.

As that ancient Chinese guy said, "The one who cares the least has the most power." - and she clearly cared less than you.

>>41300952
This conversation deserves to go on a cringe thread holy fuck

>>41301521
something that loses that crazy ass parting
not only does it look kinda dumb but I bet its a bitch to keep like that if you ever step outside and there is a slight gust of wind. short, neat hairstyles will always be the superior mans choice.

the open checked shirt over a plain t shirt combo makes you look 15 years old cut it out.
A nice plain tee, or a nice button up shirt. One or the other, not both. [note: a plain white tee under a high quality flannel shirt CAN look good, if you have decent sized pecs (you don't. yet.) and the tee shows them off well. this is an exception, not the rule.]
Lose the chinos. Jeans are the most popular legwear in the world for a reason. Get some nice fitting Levis in a few different colours and stick with them.

>>41300952
Lmao you'll get there lad
You sound like a bitchy girl in those texts, zero attraction from her side so obv she wont give a fuck
True alpha is not giving a fuck, but wanting to have a good time - a boss don't have to tell you he's boss

>>41301581
>in a few different colours
not that guy but what colors would you recommend?
I only got light and dark blue.
black seems to edgy, brown and grey are shit.

>>41301658
dark blue, light blue, and black are all you need
black isn't edgy unless they're cock squeezing black skinnies and you have long black hair and nose piercings

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>>41301432
Tensing every muscle while taking this photo
>clenched fist, almost red

Dude what are you trying to prove. You look alright without a shirt but you're nothing special.

>I talked to her over summer

Wtf? Why didn't you just say something like, "Haha, funny seeing you again" and going from there. Anything is better than the macho "I don't have time for this (but PLEASE message me back because Im so lonely without you)" facade.

>Inb4 OP is a fag, and a massive one at that.

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>>41301083
PPPHFFFFFFTTT HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHH AHAHHA
holy fuck dude

ahhahahaahahhahahhahaha

>>41301658
You can own 5 pairs of blue jeans if the wash is different on all of them. Get some worn and some formal pairs.

>>41301083

that outfit is fucking atrocious, and just for a second earlier today I thought that /fa/ was overrated. Guess people dressing like this are the ones decrying modern fashion

you're also not nearly good looking enough to be acting that demanding, she called your bluff

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>>41301083

I'm sorry

>>41301675
>>41301763
ok, since summer is coming
what about shorts outside of fitness activities?

>>41301824
Of course, shorts are perfectly acceptable. Just not cargo shorts.

>>41300952
She sees right through your fake alpha act. You overdid it to the point where it's just annoying.

>>41301824
>shorts
Above the knee fit, you're not a fuckin' Juggalo. Tight but not too tight that you've got a cock bulge like OP's first pic. No cargo shorts. Single, muted/pastel colours or grey/graphite/beige. Black shorts look odd imo but that's just me.

>>41301868

>You overdid it to the point where it's just annoying

this goober fell for the you have to act like a complete dick to get the girl meme

assholes get girls but the reason they do isn't because they're assholes

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>tfw /fit/ shits on what you thought was one of the good photos of yourself

you dont even know what the others look like

>I'm too busy for this shit
>has time to post on fit whining about it

Dude you're a beta trying to act alpha and she saw through your facade

>>41301933
I almost get the feeling they're jelly.

>>41301933
you look like that guy from the addams family

>>41301933

/fit/ isn't shitting on the way you look m8

/fit/ is shitting on you trying to front like an incel after watching his first PUA video

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>>41301933
>OP

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>>41300952
Is this how you imagine that alpha people talk, 'cause it's not.

>>41302068
This
A classic case of "beta talks how he thinks an alpha talks, but just ends up sounding like a tryhard beta"

>>41300952
what the actual fuck, how autistic are you?

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>>41301083
how can one have such little self-awareness

>>41302096
>>41302068
>>41302002
i'm not trying anything, this is just my normal personality

sometimes it works, sometimes it doesnt

>>41300952
Dude you're fake alpha persona is pretty transparent.

>>41301083
>People unironically use photos as poor as this as their tinder pics

>>41301083
You can't play the "her loss" game when you are on here obviously caring and asking what you did wrong

>>41302128

If that's true you're even worse off than I imagined since that message didn't communicate any personality to begin with

that whole convo was just a passive aggressive way of saying pls respond

>>41300952
fuck i've never seen such cringy alpha male wannabe bs

how fucking tall is your phone to fit all that convo

>>41302128
That makes it even cringier somehow. >>41302182
>>41302173
These

>>41302358
Phonelet detected

>>41301083
yikes

>>41301083
Fucking dress better holy shit
How is it people here still dress like theyre 12

>>41301083
you look like a gay bottom chubby chaser, and I mean that in the kindest way possible.
Change everything if you want to look like how you talk. start by wearing pants for men, clip that fucking hair, and dont wear formfitting clothes until you get rid of that gut and develop some body definition

>>41301432
Pick one
>bulk hard for 6-8 weeks, follow up with a lifechanging cut, and i mean cut until you hit 10% bodyfat at least

or
>cut now, and hope to God your arms dont go away, eat so clean until you become an otter

and regardless, quit spitting whatever brand of game you did in the OP.
Talk like a decent human being and you'll have better luck ffs

>>41301933
Dress better spazoid, and stop acting like a bellend
You're not bad looking but you need to fix those two things

>>41301083
Small dick LOL

>>41301083
If you are older than 20...

>>41301083
why do you have a camel toe

>>41302778
18

>>41302815
abnormally large right testicle
no it isnt cancerous

>>41301202
Kek'd heartily

>>41301083
You look like Rick Astley fucked Milo Yiannopaulos

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>>41301083

AHAHAHAHAAH!!!

AHAHAHAAHAH!!!!

ahahahahahahahaha!!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!!

>>41301083
>her loss

Yeah.... I don't think so. You look like Frankenstein.

>>41301083
>i don't think i look particularly beta
B8 as fuck

>>41300952
HOLY SHIT DUDE YOU GOT DESTROYED!!

This had to be bait. Fuck you OP.

>>41301083
You look absolutely pathetic.

Brutal. This is why I don't post my pics here.

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>>41301083
Wew lad

>>41300977
> intentionally waited to respond
t. Cuck