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this is john. He smokes weed everyday with his friends and drinks a bottle of hennessey a day.
He then has sex with a couple of bitches with thick asses. He then does some pullups on the playground and pushups. Then goes to bed.
He looks like this, how do you explain your appearance?
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>>41188521
Sounds like me but I'm Persian and better looking
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>>41188521
I'm white lmao
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olol fug nigga
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>>41188521
I have a beautiful face instead so that's ok.
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>>41188521
He eats less calories than me, is more active and less sedentary than me, and has been training for ten years longer.
He eats meals of fish, chicken, or other lean meat, veggies and rice. I eat too much and mostly crap like pizza, cheetos, and tendies.
When he's not riding around shotting weed or coke he's playing basketball with his bros, dancing in clubs, or fucking the shit out of white bitches. I jack off to asian trap porn in between shitposting on a chinese cartoon forum and defending the white race on /pol/.
He'll go and hit upper body to failure for a couple hours at least 4 to 5 times a week, maybe some sprints occasionally for legs & lower body and the high intensity cardio like jumping. I'm scared to do low volume barbell training of only squat, bench, and deadlift for anything more than an hour 2 to 3 times a week because I think it's over training.
He's trained and lived this way since puberty. I'm a full adult who only started training last year after near suicide attempts and discovering MGTOW, the alt-right, and /fit/ after realising I'll never be an anime character and LoL skills don't get me a girlfriend.
Of course I'll still put this down to nigger genetics and go back to crying about Jewish people being why I'm a virgin on /pol/ and The_Donald.
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You can afford roids when you don't have a mortgage or car payments lul
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>>41188521
What kind of cuck fantasies are you conjuring up again?
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>>41188521
He's on steroids, and I have a better face anyway.
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>>41188765
this post is accurate except
> le ebin right-wingers are autistic virgins maymay
faggot
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>>41188765
lmao shoo shoo fag you're never gonna make it
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>>41188846
Rightards should just be ground up and used to fertilize real people food.
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>>41188765
Poetry 10/10
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>>41188521
He's a hypothetical character you made
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>>41189100
Because only right wingers count as real people?
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>>41188525
> Persian
> better looking
pick one
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>>41188780
Roids really aren't all that expensive
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Every swole black dude at the gym lifts big weights in compound movements.
The guys who just dick around with assistance/machine exercises look like shit.
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>>41188765
My first girlfriend actually started dating me because I was good at LoL, but then she ended up cheating on me because she was a cunt so
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>>41188765
>Nice post
>Ruin it with autistic screeching about pol
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>>41188765
Source on that pic? Is it a shoop or actually from a video?
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