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Do you ever tell people in the gym, who smell fucking awful,

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Do you ever tell people in the gym, who smell fucking awful, that they smell fucking awful? You don't have to be an asshole about it, just subtly make them aware.

They're ruining it for everyone.
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>he doesn't shower between reps
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I didn't think you'd notice.
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Guys, what's your exit strategy if op pic happens? I don't want to be elsa'ed.
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>>41153738
Close your eyes and pretend you're sucking on a deflated ballsack.

No homo.
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>>41153738
Turn 360 degrees and walk away
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>>41153669
wtf am i supposed to see in that pic?
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>>41153738
>elsa'ed
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>>41153738
Just be glad you're seeing a vagina in person for the first time?
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>>41153669
You could do what Dave Tate/Louie simmons did and spray the fucker down with deodorant once or twice
This may get you kicked out of a commercial gym though
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>>41153790
Mad roastie
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>>41153770
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>>41153790
You smell a little toastie tbqh
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>>41153669
I'm eating, you faggot.
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>tfw yet to hit a roastie
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>>41153790
>still thinking that vaginas are luxury commodities

Stupid roastie.
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>>41153766
Oh my god, you're fucking stupid.
360 degrees keeps facing the same direction.
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>>41154081
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>>41153669
I usually just fart so that my stink overcomes their stink. I can withstand my own stink.
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>>41153790
roasties like you are the reason why i love going down on my gf
>puffy vulva
>perfect innie
I could spend hours doing oral on her, she has such a high hygiene too.
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>>41154081
Hello newcunt
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>>41154226
Nonce
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>>41153738
Start giggling like a woman who's just seen a micropenis, she'll get the message and leave.
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>>41154081
(you)
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>>41154268
kek
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>>41153754
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>>41154267
What do you do when your johnson is like a spring loaded blade? When im not hard my dick can literally shrink to 3cm but when im hard it goes up to 17cm. What am i supposed to say?
>just wait a bit and it'll grow more than 5 times!
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>>41154295
I mean, if she's undressing and my dude hasn't already awoken, I'm probably not in the mood to begin with and shouldn't have taken it that far.
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>>41154295
Foreplay and lots of rubbing. That usually gets me hard. There's a reason why those retarded sex guides on sites for women say lots of foreplay, she'll get wet, you'll get hard. No pain or embarassment for both sides.
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>>41154081
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>>41153805
>>41153828
>>41153989
>>41154226
I'm actually just a dude that has seen the full spectrum of vaginas and isn't hung up on dumb shit. Cool story though.
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>>41154388
t. roastie pretending to be a guy

May as well start working at Arby's
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>>41153989
>luxury
>commodity
Those terms are antonyms buddy.
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>>41154388
>y-yeah i-im just a g-guy
Use your meat wings to fly away.
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>>41153738
Giggle, start farting uncontrollably, and tell her "Hey!, looking at your cunt reminds me that I have not had a Harvey's roast-beef sandwich in a while".

She will leave and you can can play Fallout 4 all night long!
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>>41153738

skip eating her out and go straight into plunging the clunge
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>>41154404
>Commodity
>a useful or valuable thing, such as water or time

>luxury
>the state of great comfort and extravagant living

You tried.
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>>41154388
great damage control, now let me wear your vagina flaps as earmuffs
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>>41154399
>>41154411
>furious virgin same fagging
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>>41154438
>if you don't want a walking roast beef sandwich then you're a virgin

Proving you're a roastie with every post.
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>>41154438
I love how women think that calling somebody virgin is an inslut. You're just prooving that women are nothnig more but fuck toys.
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>>41154436
i honestly cannot tell if these are edited or not any more
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>>41154131
>>41154251
>>41154268
>>41154361
you were metamemed. it's recursive. EVEN THAT REPLY IS A RUSE
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>>41154468
they are all legit
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>>41153738
Give her the ol' lickaroo
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>>41154486
Oh, I had no idea.
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>>41153738
fuck her right in the pussy
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>>41154506
Need whatever kind of gf this is
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>>41154226
Y'all are fucking retarded if you think meat flaps are anything but genetic
>1 different dick a week makes you stretch out more than the same dick 3-5 times a week

Jesus this board is just embarrassing nowadays.
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>>41154506
She can poop on her own face
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>>41154523
Wanna know how I know you're a girl?
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>>41154462
>he's not embarrassed that he's still a virgin
ooookkkk m8
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>two hours of cardio
>the smelliest person in the gym by far
>can literally smell her vaginal sweat

I don't actually know what the solution is to this. Tell people not to do cardio?
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>>41154543
Fuck off whore, let me ask you a question. Do you REALLY think that ALL dicks are same? Exactly they're not. You're using typical argument whores are using. If you're taking dicks of different shapes and sizes then yes your cunt will get stretch. Jesus are you whores not capable of logical thinking?
>>41154562
Keep guessing im that guy with innie gf from >>41154226
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I'll just say this, while you'll have no problem finding a 20 something year old with a roast beef pussy, you'll be hard pressed to find a 13 year old who doesn't have a smooth aesthetic pussy.

Muh genetics indeed.
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>>41154628
>b-b-but women are like butterflies!
>when they grow up they wagina wings sprout! it-it's like puberty!
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>sexing with old f2f who had 1 partner before me
>barely moving at all
>only noise she's making is painful whimpers and telling me to not go so deep
>got angry and shut it down when I spanked her one time

>sex with current gf
>"couldn't even ball park how many guys I've been with desu" - gf
>vagina still very tight
>I hurt her when I go deep
>but she's accustomed to it and can take the bit of pain while I thrust with no regard
>spank her uncontrollably with great force to her pleasure
>call her my little princess while I'm choking her to the brink on unconsciousness
>have received noise complaint from neighbor about her screams on occasion

Virgin girls are boring
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>>41154652
>"couldn't even ball park how many guys I've been with desu" - gf

Enjoy your herpes.
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>>41153738
Elsa'ed?
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>>41154543
I'm not a roastie, just a guy who's constantly embarrassed by the permavirgins on this board. I wish we could purge all the incels and keep this place Chad-only.

You have literally no idea what you're talking about. Yes dicks come in different shapes and sizes, but again, constant sex in an LTR with a big dick would be worse than lots of a sex with randos (who on average would have smaller dicks, and they'd be having sex less often). Of course none of that matters since HAVING SEX WITH BIGGER DICKS DOESN'T PERMANENTLY STRETCH YOU OUT.

Meat flaps are literally just genetics, the only people who don't know that are dweeby permavirgins like you who haven't seen enough vaginas. My current FWB has had a ton of sex, used to be a sugar baby, and has had a kid, but her pussy is still tight, innie, and gorgeous.

Seriously though, before I waste more of my time talking to you:
1) How old are you?
2) How many vaginas have you seen in person?

>>41154562
That was me again lol, just making fun of you. Being a virgin is nothing to be proud of, it's just a reminder that you're undesirable. (((Saving yourself))) is just your own way of coping with your flaws, and if you ever have sex you'll realize it's nothing worth putting on a pedestal.

P.S. Make sure you don't mention you're a virgin if you ever do lose it.
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>>41154652
>Virgin girls are boring
That's right leave them, i'll gladly take virgin and turn her into my personal whore while you'll be using public whores.
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I though /fit/ reads Marcus Aeurillius?
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>>41154579
Oh, missed the second part where you say you have the innie gf.

Okay? So you're not a virgin and you're still this stupid? Congrats I guess.>>41154700
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>>41154700
>Meat flaps are literally just genetics
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>>41154730
Ah I'm a retard. Thanks anon
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>>41154486
You just got megametamemed, son. EVEN THAT REPLY TO THAT REPLY IS A RUSE.
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>>41154700
>genetics
>hope solo exists

>the city of (you)
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>>41154745
I don't even know why I'm wasting my time on this gay bodybuilding forum, but it's true. Some girls just got unlucky and have shitty labia minora insertions.

I've had sex with 30+ women, and flappiness has absolutely no correlation with sluttiness, nor would it make any sense anatomically. Does your dick shrink from having too much sex and being pressed by vaginal walls?

Guess I shouldn't be surprised you fuckers failed sex ed, given the current state of the education system, but it's disappointing nonetheless.
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I have never seen a roastie pussy with all the girls I've been with.

Granted though a lot were chubby and fat seems to bulk out the vag.
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>>41154543
Calling out Robots and poltards who think vaginas grow with use is one thing. Pretending that anyone who doesn't like the look of Meat flaps is another. Not liking small dicks is cool, not liking ugly vaginas is a social issue.
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>>41154702
You won't though
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>>41154777
>I've had sex with 30+ women
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>>41154794
I'm not sure what you're saying desu. I don't like the look of meatflaps (or super flat frumpy innies either desu, had an ex like that and it was a big turnoff), I'm just saying that vagina appearance is due to genetics. It's only insecure neckbeards who think Chad Thundercock is permanently stretching out their oneitis, and those people have plenty of real issues they should be anxious over instead.
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Alright, first, you are 100% a chick with emotional outbursts like this.
Second, saving yourself is only considered a coping mechanism now. How many dicks you've caught shouldn't be a measure of self worth. Liberals seem to understand this in one direction, but not the other.

Third, people are allowed to not like all vaginas. Fuck off with this idea that if you aren't wildly aroused by all floor dragging beef curtains then you're a virgin.
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>>41153669
lol op sabotaged his own thread

>>41154711
this is the correct response
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>>41154835
Check my trips, did you forget this was the Chad board?
>ywn have anal sex with a petite latina while she begs for Daddy to give it to her harder
>ywn look your roommate smugly in the eyes while walking her out of the apartment and it's obvious he heard every moan
feelsbrettygoodman
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>>41154907
>that post whole post
Fantasies=/=reality friendo
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>>41154468
same anon, thought I was the only one.
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>>41154857
Give me my fucking (You) if you're gonna respond to me

First, I'm honestly not a chick lol, just trying to correct the record on this fake news. Stop living in an echo chamber, outside of your basement you'll run into people who disagree with you. You should learn to engage with them, calling people shills in real life comes off as awkward.

Second, I'm just being a dick here, sorry to any real virgins who were offended. Saving yourself really is a waste though, don't put sex on a pedestal, you'll just regret all the fun you missed out on when you finally do lose it.

Third, as I said in another comment, I don't actually like meat flaps. I think they're U N A E S T H E T I C as fuck, and I've been told I have a really pretty cock by more than a few girls (not even kidding lol) so I wouldn't settle for that.

I'm just sick of this "muh stretched vagina" meme on the internet. It retardedly not true and makes you look like an insecure virgin. If you're not an incel, stop acting like one.
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>>41154547
Its not THAT impressive if you think about it
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>>41154949
>that pic
Fuck there are more?
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>>41154922
Nice coping friendo, but some of us do have satisfying sex lives. She's coming over tonight too, but her period's over so there won't be any anal. She gives incredible head too.

Tbh, sleeping with her has made me realize how retarded the whole TRP AWALT thing is. If anyone's emotionally manipulative in this "relationship" it's me. She's like falling in love with me but I'm just in it for the sex, I'm definitely gonna regret this whenever it ends, and she's probably gonna go psycho on me for at least a week :/ Being Chad has it's downsides
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>>41154974
>Saving yourself really is a waste though
With all due respect i disagree here.
The more partners, less stable marriage etc.
> you'll just regret all the fun you missed out on when you finally do lose it.
Again disagree,
"fun", im gonna sound like fedora but for me sex without emotional connection is worthless, literally might as well by onahole.
I blame diesny movie movie for that but my sexual fantasy is to find a gilr (who is a virgin) and lose my vcard to her. I know sex would be bad but that's not the point, the idea that we'd slowly get better at it while at the same time falling in love more and more makes me happy. It's cheesy but that's my dream. Which will never happen sadly becasue of today's culture etc.
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>>41155023

not the guy ur replying too but fuck are you ever delusional
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>>41155023
>She's coming over tonight too, but her period's over so there won't be any anal. She gives incredible head too.
> :/ Being Chad has it's downsides
lmao, you're not fooling anybody, no Chad writes like that, you're using lies trying to prove your point so you're not gonna sound like feodra tier autist.
pro tip: you already do sound like one
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>>41154399
I didn't know that menu items were "working".
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>>41154700
This, one of my exes had a huge roastie and she was a virgin. It's just genetics
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>>41155000
holy digits. I'll dump all I have now
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>>41155000
checkem
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>>41155083
To be completely honest, I'm not too concerned about your opinions.

If you think I'm delusional about meat flaps, you're retarded, do some research and stop thinking with your insecurities.

If you think I'm delusional for the TRP comment, I just feel bad for you. Get out of that ideology while you can, it's retarded and soul-draining.
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>>41155000
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>>41155137
dumping 1 pic? o.o
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>>41155093
Nah, I'm just hungover. I realize I'm writing with a cringy, retarded style right now, but idc I'm just having fun on here before I get out of bed.

She literally does call me Daddy when we fuck too, it's pretty incredible tbqwyf. She's also the only person I've done anal with if I'm being honest, but I think anal is also pretty overrated now that I've done it a few times. It's hot mentally, but the tightness is mostly at the sphincter and you don't get that vaginal wall feeling against the head of your cock.
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shit forgot
>>41155253
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>>41155255
>Nah, I'm just hungover.
See, there it is again. You've been called out on your bs and you're trying to compensate.
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>>41155279
kek
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>>41155297
where are they from
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>>41155279
Kekerino
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>>41155331
nice, didnt have that one
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>>41155347
thanks, I love those
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what is going on in this thread
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>>41155371
Bird Law has taken over
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>>41155283
But I'm not compensating? I'm just explaining why I sound so dumb. I guess I shouldn't care what you think though, everything I've said is true whether or not you believe it, and I'm the one who's gonna be balls deep tonight.

If you still wanna believe your meat flap myth be my guest, but be prepared to look like a dumb virgin if you bring it up in public.

I'm out, dunno why I wasted all this time, I should really get outta bed.
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>>41154399
>May as well start working at Arby's
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>>41155371
It's gone to the birds.
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>>41155401
pics or it didn't happen.
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>>41154503
kek'd
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>>41155401
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>>41155394
>>41155364
>>41155347
>>41155340
>>41155331
>>41155319
>>41155297
>>41155279
>>41155149
>>41155137
>>41155000
These are great, from where are they?
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>>41155394
we birds now
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>>41155319
>>41155465
https://www.amazon.com/Mincing-Mockingbird-Guide-Troubled-Birds/dp/039917091X
think they are from this book
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>>41155401
Let me explain how can we see through your bullshit.
First you say some utterly ridiciolous things such us
>i've slept with 30+ women
Even toppest of Chads that don't venture outside FB, twitter and instagram don't fuck this many women
Then when we called you out on your bs you added even more ridioculous shit with that >>41154907
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>>41155023
You litteraly started saying even more bullshit so you wouldn't look like a retard
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>>41155496
thanks so much anon.
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>>41154388
This is either some excellent reverse bait or a woman.
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>>41155528
>Even toppest of Chads that don't venture outside FB, twitter and instagram don't fuck this many women
Lol, sorry man but that's just not true. I've probably fucked the fewest girls in my friend group, got a buddy who's close to 100. I'm 25, lost my virginity at 18, and have had sex with 4-6 girls a year, is that really unbelievable to you? I'm not claiming they're all 8/10 or anything.

>>41154907
This is actually a true story, but I'm being a dick by telling it, sorry don't know what got into me. My roommates for sure hate me right now lol, I can hear it when one of them drops a pen, but I've been boning this chick like twice a week in my room and she is not quiet.
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Help me /fit/

Every time I get into bed for the first time with a new girl I lose my boner. It's killing my confidence, even though I know my dong is plenty big and I can fuck like an animal once I get over the initial nerves, but it's happened 5 times where I'm ready to go then my erection shrivels up and dies and it feels like shit. What am I doing wrong?
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>>41155707
Does she get really inscure when she can't make you rock hard?
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>>41153669
i might start doing so, after all the more weights i lift and the more i need a feel to be an asshole coz of high testosterone and coz theyre not even half the man i am
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>>41155496
I've found some more but in small res, anybody has bigger ones?
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>>41154388
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You guys ruined my thread.
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>>41155528
>He thinks 30+ women is much
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>>41154081
You showed him newfriend!
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>>41155496
I honestly thought these were randomly generated on some website
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>>41154081
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>>41155707
Stop trying to fuck girls when you barely know them, learn to be comfortable with them first.
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>>41154081
Well baited, sir!
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>>41154711
>I can't hack it in the real world so I will pretend a 2000 year old """"""philosopher""'"""""" who is dumber than 98% of every modern person in the 1st or 2nd world
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>>41157809
>living in world with computar maek smort
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>>41153738
>there is no escape, and that's for sure
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>>41154515
That's 100% an ass.
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>>41155528

> Even toppest of Chads that don't venture outside FB, twitter and instagram don't fuck this many women

Absolute bullshit. There were like 5 chads in my fraternity who smashed way more than that.
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>>41153738
Stick your dick in it, dont be a fucking pussy.
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>>41153686
kek
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>>41159797
but then you would be fucking pussy, wouldnt you?

:thinking:
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>>41158353
are you sure?
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>>41154493
best one kek
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>>41154295
just scream "and this is to go beyond" she'll get the message
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>>41158353
i doubt it
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>>41155401
Holy shit you are a pathetic autist
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>>41155528
>>41155685
>>41159404

This. Im at low 20s and im 25 years old. I have a legitimate +8/10 friend who bangs 3-4 girls every week on tinder and has been doing that for over a year now. `
Another is maybe at 35 but only fucks top tier girls, he could easily fuck 100s of women if he cared about numbers. At a certain level of attractiveness, you just can sleep with that many women.
A Chad friend of mine told me a guy from his team banged 4 girls in one day. Apparently it was an organizational nightmare, but he got it done. First one in the morning, met 2nd he already fucked before in the afternoon, leave earlier to shower, have date in the evening, leave at night for a party and hook up with a check. 4 girls in a night.
Girl I know is a flight attendant, all of the flight attendants stay in hotels when they travel. One guy there was hot enough to have three girls independent from each other knock at his door one night. 3 girls in 12 hours or so.
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>>41154081

I find it impossible to believe that this isn't a counter-troll.
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So just to confirm: it's completely /fit/ approved to reject and laugh at a guy for his dick size, right?
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>>41155528

Any guy over 30 can plausibly claim to have fucked over 30 women. Two one-night-stands per year, which is hardly remarkable, would pull it off (assuming that you been fucking since grade 11, which is what every chad does). The only thing that would limit the numbers would be if 1) Chad was seeing someone exclusively long term and 2) he remained faithful. Those constraints aside, fucking 30 or more girls by age 30 is easy.
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>>41154081
>he doesn't moonwalk
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>>41154730
I stil dont get it desu
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>>41155707
>girl
Found your problem bro
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>>41154547
>he doesnt do faceshits
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>>41154486
>i was only pretending to be retarded
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>>41153738
No woman's vagina actually looks like this you pretentious little virgin. If it did, the rest of her appearance would be equally unhygienic and diseased.

You're seconds away from getting sex and then..
>oh um sorry, I don't do big labia because I'm a closet homosexual who does sets in front of a mirror and spends more time looking at other men's bodies than woman's, while obsessing over my muscles that hide my extreme insecurities.
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>>41163809
>this mad because someone is honest
vaglet
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>>41163809
Ive been very lucky with vaginas in my life. The worst was really, utterly flappy and disgusting. As roastie as it gets. Nobody wants to go down on that shit. I'll fuck her when we hook up but im not going into a relationship if parts of her appall and disgust me to no end.
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>>41154571
>not enjoying the stank
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>>41163809
Stop being so insecure and do labia surgery.
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>>41154700
I agree about the flaps, but having sex with big dicks stretches out the vagina. Permanently to some degree. Actually for girls with syndromes where the vagina is not fully developed a part of the treatment is to use dilators daily slowly progressing to a larger size until a 'vaginal' cavity has formed enough to allow them to have normal intercourse. Same with people who are into extreme fetishes, you think they just suddenly are able to take giant fucking dildos inside? No, the tissue slowly stretches out over time. A part can retract again but it will never be the same it was. Of course there is a genetic variation in the starting point of the size of a vagina as well, so some girls are just not that tight even as a virgin.
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>>41164208
>Wanting to expand a tight vagina via treatment

Everything for Jamal I suppose
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>>41164098
IS THIS REAL?!

NEED INFORMATION NOW

IS MISSIONARY THE BEST POSITION?

also on a more seriously note, ladies this is why you should arch your back when in doggy.
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>>41164241
Its true that posterior and anterior fornix exist, they are just the areas around the cervix. However for a penis it won't feel much different the tissue is the same. Anyway for 30% of white and 90% of asian females the uterus is tilted posteriorly (so oposite of this picture) making it pretty much irrelevant anyway.
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>>41153669
It's a gym. People sweat. Sweat stinks. Just get a home gym or move to a different part of the building
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>>41164388
Just wash your clothes.
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>>41154416
what a fucking manchild
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85/ month for the gym. Very few niggers
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>>41163809
>>oh um sorry, I don't do big labia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-ZmJuQqT9Q
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>>41154579
I just love listening to N I C E G U Y S lose their fucking minds on the internet. There is really nothing finer in life than having your preworkout coffee, in the car on a nice day, listening to someone extol the virtues of their own miserable stupidity
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>>41164208
Vags expand and contract, similar to assholes. That's why every dump is a new and interesting experience. Also Girls vag's are designed to do exactly that, for childbirth.

If your asshole was too small to shit properly, some nice doctor would probably help you stretch your shitter out too.

And yea, vag flaps are genetic. There's really not a lot of force on them that would cause them to scar and visibly deteriorate from having sex. Wiping down when you piss happens like 5 times a day and is more friction in that area than sex.
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>>41154652
sickening
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