>walked into gym >accidentally fell into the manlet pit

>>41239268
>manlet pit
Here in the states we just call that a pothole.

>>41239268
>falling into manlet pit
>wasting half of your workout trying to climb out instead of just stepping out of it
you manlet yourself anon

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>walk into gym
>step into manlet pit
>smdh, gotta watch it
>step out
>manlets clinging to my calves trying to escape
Just go to planet fatness ffs

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how tu avoid manlet pit apon entrunce to jim?

>>41239472

It's invisible to the manlets naked eye

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>bring gf to gym
>make my way to the squat rack
>she gets on the BBC machine without my permission

>>41239268
>trying
manlet detected

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>ants are in the whey again

>>41239564
>mice are in the rice again

>gym snack bar out of clen shakes

my cut is ruined. will i ever make it?

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>Walk into gym
>Shit forgot gym card
>Activate manlet powers
>Walk right under the security barriers

lmao suffer lanklets

LMFAO, how do I upvote?

>>41239882
>goats ate all my oats again

>drop my lil bro off at the manlet playground
>get back to the shower room for actual people
>my bag screams when I drop it to get my clothes out
>turns out one of those little shits sneaked into my gym bag

I had to pay a fee to get him back over the border. Fuck manlets.

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>>41239268
Stop being jealous of guys who are better looking, in better shape and have hotter girlfriends.

"But... but... but... mah height."

what the fuck is a manlet pit

>>41240014
ill send you gold my good sir!

>>41240028
In most American gyms theres a pit trap near the spine extension machines to trap manlets and stop them from infesting the gym.

>>41240010
>he doesn't tip the gym staff on entrance and exit

Figures the Manlet has no class

>>41240109
I'm actually pretty sure the concept was invented by the old renaissance Italian weight lifter Julius K. Gayetti. It's a shame it hasn't spread to other countries.

> swipe my key card
> walk cautiously into the gym
> spot the manlet zoning immediately, in the center the manlet pit
> it thankfully gets easier and easier to see every day
> jump over
> short whimpers heard at the crescendo of my leap
> a manlet, smaller than the rest, strikingly aesthetic, lay in the deepest alcove of the pit
> i inquiry his position in quarry
> he whispers that he'd been there for a very, very long time, both of his parents were dead, and he was scared
> I had one scoop of six star brand scoop lift, he graciously accepted
> he climbed on my shoulders, box jumped out, and I stepped out after him
> we still talk

We're all gonna make it brahs

>finish my weighted knee hyperextensions in the curl rack
>last workout of day so i start walking home
>FUCK
>forgot whey injections
>my gains slough off
>shrink by 5 inches
>wasted 2 years of progress
>now a 5'5 skinnyfat
how was your workout, /fit/?

>he "fell" into the manlet pit
>took more than five seconds to get out

The manlet pit is literally made for this reason, to trap shrimps like you. Be lucky you were 5'11" because there's no other way you could have gotten out of there by yourself, the older models have this flaw of letting 5'11"s out if they try really hard on their tippy toes.

>walk into the iron gym
>the only way into the gym past the front desk is to grab a bar 6.5 feet high and do a muscle up to reach the platform
>try and fail to do so
>attendant accuses me of being a manlet
>I try to show her my papers proving otherwise
>forces me to the manlet side of the gym through the slide entrance
It was horribly embarrassing.

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>>41240415
>yfw you were a manlet pretending all along

> Go to America on a business trip.
> Wide awake due to jet lag.
> Go to a 24 hour fitness to work off some energy.
> Thrown in the manlet pit upon entry by gym staff.
> Have to call the Canadian Embassy to get out.

There should really be a warning about manlet pits when going through American customs. I was almost late for a meeting.

>>41240023
what the fuck

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>>41240028
Next time you go to the gym just look for the hole in the ground about 6 feet deep full of short guys

>>41239268
Reeeee I get stuck in the manlet pit everyday
tfw only 5'2<

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>>41239268
>Walk into gym
>Stroll over to spine extender
>Don't notice the manlet pit, too tall
>Stumble a bit, leg goes down in
>Try to pull it back up but several manlets have latched on
>One screams in his munchkin lollipop guild voice "CLAIM THE CROWN!"
>Pull with all my might, but it's too late
>They have unlaced my size 12 Converse and taken it for their own glory
>One 5'10" turbo manlet now wears it as a crown like some kind of crazy lord of the flies shit
>He is proclaimed king of the manlet pit
>Everyone in the gym now unironically calls me "Kingmaker"
>I just want my fucking chuck back
What do?

>>41241118
kek

>>41239564
>be manlet
>ants are in the whey and also in the way

>bar jack is on the fritz again

Not only did I have to do math and calculate it's weight, I had to stay after and help fritz get out

>>41239268

>tfw you've trained your calves relentlessly so you can jump over the manlet pit, never to be made a bitch of again

>>41240505
post boypussi

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>>41241118
fucking dead

>>41241118
Underrated.

>The only open rack is the one in the hall of mirrors

>>41241118
KEK good one

>>41240336
>knee hyperextensions in curl rack
Thanks I just spit my sips everywhere

>>41241447
>gym clown keeps taunting you, but you can't catch him
>can't check your form in the funhouse mirrors
>manlets gathering in crowds, gazing longingly at the mirror that stretches you out

I fucking HATE the hall of mirrors.

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>>41241118
Holy shit

>>41241773
Not to mention
>Those conveniently placed mirrors that make all the cardio bunnies have huge tits and ass
Whole place is a fucking utopia for gainz goblins.

>>41241118
why the fuck did I laugh ?

>>41241228
This is good

Include me in the screencap, reddit xD

>>41243670
Haha okay my /b/rother!

>>41239564

why is this meme so fucking funny

what the fuck

Part of Church's fit for Jesus group

First Sunday of each month the congregation puts together a relief package of food and insoles that we lower into the pit at the gym

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>tfw 200lb kettlebell accidentally rolls into the manlet pit

oops

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>>41241118
>They have unlaced my size 12 Converse and taken it for their own glory
>One 5'10" turbo manlet now wears it as a crown like some kind of crazy lord of the flies shit

>>41245507
YOU'RE THE ONE THAT KILLED THE PAJEET WHO WAS GONNA BE THE BOTTOM OF MY TRENCHCOAT REEEEE

>auto-spotter 5000 is stuck on "COME ON ONE MORE!" mode
>gym is closed for the weekend so i'm stuck until monday
>typing this with my foot

>manlet pit spilling out into main area
>grapple onto dumbbells
>have to curl with them on it

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>some faggot keeps hogging the summoning circle to himself
>he's making dark pacts with unspeakable entities for otherworldly gains while I'm stuck doing things the hard way

>>41240023
>paka paka
you dirty kirchnerista

I love these threads. It's Space Station 13-posting ala /fit/

Are manlet-pits sort of like crabs in a bucket?

Here in Australia we just have boong-pits, usually converted from opal mining holes.

We also have Chink-Troughs. Because they're wider than they are long, Asians can't see them. Sort of like that optical illusion where yo have to tilt the paper to see the overly long text.

>>41246300
What board does SS13-posting? Surely not /v/?

>>41240023
This is exactly what a manlet would post

>>41241118

>One 5'10" turbo manlet now wears it as a crown like some kind of crazy lord of the flies shit

Man, my sides weren't prepared for this shit.

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>>41241118
>>One 5'10" turbo manlet now wears it as a crown like some kind of crazy lord of the flies shit

>>41240490
Not that anon but it's a specially sloped room with mirrors and cameras that give that effect depending on where you stand

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>>41239521
>she gets on the BBC machine with my permission

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>>41247742
>not becoming the BBC machine

>>41239268
>Struggling with climbing out of the manlet pit.
Everyone above 5'9 can climb out of the manlet pit without any issues... y-you're not a manlet are you anon?

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>>41241118
>5'10
>turbo-manlet
This is why I have body dysmorphia.

>>41241118
someone give gold to this man xD

>gym has complementary anabolic window timer
>rerack weights after my last set
>timer starts as soon as I set the weight down
>30 mins and counting
>at this moment I realize I forgot to bring my protein shake with me
>start running out of the gym
>cardio kills gains but not as bad as missing the anabolic window
>get in my car and activate the anabolic sirens
>people are pulling over to the side of the road to let me through
>15:00 left
>run over at least 3 manlets on the way back
>get to my apartment, start fumbling for my keys
>5:00 minutes on the clock
>in kitchen measuring out whey
>have to make sure I don't put too much in my shake because the body will waste protein if you take too much in one sitting
>1:00 remaining
>start vigorously shaking blender bottle, if the consistency isn't just right the body won't be able to properly process the protein
>15 seconds remaining
>fuck it, start chugging
>anabolic timer starts beeping 00:00 and I'm only halfway done
>drop my shake, spilling everywhere
>fall to my knees and start convulsing on the floor
>can feel my muscles contracting and shrinking away to nothing
>go from 6'2" 200 lbs 9% bf to DYEL skinnyfat in seconds
>lay on my kitchen floor crying for hours, mourning my lost gains
>fucking anabolic window

Just kill me

>>41239268
>yfw you actually live in the manlet pit but the manlets have created a manlet society in the pit
>they toss the ultramanlets into their manlet pit inside the real pit
>thus creating an infite loop of manlet pits
>somewhere is a realm of lankets where the original pit lays
>free of manlet problem
>world peace, no famine or disease, it's a heaven on earth

Chances are you are a manlet.

>>41241228

an underrated comment if I do say so myself

>>41248946
>trying this hard

youre not funny, fag. cant even imagine how you sound irl when you try to be funny and everyones just laughs to comfort you

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>tricked into being a manlet by the height fairy

>>41246822
/tg/. Like DF, we adopted it as our own.

>>41248946

Bretty funny.

>>41239472
There's a sign,but it's too high for them to read.

>>41240028
lanket detected

lankuck genocide when

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>come back from the sip fountain
>somebody is using MY squat plug

>>41241118
>>Everyone in the gym now unironically calls me "Kingmaker"


shit OP, you fucking made me chuckle

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>be me, 6 ft 3 master race
>impregnate Stacey after 1 pizza date
>turn up to the birth because the football game I was planning to go to got rained off
>shes in labour
>yelling
>babys head begins to emerge from her loose vagina
>doctors looking confused
>somethings wrong
>...
>baby is almost out now
>...
>suddenly everyone in the room screams as a 50 foot tall baby emerges from Staceys womb
>it stands up, crushing the East Wing of the hospital
>umbilical cord splatters a nurse against the wall
>baby looks up
>takes one step up into the sky
>disappears forever

>mfw Earth was a manlet pit all along

>>41240184
Kek, is this a Tinytrip reference?

>>41239268

>Visit China
>Go to a gym in Beijing
>Step in the manlet pit my accident
>Stub my toe when lifting my foot over the edge

Who else is a 5'2 aryan God?

>>41250362
>5'2 aryan God?
Back to the manlet pit with you.

>>41248946
Kek'd