>anon we're at the beach, why do you have your shirt

>>41208693
>show me those titties first baby
And then she takes off her top and we fuck on the beach. I keep my shirt on because I'm bulking.

girls with perfect boobs but ugly faces are disgusting... such a fucking loss

>Um well actually I'm bulking right now-- that, uh, that means that I'm eating a lot to build upm-- my muscles, but then I'll cut later and then you can-- then you-you'll be able to see my um, abs. It's from this website I go to, it's well it's a forum or a message board-- it's an image board really, called slash fit slash, um, it's on 4chan if you've heard of that, but i-it's not creepy or anything like maybe you've heard, it's mostly just a bunch of guys taking off their shirts and telling each other how they look and g-giving people new to fitness the same advice. Um but the point is I probably shouldn't take my shirt off right now.

>>41208693
sure thing! mind rubbing some sunscreen on em?

>>41208693
>inb4 flex a 'cep for a start

>>41208693
Yeah just a second babe, I think I saw a dolphin in water! Let's go take a look!
*bash her head in and drown her, fuck her dead pussy and drink her blood*

>>41208740
nice

>>41208735
Nope. Some of us don't look that great ourselves.

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>i have this genetic disorder where it looks like i have fat around my abs though

>>41208693
take your top off

>>41208782
most of us look amazing, you're the minority lmao

>>41208788
she is strong af though

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>>41208693
here you go my sweetheart!
*unveils sword*
fucking whore haha
*cuts off tits and feed them to the sharks*

>>41208693

This is a nude beach and I'm already naked. Are you high or something? Need help taking off that top?

>Yeah hold on lemme do 50 push ups first gotta get a pump

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>>41208740
>>Um well actually I'm bulking right now-- that, uh, that means that I'm eating a lot to build upm-- my muscles, but then I'll cut later and then you can-- then you-you'll be able to see my um, abs. It's from this website I go to, it's well it's a forum or a message board-- it's an image board really, called slash fit slash, um, it's on 4chan if you've heard of that, but i-it's not creepy or anything like maybe you've heard, it's mostly just a bunch of guys taking off their shirts and telling each other how they look and g-giving people new to fitness the same advice. Um but the point is I probably shouldn't take my shirt off right now.

Excellent fucking post.

>>41208740
7/10 solid chuckle

>>41208782

What does that have to do with his statement?

>>41208740
this kind of is all /fit/ is

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>going to the beach 3 weekends from now with a school club
>will be expected to take my shirt off
>tfw i have terrible bacne and am ashamed
How tf do I fix this /fit/??? I've tried washing my sheets every week and wearing a clean shirt to bed every night, and showering at least once a day and definitely after sweating. I've even cut out dairy for a while which only slightly helped.
I don't want to have to wear a shirt the whole time. help me

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>>41208799
I'm going to get there >:0

>>41208799
I guarantee your gf is 2-3 points lower than OP pic.

>Try to make self depracating joke about being a fatass
>It falls flat as my self-contempt overshadows any attempt at humor
>Stand in awkward silence until she leaves

>>41209652
mine almost went away completely after I drank a half gallon of water a day and applied lotion.
I also don't use fragrances in my laundry detergent or shampoo because theyre drying, and I started using salicylic acid body wash again.
Broke out recently after not drinking enough water tho

>>41209652
Cold showers/end your shower with a minute of cold water. Not jk

>>41209652
Salt water and lay out in the sun, stop drinking dairy

>>41209652
Acne is less visible if you're tan. 3 weekends, plus the back treatment shit you wanted to do should be more than enough.

And aside from that, stop giving a shit about what people think of your back, because nobody does

>>41208740
6/10 could've made it better but still good

>>41209652
Get a nice tan (natural) before you go. It seems to dry out skin and get rid of acne to an extent.

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>>41209652
http://www.acne.org/regimen-body.html

go nuclear senpai. a cleanser, an acid, and a antibacterial. Always wear a white undershirt, and only once before washing it.

if you show me your tits, sure

>>41209745
never heard of this but I'll give it a go
>>41209746
this has helped in the past too. thanks
>>41209769
>>41209774
>>41209780
I guess I'll go to the park and tan this weekend
>>41209781
thanks for the resource

thanks for the advice guys. I hope i can do it in 3 weeks. I guess I'll just have to be really diligent

>>41208693
Who gave you permission to fucking speak?

>>41209993
>>41209745
This will work if you have dry skin, and also its basically free so why not right?
I used prescription retin-A and clindamycin for like 2 years and it didn't have the same effect that water and moisturizer did, since i only used to drink maybe 2 cups of water in a day

>>41208815
>though
Though? What does the fact that she is strong contradict?

>>41209652
Tan

Dont forget to use sunscreen or you'll die of cancer. Have fun.

>>41208693
sooooose?

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>>41208693
Smug faces ruin female sexual market value.

>>41208788
>>41208815
she catches a fucking chair out of the air too. furk

>>41209652
Buy a shower brush and antibacterial soap and actually scrub your back.

I find tanning actually helps me the most. Try and get 15 mins of sun exposure daily.

>>41208735
>ugly face

>>41208693
How did I lure you out to this beach in the first place?

>>41208693
*flexes bicep*

>>41209652
Start drinking enough water and get a good tan

>>41208693
I have a bit of back acne and it's quite embarrassing, so for both our sake I will keep it on for now.

NO I have acne and am too uncomfortable to do that

>>41210650
is this stephan

>>41208693
show me your tits first

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>>41208823

>>41208693
I've already gotten skin cancer once

>>41208788
Functional

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>>41210650
She's not smug, you autist. She's squinting due to the sun.

>>41209745
This.

Lotion every day has cleared up 98% of my acne. I only get the occasional one here and there now.

>>41209652
What about upper legs and ass acne? How to get rid of these kind of scars that pimples left? I'm changing my shorts every day, but it keeps escalating? Is washing trousers once a week not enough?

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>>41208741
winner

>>41213453
keck

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>>41213453
oh my fuck

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I was auschwitz mode with acne for most of my life and I've never been scared of taking my shirt off

then again I never wore anything besides boxers around the house till I was 16

>>41209652
get some sun

>>41208693
I'd love to babe but I don't want you to have to see the wound I got when I had to wrestle a pack of wolves to save some starving African orphans.
(Shed a fake tear)
When those nuns told me I was a hero I said, no you are a hero, because you take care of people like Pierre every single day.

>>41209652
i had terrible chest acne until recently. finally got rid of it after stopping using conventional shampoos and bodywashes. now use organic oil based soaps and shampoos. no more acne. chemicals were stripping oil out of my skin making me overproduce.

>>41215302
good to know. any products in particular that helped?

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>>41208693
I don't have abs though

>tfw been bulking for the past 5 years with no intention to stop soon

>>41208799
>he says on this site

>>41208735
T. fudge puncher

YOU'RE NOT SUPOSSED TO FUCKING LOSE ABS WHILE BULKING

>>41215877
Yeah but you get them covered in fat.

>>41215892

Your abs should be visible at 15%

>>41215404

mein neger

>>41213453
Now i want to play Oblivion

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>>41215920
>mfw my abs are getting visible for the first time in my life
I don't even want very visible abs, just glad I don't have so much fat around them.

>>41213453
Is this what myfarog looks like

>>41209652
stop masturbating

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Fuck you, you niggerfaggot

>>41208693
>
sauce?

>>41216633
Jesus Christ what the fuck is that??