>Decide to try out Taikwondo >Go to a local class >The

>>41284492
Wtf just go train with the kids. It would be fun as hell beating down an army of 5th graders.

>>41284492
Do Krav-Maga or some other Street-Defense course.

Or join a MMA gym - it's expensive as fuck but you'll get in the best shape of your life.

>>41284492
All martial arts are mysticism placebo faggotry that don't do anything outside of movies.

If you want to learn functional fighting, you should pick up MMA, boxing, or some wrestling/grappling variant.

>>41285021
If you want functional fighting get a gun or knife if you're poor

>>41284492
Stop trying to avoid normies as though being a social autist is a fun secret club and just go out and make some friends. It's not a popular opinion here, but being a socially inept shut-in all of your life is never going to get you anywhere. Just take the university class and stop being so self-conscious.

>>41285296
>omg it's Perseus!!!!!1 your a fucking legend man. New king of /fit/ detected
You realize nobody is ever gonna say that, do you?

>>41285317
>Being this mad

>>41285021
>"All martial arts are gay"
>Proceeds to tell him to try certain martial arts
hmm

>>41285296
omg it's Perseus!!!!!1 your a fucking legend man. New king of /fit/ detected

>>41285021
dude please just stfu

>>41284994
>Krav maga

stop falling for this meme unless you literally have an israeli commando teaching it

>>41285296
omg it's Perseus!!!!!1 your a fucking legend man. New king of /fit/ detected