>house infested with ants >they infest my $60 protein powder

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>>41255492
>get folic acid infused whey powder
>protein content of whey goes up for free
>complain about it

never gonna make it faggot

Why is your powder not in a sealed container?

>>41255492
lol'd

>>41255492

Clean your fucking house slob

You can still use the powder, they're just ants you pussy throw it in with them in it

>>41255492
I used my superior intellect to destroy these unintelligent drones

>slip some honey into my asshole during the night
>feel an ant investigate and allow it to escape leaving a pheromone trail that goes directly into my proton ejector
>i feel a string of ants crawl in just as planned
>tighten my glutes and crush the ants with my 4pl8 boipussy
>repeat throughout the night as more fools go to their deaths
>do this for a week
>colony leaves

>>41255492
Stop living like a pig.

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>>41255492
>not adding ants to protein shakes for extra macros
never gonna make it

>>41255492
close lid on protein powder, put in ziplock bag the two more the put in metal safe easy

>>41255492
Why are ants even able to get to your protein powder you fucking train wreck. close the lid

If that's true (which is a strong assumption) find the nest and flood it with soapy water. Spray the ants with soapy water also.

It's that time of the year again, huh?

>>41255492
>not wanting the ants to make it too

>>41255492
>ants take 8 scoops
>they call exterminator to have you removed
Gonna miss you man

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>ants get into powder
>contain it better
>wonder if ants made gainz
>come home from uni one day
>toaster hanging off edge of counter
>was against counter wall when I left
>leave out crushed anxiety meds sprinkled with sugar to retard them

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>>41257610
>leave out crushed anxiety meds sprinkled with sugar to retard them
Oh holy shit

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>>41255492

>Letting ants steal your gains

Never gonna make it.

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>>41255632

>>41255492
>Not just mixing the ants into your shake
>Not wanting literally free gains

Not gonna make it, kid

>>41255492
>not eating ants to get that 120X body weight strength
Are you even trying to make it?

>>41255492
Please for the love of God tell me you at least keep your creatine jar sealed.

ANTS IN THE WHEY

ANTS IN THE WHEY

WHO DO I PAY WHEN THERE'S ANTS IN THE WHEY

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>>41255632

>>41255492
your asserting alpha dominance by EATING beta drone males of a different species that are high in protien content.

think of it as a blessing

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how do I eat ants?

>>41259171
the workers are female

Keep it in the freezer dumbfuck

i have ants on my brotein shelf. one of the powders i buy, when on sale, has one of those press seals. ants all up in there taking my gains.

unlike faggot op though I throw them into my shake to make up for the lost grains of protons and drink those fuckers. probably more proto gained than whatever grains they take.

man up faggot

>>41255632
I haven't laughed that hard in months

>>41255492
>be a manlet
>ants are in the whey but also in the way

>>41255492
Clean your house more often, take out the trash more often, move out of your third world country

>>41255492
I've missed this meme

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>>41255492
just add some honey and table sugar to water and then lace it with some DNP and then place it in a bowl were ants can get to it and watch them get rekt

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>>41255632

>>41255492
Lay down some bait

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>>41255492
>get poison that the ants take back with them to the nest and it kills everything inside
>place it by window opening theyre coming in from (going to seal it once they all die)
>watch single ant come in, he's looking around. Use a business card to pick him up and place him by the bait
>little fucker takes it, starts nibbling at it
>mfw
>the next day a whole army is in here taking the poison back to their home
>two days later only like five show up

Eat shit you little fucking faggots

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>>41261261
>lays down a note
>makes sure to put honey on it
>"you may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like"
>watch them scream about racemixing while stuck to my honey

C U C K E D

>>41255632
>colony leaves
Fucking kek

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>updating index

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>>41255492

>>41255492
Have you tried just asking them to leave your protein alone?
Honestly some of the autists on here have literally 0 social skills

>>41255492
I keep finding these asshole beetles getting swole off my creatine

>>41255492


Where are the coming from? In the summer when it's hot every year we get ants near our back door. They come crawling out of this little gap, we just throw ant powder on it, they die and stop coming up, problem solved.

>>41262192
Spotted the newfag

>>41262222

I've been here since 2009, guess I must have missed some dank meme along the way lad.

>>41262242
Yeah Its a shitty forced meme but the ants were originally roaches