>at the gym doing squats >this creature teleports in front

>>41208697
cum

>>41208697
Ask her where the pot of gold is hidden

>>41208697
you're being mean. OP is a phaggot as usual

look up at her because im a fucking manlet

>>41208715
/thread

>>41208697
Shoo shoo gains goblin

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>>41208697
Looks like Uma from the Witcher

>>41208697
Do you think her service dog mounts and knots her? That would be hot.. according to my friend :)

>>41208902
>reddit

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>>41208697
>5 mins into thalidomide and chill and she gives you this look

>>41208697
>dancing

How?

>>41208697
i've always wanted to fuck a midget, I think it would be just as wide as a normal pussy but not as deep. we could have acrobat style sex.

>>41208915
/yourwrists

>>41209186
Found the manlet.

Or you just get a normal girl because they're much smaller to us anyways.

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>>41209134
Imagine there's no Mr Bean and the turkey has a wig

Real mature man. So funny, lets make fun of people who were born disabled. Fucking jaded losers you should seriously do us a favor and kill your self.

>>41208697
>tfw her limited range of motion allows her to destroy every bench record just by holding the bar in place

Ask her to let go of my penis

>>41209627
>le whiteknights of the reddit order has arrived

>>41209681
>"teehee no!"
>starts to pull your pants down
What do you do now?

>>41209119
Kek
>not running thalidomide
How does one plan on making it?

turn around, bend over and touch the fucking floor for her viewing pleasure

>>41209706
You don't even know what white knighting is dumb cunt. It means defending a girl despite her not deserving it to gain her approval.

>even a deformed troglodyte is a vapid whore
Women's right were a mistake

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>>41209722
How did she grab my penis while my pants were on?

>>41209760
Why would you defend that bitch?
She loves partying and being a whore.
Do you ignore all that just because she looks like a chicken nugget with a pair of hands?

>>41209790
Those small claws can grab through anything

>>41209760
kek

>>41208902
>>41209627

This. Must suck having phocomelia. Also edgy highschoolers to get off my fucking subchan, and delete their accounts.

>>41209814
>sub

>>41209186
Never fucked a midget but I've fucked a girl that was 4'10, her pussy was unusually tight but it was just as deep as a normal pussy, I'm almost 8 inches but I still went balls deep

>>41209777
trips of truth

>>41209627
>stop laughing at things that are funny

>>41208697
Can she bench 40x her body weight?

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>>41209854

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>If you aren't at least 6'4 swipe left

>>41208902
>>41209627
>>41209814
t. deform leprechaun

>>41209889
Would smash with the force of a trillion dying suns

>>41208902
re__it

>>41209848
....
Do...do you know her name?
And did you bottom out or could she take more..like an extra inch and a quarter.
Just curious..
lolol

FUCK YOU FAGGOTS
Day 4 of nofap and now you force me to jerk it to midget porn. I can always count on you fags to fuck me up

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>>41209627
>>41208902
Sure is noticeably reddit in here

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>>41209889
Hnnnng

That looks like a pretty nice perk boob in there

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>>41209926
I didn't bottom out but I was definitely in her posterior fornix, I could feel her cervix rubbing against my dick, on a related note if you have a fetish for extremely small women you should probably go to Thailand, those bitches are tiny (the womanlet I fucked was white tho)

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>>41209889
tfw she would still friend zone me

>>41209889
I don't blame her, if I was that short I'd probably want to breed with an extremely tall person too, that way my kids wouldn't be manlets

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>>41210023
. . . that is not how it works, Anon.

nut den keep bumpin

>>41209889
She's %60 head and ass. Those are my favorite things.