>Coworker comes into office and asks what I'm up to >Comes

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>>41155250
Screenshot of screen so you guys will know what I'm talking about.

Learn to 4chan at work nigga.

>Have a work related window open
>open 4 chan in a slightly smaller window, so you can see the top of the work window
>if someone comes into your office, simply move your mouse to the top of the screen and click

It's not that hard, faggot.

>Doing ANYTHING but work related tasks on company property

Use your phone dumbass have fun when HR prints your shit out during your next promotional interview

>>41155313
>Implying anyone a work ebsides me has the technical know how to do anythign about it
>Implying I'm not technically the "sys admin" at my job
>Implications.

I think I'll be fine. It's a small company of like 12 people and none of them, save for one 30 yo guy, is below the age of 40.

>>41155313
This is so easy to get around it's not even funny. My work blocks everything. All I do to get around it is:

>Have logmein/teamviewer/something similar on home PC
>Log into home PC from work
>IT just sees the encapsulated traffic while you're looking at porn and 4chan all day.

lrn2tech

I just phonepost at work.

>>41155378
>Implying you're a 1337 "sysadmin" anonymoose hacker navy seal
>Can't hide a fucking browser window

Keep being snide, faggot.

>>41155432
>Implying I'm being snide when really I'm just doing a meme
>Implying I actually know what I'm doing at this job and not just riding the gravy train so I can keep paying for my gym membership

Come on man.

>>41155455
>Implying I actually know what I'm doing at this job
How did you get the job? What exactly do you do?

>>41155509
>How did you get the job
Graduated college, wandered around looking for work before my dad talked to a guy he knew/ Guy said company needed a tech guy, and like a dad usually does, says "Hey my son knows tech stuff!" a month later I have the job

>What exactly do you do?
Literally anything tech-worthy falls on me. And since it's a company consisting mostly of old people, it's usually old people tech problems.

"This popup box just appeared! What do I do?"
me: clicks the OK button
"OMG you're a genius anon!"

It's comfy but it makes me want to die.

>>41155383
this

or just use a vpn

>>41155590
What do you do if there's like an actual networking issue?

>>41155610
Panic

>>41155598
Depends on how good their tracking software is. I was the previous IT Director at this company, so simply using a VPN would not have worked. logmein works great though, and I watch no video porn anymore, just pictures, which has improved my sex life.

>>41155590
Damn comfy job it appears...

I used to work as a receptionist at a public library. Literally spent my days smoking joints, talking with knowledgeable old folks and reading... /fit/ and misc threads.

>>41155711
>I watch no video porn anymore, just pictures

It never lasts...

Ever heard of alt + tab, anon?

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>>41155590
Why does it make you want to die? That sounds fucking fantastic. Like the greatest job ever to exist. Fuck working dude.

>>41155711
i wouldn't watch porn at work

that's another new level of addiction