>"how tall are you anon?" >say I'm 5'9"

>wow, how tall are you anon?
>say I'm tall enough
t. 188cm

>whoa how tall r u anen
>say I'm 5'3"
>actually 6'3"
wwtl

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>>41251508
>chicks will believe it too

>>41251381

You have low self esteem stop doing this

>doctor sticks his finger in my ass to check for problems
>driving home i can still feel the lube in my ass
>now whenever i think about my ass i have a flashback and feel like someone violated me

i hate those exams

>wow how many pl8s you squatting anon?
>say 6 pl8s
>actually only do band assisted 2 pl8

>>41251381
that's what you do when you are 6'4, say you are 6'2. it doesnt make sense to say that you are 5'9

You are the reason why women will never go out with manlets
>"I'm 5'8!!!"
>actually 6'3
>women assume 5'8 tall guys are actually 6'3
>womens standards for height go up

Please kys right now

>>41251618
That's how I turned gay

>>41251753
That's the point you mongoloid

>be me
>6'3
>when females ask about my height i reply "uh dunno, i think around 6 foot'
i love manlets faces when they hear my saying that

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>>41251381
6'3"

>>41251381
im 6'4
american guy at my gym thought i was 6'6, are all americans like this, ive seen videos of them lying about height on on drivers license and heard theyre just generally short, are they all height retarded?

>>41251786
>>41251508
>>41251381
>>41251427
I have literally never been asked about my height outside of the doctors office. People genuinely don't care.

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>walking with manlet friend and hot chick
>my friend is obviously more good looking than me
>she turns around to me "mm you're pretty tall, aren't you? :P ?"
>mfw

>>41251847
>still thinking the dahmer meme will catch on

>>41251876
>meme
there's nothing funny about a psycho murdering young black for the most part males, anon

>>41251833
>be 6'6 ubermensch
'Wow you're so tall'
'I guess'
'And your voice is deep too!'

Im addicted to getting my ego stroked boys, it's you who will inherit the earth

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>>41251381
>How tall are you anon?

30cm slak i en isvak

>>41251381
The real cheeki breeki is saying you're 5'11 when you're 6'5+. If anyone asks if you're sure, say yeah the doctor measured it, you're real close to 6' but just not quite there.

>>41251833
>spotted the Manlet


Literally every girl I slept with commented about my height either asking how tall I am, or being "wow you sooo tall anon". I am only 6'1

>>41252125
>Literally every girl I slept with

Spotted the 'true stories that happened to you /b/' writer. After a few years and your lanklet gains start showing tell us about how many girls you sleep with.

>>41253040
Do you actually think it's that difficult for someone to have lots of sex no matter what their body type is?

>spotted the virgin sperglord

>>41251381
>at work today
>make a stop at a client's
>he's talking to his assistant as I work away
>she's tiny like barely 5'
>they're discussing height
>he claims to be 5'10"-5'11"
>I'm 5'11" and easily 4" taller than him
>she asks how tall I am
>look at him
>can see the fear in his eyes
>he knows
>if I say my actual height he'll be found out
>his manlethood will be exposed and his underling will lose all respect for him, perhaps even despise him
>I'm merciful
>say I'm 6'2"
>everyone probably looks 6'2" to this womanlet
>she is impressed
>the relief from him is palpable
>but he knows
>he knows I could destroy him and he now is in my power for all time

Will they ever learn?

>>41253040
it's ok. Not believing it will be better for your self esteem anyway

>>41252125
im 6'3 and people very rarely mention. its probably your best quality and people try to make you feel better

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>"How tall are you, Anon?"
>tell them I hate myself and I want to die
>I actually do

>>41254685
Do you live in America?

>>41254748
fuck no man

>>41251833
Literally been asked about my height upwards of 50 times this year alone. It's annoying as hell and I sperg out everytime.

>>41254774
That would explain it. People are more autistic about height here

>>41254270
Kek

>>41254816
can american culture be even more degenerate than this race obsessed height insecure dumbed-down commercialized ratchet shit? jesus christ thank god im not american, you seem dumb as fuck from the outside

>say 5'9
>be 6'0
S U B T L E

>>41254178
Wait what? Doesn't that defeat the whole "manlets, when will they learn?" thing? Either your body matters or it doesn't. Women like height the same as they like muscles. It's stupid to have one without the other.

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>>41251381
>Be 6'2" masterrace.
>work boots make me 6'3"
>tell people I'm 6' flat.
>their face when

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>>41251753
im 6'4 and i claim 6'2 just to counter all of you manlet fucks lying about your height.

short guys skew height perceptions WAY more than tall dudes by adding 2'' to their heights, were simply evening it out.

/devilish/

>>41251833
That because your short.

Im 6'3 and "your so tall!" is usually one of the first things people say

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>>41251381
I'm 6'1 and a half what do I say?

Do I say I'm 6'1, 6'1.5 or 6'2????

>>41256979
6'2 obviously

>>41256979
6'2" since the shoes you are wearing should give you that extra half inch to complete your transition to master-race.

>>41254270
This has happened to me a few times as someone who is genuinely 5'11.

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>>41251381
>Wow! How tall are you, Swift S. Lawliet?
>say I'm around 5'11"
>actually 6'8"

Wow, apparently everyone is this thread is 5'11+... Are you all from the Netherlands? I'm 5'9 myself and most people notice that I am shorter than most, but they don't make a big deal out of it. Neither do I.

I am a virgin, but I think that has more to do with being socially awkward and introverted, than being of shorter stature.

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>>41251381
>girl asks how big my dick is
>tell them five inches
>I'm actually seven

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>>41257171
You evil man.
Stop ruining it for all us 6"ers

>>41256987
>>41256999
Thanks bros I usually say 6'2 anyway..

>>41256976
>Look mommy, that weird guy whI keeps staring at you is really tall.
>Don't point dear, he can't help it.

>>41254938
yeah. i just want to get off this fucking ride. even our massive prosperity doesn't make our shitty culture worth it.

>>41257057
I'm in the USA and I'm 6'8".

People are often amazed by my tall height, large hands and feet and long limbs but nobody's intimidated by my very tall height thanks to me being an overly nice and sweet person which people find very cute, but some people find it sickeningly sweet.

This combined with the fact that I am a very feminine looking bishie makes people call me "the most adorable tall guy/girl they've ever seen".

Also, many guys mistake me for a cute girl and are attracted to me.

Thankfully, girls actually see that I'm a guy and are attracted to me as well. And there are more girls who are attracted to me then guys.

>>41257286
POSt a pic of yourself tripfag I wanna see if you're cute

>implying a dude that tall can look """"cute""""

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>>41257472
Sorry, no pics.
But people say I look like Taylor Swift so I'm just gonna leave this here and let you decide.

My gamer friends sometimes say I look like Link or Cloud Strife depending on my hairstyle but my preferred and default hairstyle is said to make me look like Taylor Swift.

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>>41257171
>>41257199
>girl asks how big my dick is
>"I dunno I never really measured"
>I actually measure every night

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>>41257517
Y-you look like Link? Kik?

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>>41258895
Depending on my hairstyle, my default and personally preferred one makes me look like Taylor Swift, though.

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>>41251381
>6'1"
>tell people I'm 5'10" when I'm with my 5'9" bro

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>6'5"
>when im with girls i say i'm 6'7"
>when im with guys i say i'm 6'1"

>>41258922
I've been on this board long enough to say with confidence that if you look like that then you'll do really well on this site.

p-please post pics

>>41258951
Sorry, no. I can't because of privacy reasons.

>>41258922
Based on what you're describing I think you'd make a really good gym bro. Where you from?

>think i'm 5'11 my entire life
>measure myself in the bathroom by drawing pencil marks on the wall with a tape measure
>5'9

How the fuck can I only be 5'9? It seems like I'm either the same height or taller than like 95% of the guys I see in real life.

>>41258977
USA, and that's all I can say.

Also, my girlfriend is said to look like Zooey Deschannel.

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>>41251381
Like 6'2
Hugging people sucks.

>>41256699
I do this constantly to people shorter than me. i'm 6,2
>"hey anon how tall are you cause i'm like 6 ft"
>me"thats weird cause im only 6ft you must be shorter than 6ft"
>panic and confusion across their face
>mfw

>>41259001
Snapchat? You know, so I can give you a form check.

>>41259337
Sorry, not even my Snapchat should be shared.
How about on something like Steam or something.

>>41259385
Skype?

do the same.
Say about 5'8 or 5'9
6'1 in reality.
Can feel manlets getting uneasy.

>>41259665
No, not even that.
Besides, my Skype is only for very important and/or personal business.

>>41259804
Damn. Deviantart profile? Throwaway email? Anything?

>>41259922
Yeah, I have a DeviantArt profile.
swiftslawliet.deviantart.com
I don't have anything posted, though, and I merely comment on Mr. Enter's DeviantArt page.

>>41251957
6'6 also, literally the first thing most girls say to me.

>>41257171
this, all you fucks e-statting your 5-6 inchers to 7 inches, nobody fucking believes me when I say I have an actual 7 inch dick.

>>41259956
so just say 9 inches

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>>41251381
Some black guy did this to me.

I'm 6'0 and he was visibly taller than me at ~6'2.

For some reason I was trolling my manelt friends about heigh but this guy was in the group (i dont know him), we'll call him SkellyNig. SkellyNig was stoned as fuck, so he was mostly silent in the circle.

>Lol anon, are you taller than SkellyNig?
>Nah he looks taller than me
>SkellyNig, how tall are you? xD

>I'm 5'11.

>WHAT? How can you be 5'11 and anon says hes 6'0
>If you're 5'11, anon must be lying to us.

I later got the joke (about 5 minutes), it was a pretty darn good troll.

>>41251833
When you don't go out much and don't talk to people other than your family and doctor

>>41257286
Well gee shit you sure sound "nice and sweet" with that wall of narcissism.

To filter out the absolute airheads, when asked I say I'm 5'14", which isn't technically a lie.
You'd be amazed how many just go "oh..." and lose interest at the "5' ".
Women are so shallow it's amazing.

>>41260398
There is no hint of sarcasm there.

>>41260429
I am incapable of believing anyone without an actual disability would react this way

>tfw 5'11" but claim 6 feet

I don't know how much longer I can lead this double life

>>41251833
manlet detected

HAHA

everyone who is big and tall gets compliments for it
1,88m übermensch
can you even compete nerd?

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>>41260770

>>41252031
Haha bra där

>>41260779
as a 5'10 guy I would rather be skelly 6'2 than a jacked 5'10

>>41260645
It's important to remember that you cannot divine beliefs and thoughts from actions. I would imagine more often than not they think the guys a retarded exagerrating manlet i.e. he's something like 5'11 and adds 3 inches to his height, but is too retarded to realize it should be 6'2

>be 6'2
>have interview for my current job last year
>decided to buy some new shoes for it
>had no time to go shopping
>order some online
>turns out they have lifts that make me 3.5" taller
>decide to wear them anyway since all my others were scuffed up
>interview with CEO of the company
>he's a big guy himself
>probably 6'4 or 6'5
>first words to me are "bloody hell you're a big lad aren't you?"
>ultimately get the job
>anxious about being shorter than in my interview even though nobody would even care
>continue wearing shoes
>fast forward 11 months
>I now own 4 pairs of height shoes

>>41260802
Don't worry, you won't be neither with that attitude.

>>41260645
Well he did say women.

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>>41260645
You'd be surprised pham.
Some women are garbage at math.

>>41260826
>>41260832
I'm gonna start subtly working in math into conversations to see if I can confuse them for keks

>>41260811
you got me interested, link the one you have pls
I feel like being giant helps in business

t. also 6'2

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>say I'm 6'0"
>actually 5'11.75"

>Tfw 5'9
At least I have a decent face. Never had a problem with girls.
Nothing more painful to see than all the tall guys I see with fat and/or ugly girls. Definitely better to be tall AND have a good face, but I'm glad I got face if not height.

Also I saw a guy like 5'4 at best with an easily 9/10 girl.

>>41261025
>manlet with a gf
Wake up from your manlet delusions

I'm 5'9 barefoot and 5'11 in shoes + lifts, but i claim 5'5-5'6.

For some reason both manlets and manmores get mad by this.

>how tall are you anon?
>idk how tall are you?
>like x
>then I must be like x+whatever number I will be convincing
works everytime, women can't tell your height for shit

>>41251381
>be 6'5
>always the tallest lanklet in the room
>can't lie by saying i am 6'3, since i will always be found out

>>41251833
It seems to be an american thing.
When i ask girls from my country, they will just reply with: "He needs to be taller then me."
They don't have a fixed height, like the magical 6'0.

>>41263386
yeah, ive never seen anyone saying "have to be taller than 180cm" or anything like that. americans are degenerate as usual

5'9", gf is 5'11"

No fucks given.

>>41260858
Delete this!
>2cm off 6"0

>>41251381
>hadn't measured myself since highschool
>always say I'm 6'3 to people who ask
>measure myself for the first time in years
>actually 6'6
wew lad

>>41256958
but no one posting those kinds of picks are ever asked about their height or talked to by girls

>>41251381
>am 6'1 in bare feet
>license says 5'10
Love when manlet doormen check my id, look at me, check my id, then look incredulous

>>41254716
my nibba

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>am 184cm
>earn my bread with woodworking and firefighting
>always am among manly men doing manly work at my job
>feel like manlet as I am one of the shortest
>go to gym
>compensating manlets left and right
>am easily top 10% highest in my gym
>mfw

>>41251381
>am 5'8
>claim 5'5 because i wanna be like alphadestiny

>>41258992
I live on the coast in ausland and im 6'2" (189cm) and it seems every guy I meet is either taller than me or my height. It's fucking ridiculous. I'm tempted to move to the US just to be tall