How do you meatheads excuse the fact these kids could drop you

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>>41187568

>>41187568
Most people in civilized countries live their entire natural lives without getting into even a single physical altercation

>>41187589

Most civilized people get through the entire life without ever mattering and dying having achieved nothing.

No amount of kids karate training is going to matter against an adult 6 foot 210 pound male you fucking sperg, this better be shitposting.

I would beat the living shit out of those kids not even joking they are no match for me I have never lost a fight to a child as an adult and I never will

>>41187601

>Can't even tell the difference between karate and judo.

Your fatass can't overcome superior technique

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6qxHARgZFgo

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>>41187598
Don't cut yourself on the edge kid
>don't you have to be over 18 to post here

>>41187608

You do that often?

>>41187660
Nah man I don't wanna get in trouble and go to jail or some shit or get scratched by their stubby little diseased fingernails and get an infection fighting children is a waste of time but if it happened I would crush them

>>41187621
> roughly same size and weight
> black belt is trained for years to do that excact technique

it's like a challenge to decapitate a donkey, one with a throwing knife, the other with a sharpened claymore.

>>41187568
I don't pick fights with kids I can't beat in a fair fight. So I need to kids in wheelchairs or amputees

>>41187568
>martial arts
>meat heads
Fucking kek is this you? >>41184175

Kys my man.

>>41187568
Why would I need to fight, am I a cave man?

>>41187712

Never know man.

>>41187712
What are you going to do in the upcoming race war(s)?

>>41187800
Idk, play video games until the retards all killed eachother?

>>41187568
>front raise child at arm's length

Can't use my weight against me if you can't reach me or the ground, you tiny nigger.

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>>41187800
what are you gonna do in the RIIICEEE WOOOARRS nigga? trip on your fat?

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>>41187568
>Boxingfag + Armyfag
If the kid wins I'll be humiliated.

If I win then the kid will have a hole where his face used to be and I'm going to jail for 30 years.

>mfw The best course of action is to run away.

>>41187777
Checl

mark coleman said that strength is a skill

>>41187568
I would punch both fags to death
I have the brown belt in yoga

>>41187568
Why would I be doing the fighting?
That is what I built Rock for.

https://youtu.be/3ufVQIUEiYc

>tfw 4/3/2/1 stats
>routinely lose to 14 year old Japanese kids at Judo

strength is not everything.

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>>41187568
Practicing martial arts when you dont compete is literally the biggest waste of time there is.

>Guy wants to rob you in alley
>"Oh boi, now I can finally use my years of practice."
>Pulls out knife
>Ded


>Guy wants to rob you in alley
>"Oh boi, now I can finally use my years of practice."
>Pulls out gun
>Ded


>Guy wants to rob you in alley
>"Oh boi, now I can finally use my years of practice."
>Throws high kick
>Miss
>Get fucked


>Guy wants to rob you in alley
>"Oh boi, now I can finally use my years of practice."
>Robbers friends show up
>Get fuck stomped

>
>Guy wants to rob you in alley
>"Oh boi, now I can finally use my years of practice."
>pulls out dildo
>Gets mauled


>Guy wants to rob you in alley
>"Oh boi, now I can finally use my years of practice."
>Robber lifts more than 4pl8
>Get destroyed


>Guy wants to rob you in alley
>"Oh boi, now I can finally use my years of practice."
>Be manlet
>Get fucked


>Guy wants to rob you in alley
>"Oh boi, now I can finally use my years of practice."
>Robber turns out to be a trap
>Fall for her charms and suck the dickie


>Guy wants to rob you in alley
>"Oh boi, now I can finally use my years of practice."
>Yakuza
>Wake up with your dick in a cheese grinder


>Guy wants to rob you in alley
>"Oh boi, now I can finally use my years of practice."
>Itallian mafia
>Wake up with your balls mashed for tonights spagethi


>Guy wants to rob you in alley
>"Oh boi, now I can finally use my years of practice."
>Robber throws pigeon
>Get kaw kawed


You fucktards

>>41188723
Stfu

>>41188723
>Guy shows up in alleyway
>Guy has knife
>I also have knife + compete in boxing
>Both of us get stabbed to all fuck
>Both arrested because New Zealand
>But at least I won and got to keep my $50

In the US:
>Guy shows up in alleyway
>Guy has knife
>Shoot guy
>Spend weeks in court
>Thousand dollar lawyer fee
>Get to keep my $50 and got to shoot a man

>>41188768
>Knife fight
>Boxing

Boxing wont help you anon

>>41187568
A kid should not have a yellow belt. McDojo shit is the worst.

>>41188768
Why would you go to court in an obvious self-defense case.

>>41188785
Former army fag, learnt basic knife stuff but I'm more comfortable trying to get the blade out of his hand then boxing him to ever loving shit.

>>41188805
Isn't yellow the next one up from white? Also what is this?

>>41188830
push kick first. dont miss or you die.

>>41187589
no one achieves anything in the scope of the universe, we're basically micro organisms hurtling through empty space and matter.

People should just focus on themselves, not the people around them.

>>41188830
Thats how you get stabbed

>Knife

Running is your best option

>>41188806

How is it obvious if there are not witnesses?

>>41187568
I would straight up uppercut that little asshole so hard in the jaw he'd lose all his baby teeth. No fucking way would I lose a fight to someone under the age of 16. I'll fucking crush that dickheads skull and maybe even rip his dick off. He will be left for dead.

I will not lose a fight to a child. No fucking way.

Fuck that.

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>>41188723
This is pasta. But this isn't good pasta because the best one isn't among those:

>Guy wants to rob you in alley
>"Oh boi, now I can finally use my years of practice."
>Robber is a trap
>Succumb to sexual urges and suck the dickie

>>41188684
How the fuck can you ohp 4pl8 but squat only 1pl8. Did you just do the exact opposite of starting strength?

>>41188888
Because what other reason can a normal person have for shooting someone in an alley that's known for robberies? If the other person tried to rob you, they've probably done shit like this in the past and have a record. That should be sufficient evidence.

>>41187568
I vaguely remember a Seinfeld episode where Kramer takes karate with a bunch of kids

>>41187622
He might sound edge but he's not wrong. People content with mediocrity, if not downright laziness are everywhere