>know guy >is 250 pounds of powerlifter strong fat >big

>>41198368
Grey pill for sure
Imagine how fun it would be to morph into a cat or bird or something

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>>41198368
black pill and become Muad'Dib and rule the universe with an iron fist

>>41198368
grey pill senpai

>>41198654
Same, it's honestly not even close.

>>41198368
black pill and win the fucking lottery 20 times in a row until I can buy a country

>>41198690
>>41198673
>wanting to see your loved one's deaths as well as your own

>>41198368
is there a /fit/ version ofthis

>>41198707
Yes they're something like this

>A
Gain 15 pounds of muscle and gain muscle twice as fast for life

>B
8% bodyfat forever

>C
Get taller and more masculine features

>D
Huge dick and trigger female orgasms at will

>>41198725
As a manlet, C. Those choices don't have downsides though

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green pill

most of the pills would probably end up having negative impacts on your life

>>41198759
Okay

>A
Can never be below 17% bodyfat

>B
You can only lift once a week, and only 3 lifts per workout

>C
Go completely bald

>D
You can never masturbate

>>41198368
What's the ping on redpill?


>>41198725
Either B or D (leaning towards B)

>>41198368
black pill, because i will never lose at gambling and will never have to work again

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>>41198368
Pink Pill

>tfw no gf

>>41198780
Green and gray are the only choices.
Orange and red are dumb
The rest are existentially scary

>>41198368
>yellow pill
>go to casino
>seat at NL holdem table
>know when to fold/bet
>become trillionaire

>>41198781
Or something like

>A
Success, money, women and/or love all come to you with nothing bad happening to you so long as you don't dip over 10% bodyfat, if you do then you suffer an agonizing drawn out death

>B
You find gains come easier to you but you can only workout once per week and it has to be for 10+ hours. If you try lifting any other days or parcelling that workload out, or don't lift that one day for 10 hours you actually lose gains rapidly.

>C
You grow taller and develop 10/10 facial aesthetics but you go bald and any positive personality traits (like a good sense of humor, wittyness, etc.) are nerfed

>D
You meet the love of your life but she'll leave you if you ever fap

>>41198368
Why would you ever not pick the black pill?

Dat insider trading

>>41198837
yeh this is ur second best bet, only thing is it says causes hassle which i dont want i dont even know what it is so yellow pill is just better play like poker at a casino and win a fuckton of money. also more fun that way

>>41198846
>insider trading
>public

>stock trading from your own home
>public

>>41198854
yeh i didnt really get what the last part meant. its good then but id still rather yellow pill just because u could use it for more than just making money ya know. same with black pill i guess but i dont want to constantly see spoilers of my life

>>41198368
Grey pill
>>41198725
B
>>41198781
turn 360 degrees and walk away
>>41198809
A

>>41198368
To answer your question--don't fight him. Size makes a huge difference in fighting ability--even a fat guy can hit hard. Plus, if he has any martial arts training, or a background in wrestling, you will be power fucked. Plus if he has a weapon you will be fucked. Plus if he has friend you will be fucked. Or if someone calls the cops. Just swallow your ego, whatever you're pissed about is not worth the consequences of fighting.

>>41198368
The benefits of green and pink are both included in grey if your smart. Grey is the patrician choice.

>>41198706
If you can see your own death you can avoid it dipshit

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>>41198725
>>41198759
>>41198781
Samefag. At least try to write differently...

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>>41198893
You're a faggot. What if he was in a position to defend himself. It happens, he's smart to be prepared to have to handle a situation. Don't be such a twat.

How does a built manlet defeat a 250lb bearmode? Probably run or have a weapon. Definitely don't get close because if he grabs you you're fucked.

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>>41198935

>>41198368
Pink pill. Love is the meaning of life.

>>41198953
He is smart to run. Anything else puts him at unnecessary risk. The only time I see a fight being necessary is if you are defending another person who can't run. This is not the case, since he is posting about it ahead of time

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>>41198953
so i just have to hope that i have a weapon on me. well shit. what if its a social situation and tries to make me look like a bitch (im just covering all corners i hate to be unprepared). I'm to prideful to just let him get away with that. Would going for his eyes/groin work?

>>41198978

If you use a weapon on an unarmed person, even in defense, you will likely go to jail. You would have to be in a life threatening situation to justify that.

Fuck your pride, fighting someone because you're afraid of looking like a pussy is a shitty reason.

>>41198999
so its just a lose lose. damn.

>>41198368
Yellow. I'd get laid 5 times a day and be a millionaire within a year.

>>41198978
>eyes groin

Abso-fucking-lutely. If you're in a life or death position bite his god damn cock off. You'll have a good story to tell.

If he gives you shit you have to use verbal judo. Its an art form that takes a lot of practice. Its a form of constructed communication that is designed to achieve a goal, unlike natural language which will get you into a fight real quick.

What kind of language would depend on the situation and what you're trying to achieve, but nevertheless you should google verbal judo. You'll get some good stuff.

>>41198690

This or mind reading, everything else is trash

>>41199016
Ur a fuckin rerarded edglord beta orbiter obsessed with my ex and her fucking insane fantasy world
Threads reported. CPS informed. Cops are s arching for you and your crew. Hard. And one approaches me or tried to run game on me again and we gonna have real problems. Ur a fucking delusional stalker who knows nothing about other than what psycho ex girlfriends and roumour Mills from I'm 20 years ago. I'm not a fucking pedo. Never have been. Do us all a favor and fucking aanhero

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>>41199024

>>41198923
A: you can see the future
B: you see your future death
C: you avoid your death
D: therefore what you saw was not the future

A and D contradict each other, meaning you're an idiot.

>>41199065
You're retarded

You see the future as it would be if you did not know anything

Obviously it changes a ton if you know shit

>>41199065
I thought about that for a bit as well. I think that, if it were to be a feasible thing, it would have to show you the results of your actions. So like, you see all of the possible futures and each action that leads to them.

>>41198368
Do krav maga ya dufus.

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>>41199065
Its like in the matrix when neo has a dream that trinity dies so he tells her to stay out of the matrix but that decision is exactly what leads her to die like in her dream so if he didn't act on that premonition she wouldn't have been in that situation fucking paradox's dude.

>>41199117
If that is how the pill works, then it is worse than worthless--it is actually a detrimental thing. You are shown the future, but you are unable to change anything about it.

>>41198368
When outsized/outclassed, go for joints, soft spots, and sensory organs.

>>41199142
>outsized
>go for soft spots and organs

He's talking about fighting him, not giving him a blowjob you faggot.

Is pink not the easiest answer?

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>>41199159

>>41199155
You are mistaken, that anon is correct. A surprise BJ is an excellent way to diffuse a tense gym situation.

>>41199159
Pink would be horrible--the person would only love you because of some fucked up spell. It would feel meaningless.

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>>41199180
Walk up to Scarlet Johanson.
>sup sloot
Excuse me?!??!??
>give me head, lol
>wtf this blowjob sucks because you only love me for my pills.

>>41199209
Sure it sounds good as a free sex pill. Chances are however if you're looking for something meaningful like love it's a dumb pill, you want someone to love you for who you are. Forcing it on goes against the whole point and idea of love.

Secondly, why would you want your fuckbuddy to love you. That sounds awful.

>>41199209
You got a girlish giggle out of me.

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>>41199239
You are a virgin. Yeah that shit sounds good on paper. Its the plot to every Disney movie ever. You need to get your heart stomped on once or twice my friend, it'll set you right real quick.

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I believe Red is the best pill. The other pills have too serious side-effects from a perspective of relationships, society and primarily psychologically.

>>41198809
D the love of my life would never leave me if I fap.

>>41198368
A lot of these aren't great.

Yellow: good
Green: bugs would hit your face
Blue: I wouldn't die in my 30s to be good at a sport.
Orange: Or I could just smoke weed
Red: Phones
Grey: good
Pink: for beta fags
Black: too many ways this could be shit

So really it comes down to
Yellow or Grey. I think Yellow is the most functional in daily life.

>>41198368

green pill, with orange pill in a distant 2nd.

>>41198725

D sounds like fun

>>41198759

down side is you don't get the other 3 options

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>>41198673

>>41198368
Yellow of course - uni and work is then a piece of cake.

Other than that - green, but those conditions makes it redundant (besides - without fortitude to survive speeds and higher atmosphere you're severely set back).

>>41199522
A lot of professional athletes shorten their lifespan for the chance to be the best at what they do, it's not that outlandish

>>41199522
Yellow is bad for a lot of the same reasons that Black is bad. Reading minds will eventually make you very paranoid.

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>>41198654
>>41198687
imagine to have wings thats support you entiery in flight, or a larger dong, or a female body, nice and thicc body.
the perfect body to gloat in or to aim for.
so many posibilities for good feels, experiences and A E S T H E T I C S.

personally i would either become the perfect trap or a futanari to name two (lowkey homo)

Black one of course. Knowing future would make trading too ez. I would get more money than i can use. And tons of money can compensate pretty much any other ability listed, excluding mind reading maybe.

>>41198673
fuck that, i'm going sandworm mode with the grey pill

>>41198368
>be liberal
>would choose red pill
fuck

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Grey pill if it doesn't tear up my clothes every time I shapeshift into a bear.

>>41198368
black pill is miles ahead of everything else. it would make you rich, powerful and everything you dream of.

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>>41198368
>Gray pill
>can shapeshift into anything
>anything
Shapeshift into god and give yourself the rest of the pills oh and also omnipotence and the schmucks who make these shitty games really need to be specific with their limits lmao fampai

Yellow pill can even defeat black pill. The only problem is the 5 times a day limitation, so you'd have to have a good plan before confronting black pill users.

>>41198893
Boxer here


Don't fight him if possible. If you have to fight him then fight dirty.

You'll probably get your ass kicked though, I've learned from experience that size matters. If I'm sparring with a BIG GUY (I'm a 5'7 65kg fighter) I get bullied around. If they hit me and I cover up I'll still lean off balance, if they hit me clean then it hurts. if I try to hit them and they're covering up it doesn't really do as much as it would if they weren't covering.

And if they decide to just lean on me and push me into a corner or something, I can't really do much about it.


Size matters, if you gotta fight on the street then don't fight fair. The best intentions and all the will power in the world can't get blood out of a stone.

>>41198654
I would do shit like go to Rich Piana's gym and morph into a slightly bigger and more handsome version of him and just sort of fuck around a bit.

100% I would go to meet Lee Priest and turn into a slightly shorter and less jacked manlet 1 on 1 and then when other people were around turn into a really tall jacked guy.

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>>41203007
He thinks he's gonna mma a 250lb powerlifter with NRA certification and a concealed carry permit

I'll be sure to order the flowers for your funeral when the security cameras show you were a deadly threat and he puts a bullet in you for acting like a ghetto niglet

At least the boxer has some common sense and not a death wish like OP

>>41202915
god doesn't have a shape, stupid

>>41202915
>thinking God has form
lmaoing at ur theology.

>>41199569
Seiously now, who the fuck are them.

>>41198706
Well, you would see them eventually anyway.

>>41202915
You can only shapeshift into things that exist

>>41198368
Winning against that guy in a fight is stupid barehanded.

Carry a weapon around if you don't want to fucking die

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>>41203087
Who said anything about needing a form or shape? The prompt simply said shifting my shape into anything. "Anything" includes "everything". Technically I according to the prompt I could shapeshift into gravity, or electricity, or (you) or you're waifu because all of those things are examples of anything, which god is.
Lrn2ruleslawyer, faggos.

>>41203130
I don't think you understand the meaning of the word "shapeshift"

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Practice Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. It will give you the ability to use his weight against him. Royce Gracie did shit like this all the time early in his career.

>pic related: two men in a BJJ match

>>41203130
>shape
>the quality of a distinct object or body in having an external surface or outline of specific form or figure

>>41203195
can't see shit. can you remove the black box taking up 50% of the picture so i can better see this martial art or are you guarding some kind of secret?

>>41203171
The first definition of shapeshift on google is "the ability of a being or creature to completely transform its physical form or shape." So, according to the prompt, I can completely transform my physical form or shape, into anything. Anything is any of the examples I've used previously, including god.

>>41203226
you would not shapeshift, you would turn into a concept

it's like "you can lift anything" and going oh I'll just lift time and teleport into the future

>>41203209
Behind the black box shows the form for our raging stallion technique, which we only allow members of our Raging Stallion gym learn.