Finna go lay some pipe on a tinder girl in a few hours.
I have not had sex in five years. Please tell me what to do.
stop thinking and start fucking retard
You came to the wrong place
peepee in baggoo
What you did 5 years ago
>>41244156
It's Ponos in Vag000, stop misleading OP.
Follow her lead, relax and enjoy it.
>>41244137
>finna go
You sound white
>>41244137
First you pull your nuts out of your pants. Then you slowly rub them against her ears, stimulating them until they open up. From there you put one nut in the right ear, and the other nut in the left ear.
CONGRATS YOU JUST DID THE NASTY
>>41244137
You put your penis in
You put your penis out
You put your penis in and you shake it all about
You do the hockey pokey and you turn about
That's what it's all about.
>>41244173
This. It's not as if the mechanics significantly changed in the meantime.
just make out with her when you netflix and chill, also enjoy herpes
shot or two of tequila
Just got home. It was fine. We shot the shit for a little bit and then I fucked her. She's really interesting and was appreciative of my gymcel body.
oh man do i feel good about having had sex again.