WHERE DO BODYBUILDERS GO WHEN THEY DIE? THEY DON'T GO TO

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>>41212249
AND YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF LIVING IN A LOCKER ROOM
AND YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF IN ANOTHER PART OF THE GYM
AND YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF BEHIND THE BAR OF A LARGE SET OF WEIGHTS
AND YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF IN A BEAUTIFUL CROSSFIT GYM
WITH A BEAUTIFUL GYMBRO (no homo just sayin man)

AND YOU MAY ASK YOURSELF WELL HOW DID I GET HERE?

LETTING THE DAYS GO BY
LET THE WEIGHTS HOLD ME DOWN
LETTING THE DAYS GO BY
TAKE A JOG AROUND THE TOWN
INTO THE GYM AGAIN
AFTER THE GIRLFRIENDS GONE
ONCE IN A LIFETIME
JOG AROUND THE TOWN

>>41212295

Glorious

Bumping for more creative people than I

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HE WAS TURNED TO STEEL
IN A GREAT SQUATRAKTIC FIELD
WHEN HE PAID THE FINE
FOR THE USE OF GYM TIME

BUT NO GIRL WANTS HIM
HE JUST STARES AT THE WORLD

PLOTTING HIS VEGAN MEALS
NOW HE SOON WILL GO CURL

>>41212249
You know that's a song by the Meatpuppets,right?

>>41215493
>rhyme scheme fucked
>meter fucked
>syllables all wrong

Come on, man. Make an effort. This was awful.

>>41215549
Why don't you make like a bodybuilder on leg day and skip out of here?

>>41212249
I KNEW A CHAD WHO CAME FROM DOLOTH
HE WAS BITTEN BY A DYEL WITH SS + OATZ
HE WENT TO ROIDS JUST A LITTLE TO SOON
AND FLEW AWAY STRETCHING AT THE ZYZZ MOON

That natty is a real crowd pleaser
Small world, all the cardio bunnies know me
Young natural livin' like a steroid user
Release the gains, watch it fall slowly
SS bros still tryna get even
Dyels mad for whatever reason
Chalk in the air, binge lifting
They lose it when the DJ drops the needle

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WELL I'VE GOT ONE MORE REASON TO LIFT
GOT A DREM OF TREN AS A GIFT
TOOK WAY TOO MUCH, MY PENIS IS DEAD
BUT HEY IT'S WORTH IT 'CAUSE I'M SHREDDED

MESSED UP MY INSULIN
RESISTANCE

TRIM MY WAIST NOW

YEAH I FEEL THE WEIGHT OF THE BAR ON MY BACK
I'VE SEEN THE BUMPERS, THE BUMPERS ARE BLACK
IT'S WHAT I MUST DO, I'VE NO RESERVATIONS
AIN'T DEALING WITH NATTY FRUSTRATIONS

MESSED UP MY INSULIN
RESISTANCE

"I'M NATTY"
"JUST TRUST ME"

(TEST TEST TEST)
(CLEN CLEN CLEN)
(HGH)
(TREN TREN TREN)

YEAH I'VE GOT NOTHING WEARING ME DOWN
VASCULARITY IS THE SICKEST AROUND
OF ALL THE WET DREAMS THAT EVER CAME TRUE
I THINK THAT ANAVAR IS YOU

MESSED UP MY INSULIN
RESISTANCE

"I'M NATTY"
"JUST TRUST ME"

I'VE GOT A PROBLEM
A PROBLEM WITH WHEY
I CAN'T GO ON
DRINKING THIS SHAKE
A COLD STEEL BALL THAT BREAKS IT UP
BITTER CHALK TASTE FILLING MY CUP

I'VE BUILT MYSELF A NICE POWER CAGE
WITH BARS OF ANGER
AND A BENCH OF RAGE
I CAN'T HELP ASKING, IS IT JUST ME
OR IS HOME GYM MASTER RACE THE KEY?

NOW I DON'T SHARE YOUR PHILOSOPHY
I'M HERE LIFTING FOR HYPERTROPHY
THE STRAPS ON MY WRISTS MIGHT SEEM LIKE A CRIME
I THINK I'LL TRY MIXED GRIP NEXT TIME
SO WHAT IF I TRIED A THOUSAND DIPS?
YOU THINK I'M INSANE FOR TAKING ALL THESE SIPS
ONE MORE PLATE: LINEAR PROGRESSION
MAKING GAINS IS SELF-EXPRESSION

>>41216604
Whoops. https://youtu.be/Tpd6CB8P_78

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RIDE THE CYCLE TOWARDS GAINS-FILLED LANDS

FLARE YOUR LATS UNDER TANNING LAMPS

SO MANY SCOOPS FOOD'S GOT NO MORE PLACE

LEAVING BEHIND THE HUMAN RACE

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>>41216720

>>41216604
Too soon, man.

Also I could probably recite this song backwards I know it so well.

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WHAT'S SO DEAD ABOUT LIFTS, ANYWAY?

>>41215505
Came to post this. Also occurred to me that I've never listened to the original

>>41212249
They leave humanity behind

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>>41216720
DROP OUT OF LIFE WITH NEEDLE IN HAND.
FOLLOW THE GAINS TO THE 5%-LAND.

>>41212295
LOOK AT THESE WEIGHTS

THEY'RE PASSING IN BETWEEN US

I thought there would've been more of these.

>>41216604
Based