why are there so many threads about height and people wanting

>>41139396

Because people are naturally lazy. It's an inherent behaviour of any natural human bean to want to alleviate responsibility and effort.

A funny kind of irony for a people who supposedly put in effort and take responsibility for their own muscles.

i'm 6'3 and until i visited /fit/ i never realised how advantaged I am to be taller than average

>>41139396
because people who work out are on average shorter than average, so you will find a higher statistical probability of people wanting to be taller here.

at 6' i am to my liking ideal height. shorter and i wouldnt be a bit big anymore, but taller more than 2 inches would start being far too inconvenient

about 6 is a sweet spot and im already too big in the shoulders for sitting comfortably next to a non-midget in busses, airplanes, trains, kitchen counters are also too short for me already, so ye 6'8 doesnt sound too fun, but id rather have that that than be 8 inches shorter than i am now x)

>>41139396
>that ass
>the socks
>that position
>nigga I'm bout 2 bust a nut

I'm 5'10 and I'm objectively short. I live in France which isn't really known for tall people, and I'l one of the shortest dudes at my gym.

What's even worse is that I'm skinny and look young, I legit look like a highschooler who got lost there even though I'm 22.

>>41139518
>5'10 and I'm objectively short

I'm 5'4"

You aren't short.

>>41139495
it's too much. complete bare legs (middle girl) is super hot too

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Is everything super tiny at 6'8?

Does everyone constantly comment on it too?

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>>41139591
faggot i'm 6'5" behold me gains you lanklet

>>41139591
my mate is 6ft7 and gets a lot of aggro in clubs and stuff. if some guy is out looking for a fight that night then they always start on my mate for some reason. See him as a challenge, I dunno. He doesnt even lift.

>>41139628
used to be like that for me but when I turned into giganigga it was just laughs from afar, remember 3 dudes walking taking up sidewalk one bumped into me and i told him to watch it he said "what did you say to me" just started taking off my bookbag, he looked at his friends, looked me up and down and then said sorry...

another time I was in a singlet after lunch walking with friend and saw a group of urban youths begins me giggling and taking vid of me, so I waited till I got to bridge and just turned around and stood in the middle of the bridge taking up fucking half of it and as they walked by, fucking silence and no eye contactaru

lel

>>41139652
haha too funny. People are weird (and stupid).

Sometimes when Im with my mate people will shout from their cars too. Shit like "it's bigfoot!" or whatever.

As a manlet i'd like to apologise on behalf of all the other insecure manlets who have given you shit just because they feel like they have something to prove.

>>41139652
but in reality you're just a gigga nigga who faps to anime girls

>>41139683
meh, i like manlets, most are humble af, but when your as tall as me even 6' tall dudes can see like they are insecure from height, the worst part of being as big as me is that when I just want to walk around unnoticed I can't need a fucking hoodie and sunglasses like i'm actually a celebrity, as far as the negative people it happens to everybody, just the more that notice you inevitably the more negative people that come with it, but it does piss me off all the people that feel the need to out alpha you, either way it isn;t just people shorter than me i'm so big muscle wise i've had guys taller than me before try to out alpha me, lol

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>>41139694
tehe don't tell any1 anon

>tfw nerd but so chad can pull popular girl pussi

>>41139716
do you actually though no jokes side, I won't judge I swear. I'm just a bit horny 4 u yes homo

I'm 6'3 and more often than not I forget I'm "tall"

I'm 170cm and it's fine. Most men are around 180 here, so my height is barely noticeable, if i'm not standing next to someone.
It's actually better to be a manlet: it makes you look more compact and it's easier to fit into small places.

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>>41139724
u will never kno

:^)

>>41139831
also
>tfw I actually made a girls eyes roll into the back of her head exactly like that and it happened to be after I had choked her out like a minute ago and I had to slap her and ask her if she was okay because I didn't know that it's a good thing for that to happen

desu

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>>41139844
Thanks now I can't sleep

I'm 5'11" and content with my height, I'd love 2 more inches but it wouldn't change my life.

Once you hit 30 things just start to rapidly decline in so many ways and so quickly. I'm 37 and honestly it feels like a week ago I was dreading being 30. Time went so quick.

I feel so worn out, you know? Like a sponge you use to wash the dishes, grimy, moldy, holes here and there. Nothing works right. Nothing works the same. I look at pictures I used to jerk off to and I feel practically nothing. I don't feel like I'm dying, but I feel like I'm living less and less with every passing day. I ache. My bones ache from the inside out. My joints make noises. I don't digest things properly anymore. I feel like I'm closer to the old man in a nursing home coughing up his liver and hoping for death to take him in his sleep than the young teenager I once was, full of life and hope and brimming with energy.

I cry when no one is looking. I sob and sob with no real thoughts running through my head, just an overwhelming sense of guilt and sadness. I avoid mirrors now. I can't bear watching my tired old face look back at me with dead eyes peering at every crevice, every wrinkle that grows deeper every week. So tired. So old.

40 is just around the corner and unlike 30 I don't dread it. In my 20's that aging process was still an unknown, still a mystery to me. But now I know. I'm halfway through the ever-quickening decline and every tick of the clock is just another ache, another pain, more guilt and shame.

But sometimes, just sometimes you forget. On a good day when the aches have subsided, when you've managed to make it past a mirror without looking you forget. Then you catch the eye of a young, 20-something year old girl and smile, and her reaction jolts you squarely back into reality. You're an old man looking at a girl who could be your daughter, hell even your granddaughter and all you can feel is shame and perversion. You go home, put on your most precious, favorite taffeta dress and some lipstick and look at yourself in the mirror. "Who's a pretty girl?" you ask.

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Who //5'5"// here?

>>41139968
I should also mention I'm 5'7".

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>>41139968
>Then you catch the eye of a young, 20-something year old girl and smile, and her reaction jolts you squarely back into reality. You're an old man looking at a girl who could be your daughter, hell even your granddaughter and all you can feel is shame and perversion. You go home, put on your most precious, favorite taffeta dress and some lipstick and look at yourself in the mirror. "Who's a pretty girl?" you ask.

>>41139968
Psh. 30 is nothing, you're only old if you give up. Kevin Levrone is 52 and he's ballin, Hugh Jackman is 48 and he's getting even more hotter.

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>tfw love the ass on the right, but love the gap in the middle

hard choice

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"Who's that pretty lady?" I ask myself again, this time winking coyly at the girl in the mirror looking back at me. I could be my own daughter. If I squint my eyes and look at that blurred reflection I swear I could be that girl, that precious baby girl who shares my DNA with the woman I once loved.

"Who's a horny girl?" I wink again. "Naughty, sexy girl!". I begin to strut in my high heels. I feel electric, not longer the old man being looked at with disgust by that young slut in the street. I am that young slut.

I grab my cardboard cutout of Isley and place it in the centre of the room. "Ooooh, what a big strong man you are!" I say, stroking his shoulder with a painted fingernail. I circle around cutout, making sure my legs are in full view as I finally find myself square in front of it again. I casually drop an earring on the carpet in front of myself.

"Oooooh, I'll better get that!" I gasp, then slowly bend forward, reaching to the ground making sure the cardboard cutout gets a full view of my hairy legs wrapped in this tight miniskirt.

The cat wanders in front of me and we make eye contact. We stop, eyes locked for a good 10 seconds. I'm being watched. I'm being judged. The cat looks back at me knowingly and I begin to shriek. I whip around and lash out at the cardboard cutout, punching Isley squarely in his paper-card head, bending it back. I fall to the floor and start sobbing.

>>41139620
Calm down captain insecurity. He wasn't talking about muscles, he was talking about how everything appears from so high up. Christ.

>>41140051
>having a cat

definitely not going to make it

>>41139396
Because 6'8 is too tall 6'2-6'4 is where your height is actually advantageous. Its not exactly fucking brain surgery mate is it?

>>41139620
6'5 also

I wouldn't trade it for the world

>>41139396
6'8 is just crazy tall.
Better to be freakishly tall than short. You're 11 inches taller than the 5'9 american average. Imagine being on the opposite end, standing at 4'10. It's literal midget status. People may give you weird looks and shit, but at least you wont be treated like a child your entire life as a 4'10 male.

Sucks that taller people die sooner on average, though. If society fucks up and has to restart, you'll be something noteworthy when someone digs up your body. Most of us will be forgotten quickly after passing.

>>41140051
I run to the shower, distraught, almost tripping over the cat who flees knowing what is about to happen. I fling open the door and aim my head toward the sink, but too late. A torrent of vomit streams from my head, blasting it's way out of my nostrils and mouth.

Blinded, I swing around furiously hearing the noise of fresh vomit splatter against the floor and wall tiles. I start to scream but another flood of stomach acid bursts out of my oesphagus burning the back of my throats and nostrils as it is puked out.

I stumble toward the shower and turn on the cold faucet then collapse inside the cubicle, the shower floor now a mix of tears, half digested food and freezing water. I manage to make some sound, a long guttural bellow ending in a high pitched squeak. I look up and notice the cat staring at this scene from the doorway. He briefly makes eye contact, then slinks away, disgusted.

I've got to get this makeup off. Now. I get up and start frantically dousing my face with water, rubbing my lips and cheeks as vigorously as possible. "You're a man, you're a MAN" I reassure myself as I briefly catch a glimpse of my flaccid dick poking out from under the soaking wet miniskirt.

"Youre a MAN! Stop it! STOP IT! Stupid! Baby!", I cry out, slapping myself across the face sharply with each sentence I yell. I feel like I've been gang raped and need to wash off the muck and shame that covers me from head to toe. "Baby! Weak!", I yell, each word accompanied by a short, sharp slap across the face.

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>thought I was 5'10
>actually 5'9.5
>shorter than my friends
>don't think I'm going to get any taller

Its not fucking fair, my brother is 6'2 and my dad is 6'. Fuck my mom and her inferior genetics. Ive got a big cock but that doesn't mean shit if I'm manlet tier

What have I even been trying for guys?

Should I just kill myself now?

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I kind of understand your pain lad.

A mate of mine is 6'7". We're in the army and he can't properly fit into any of our vehicles. If we ever hit a mine the chaps neck is fucked.

Pic related is what the poor fucker has to squeeze into most days

>>41141083
Also makes for a bigger target and harder to get into cover.

Lankets are basically dead men walking.

>>41139620
You used to go to Kennesaw State University
I once heard you refer to your arms as "sniper rifles".

>>41141121
True. He can't really properly get down behind a wall or anything.

Plus, digging trenches with him is bullshit. We have to dig a trench long enough for the tallest man to lie down in and deep enough for him to be able to hide effectively

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>it's a tall person trying to make people feel sorry for him post

>>41139396
This, I'm 6'5 and hit my damn head on everything.
Plus the amount of autistic girls opening with "wow you're really tall", what the fuck am I supposed to say to that? Just completely puts me off, I'd happily trade away a couple of inches to one of you guys

>>41141126
sure ya did pal

>>41141173
You did.
You were saying that if other people's arms were assault rifles, yours were sniper rifles.
It was one of the cringiest things I've ever heard.

>>41141151
6'6, let's not forget the classic
>do you play basketball?

>it's an autist insecure 5/10 faced gymcel ethnicel nerd tries to passively brag in every thread to hide his crippling depression episode

this is kinda pathetic

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>>41141189
>tfw fake irl stalker

>>41141214
>tfw internet stalker

>>41141214
I ain't looking at your lil meat lol.
Also, you need to learn when to green text.

>>41141247
post pic

:^)

>>41139620
damn nigga u ugly

>>41139968
9/10

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>>41139455

No bro 6'4 here. This is the sweet spot, you are the tallest in any group or social circle. Girls mire, you can get lots of girl almost purely because you're a big guy.

>>41141257
I'm good sniper man

>>41139591
leg elongation surgery?

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>>41141339
bye, loser

>tfw I just get done saying how it's unavoidable for me to not be noticed and some low presence irl loser comes to tell me how he remembers something I said 2+ years ago

>>41141366
unfortunate face, not even lookism can save you

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>>41141387
talking shit on the internet can't save you

>we already know you won't talk shit to my face because you had the chance and you didn't

still waiting on your pics or are you gunna keep shit talking thru the safety on compie skween

>>41141398
added to the gymcel folder

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>>41141398

>>41139968
kek

>>41141398
Were you like this 'personality wise' before steroids? I'm natty and from what my friends have told me taking test gives you a god complex personality especially if you are "___loading" I forget the term but its taking alot of test n shit

>>41139620

Why the fuck do you have to post your picture... If that is you. Lets all pray that jesus kills you, hopefully in drive by (niggas seem to like that).

>>41140172

This dude is so much better than you.
I mean he talks some weird shit and but he shits all over you. All the lifting will never help you....

>I run to the shower, distraught, almost tripping over the cat who flees knowing what is about to happen. I fling open the door and aim my head toward the sink, but too late. A torrent of vomit streams from my head, blasting it's way out of my nostrils and mouth.
>Blinded, I swing around furiously hearing the noise of fresh vomit splatter against the floor and wall tiles. I start to scream but another flood of stomach acid bursts out of my oesphagus burning the back of my throats and nostrils as it is puked out.
>I stumble toward the shower and turn on the cold faucet then collapse inside the cubicle, the shower floor now a mix of tears, half digested food and freezing water. I manage to make some sound, a long guttural bellow ending in a high pitched squeak. I look up and notice the cat staring at this scene from the doorway. He briefly makes eye contact, then slinks away, disgusted.
>I've got to get this makeup off. Now. I get up and start frantically dousing my face with water, rubbing my lips and cheeks as vigorously as possible. "You're a man, you're a MAN" I reassure myself as I briefly catch a glimpse of my flaccid dick poking out from under the soaking wet miniskirt.
>"Youre a MAN! Stop it! STOP IT! Stupid! Baby!", I cry out, slapping myself across the face sharply with each sentence I yell. I feel like I've been gang raped and need to wash off the muck and shame that covers me from head to toe. "Baby! Weak!", I yell, each word accompanied by a short, sharp slap across the face.

>>41139518
Funny thing is in europe 180cm is basically seen as tall (5'11) so you still have a chance lad
Though being 190cm masterrace feels much better

>>41141126
Lmfao

>>41142025
>>Why the fuck do you have to post your picture... If that is you. Lets all pray that jesus kills you, hopefully in drive by (niggas seem to like that).
Harsh but justified

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>>41139396

Hello newfriend

The height/manlet threads are a tradition around here a "meme" if you will


>>41141334
Can confirm I'm 6'4 in boots and i get a lot more female attention when i wear them than without 6'2

>>41142087
>>41142050
>>41142025
>>41141515
Hey guys, your jelly is showing

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>>41139582
I choose left one bro, ...'cause better quads u know.

>>41142916
U should keep posting pics, sniper arms

>>41143037
so jelly blinded by buttrage

>>41143037
lol big talk for a fucking anonymous poster who doesn't post pics, your so fucking pathetic your even less than a unrecognizable voice that pesters without risking taking criticism, because you can't annoy me, i can ignore you, bye anon, go back to your pathetic life, and pathetic lifts, and pathetic body.

3>2>1

>>41141334
>guy who stand out of the crowd gets surprised when people look at him

im starting to believe you live in some alternative reality. i have a 6'5 roomate, people look at you because youre a fucking giant, not because "wow he is tall i want to suck his dick so badly".
you know who else get attention? everyone who isnt average, including fat people

>>41143099
Warning!
jelly rising

>>41143099
>implying girls don't like tall guys

manlet detected

>>41143107
im 6'1, my heart is shit and its already fucking uncomfortable sitting in half the bars in town. you already admitted that you stand out of every crowd, people noticing it is fucking natural you narcisstic cunt

>>41143099
go back to programming python phaggot

>>41139396
Thank you self-esteem anon

>>41143078
>I can ignore you
Is that right?

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>>41143141

>>41143153
>implying i'm the person you responded to

you really do have an ego, you are so used to samefagging you think everyone else does it?

>my heart is shit
boohoo

>>41143178
its an anonymous imageboard, i dont care who you are, it does not change my message

anon admitted standing out of every crowd. if you stand out, you will get attention. and just because you get attention, that does not mean its positive, thats why i said fat people

>>41143212
>implying girls don't prefer taller men
>implying girls think the same of a fat guy as a tall /fit/ guy

apples to oranges

you sounds like a little bitch, A.

>>41143212
>implying girls don't like popular guys

>implying guys that get more attention don't have it easier getting popular

what are you on about?

>>41143230
>implying girls don't prefer taller men
>>41143177

>implying girls think the same of a fat guy as a tall /fit/ guy

pretty sure people in general does not give a fuck about you thats why you try to gain attention from your height on an anonymous korean basket waving forum. noticing something is not equal to giving attention to someone

>>41143255
lmao some tall guy must have fukked some girl you know

;)

>>41143270
:DD SAVAGE ;))))

>>41143280
print "Faggot"

:^)

>>41139620
You look like cross between mexican and negro.
JamaHuan. Tyrogomez

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>>41139620
>DYEL
>clearly in his parents house
>"sniper rifles"
>calling people faggots

>>41144526
Don't forget he posted his dick

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>>41144526
I think he's trolling, but you are obviously a newfriend, his old trip was "BigNig"

>>41139968
nice post

but srs, my dad still plays ball with the boys at age 50 just fine

anyone complaining at age 37 is a MASSIVE faggot

>>41140043
>liking ass gapes
What the fuck is wrong with you

>>41141334
6'4' is too much. Running is harder for you (I mean long distance) and you have a shortened life span

6 - 6'2 is the best. You are taller than most of the people, girls mire, no inconvenients. The only poeple who think you are short are lankets that look like shit

>>41144865
Thigh GAP breh

>>41139702
is this pasta

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>>41139396
>why anyone would want to be tall and not average height
because your can place your arm and beer around or on the head of your sub 5'7" girlfriend,
and watch them giggle while under any other circumstance they'd be mad as fuck.

>>41139396
5'11"-6'2" is best range to me.

>>41139396
6'6+ is just awkwardly tall.

I'm 6'4 and it's fucking great. Tallest person most places but not freakishly tall.

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>>41146502
>6 - 6'2 is the best
This.

6'4 really doesn't have an advantage over 6'. Once you hit at least 5'10 height begins to mean less and less and factors like face and frame become paramount. Sure, the 5'10 guy with an average face will out slay the 5'6 guy with a pretty boy face. But the 6'0 guy with a prettyboy face is going to out slay the 6'4 guy with an average face every fucking time.

tl;dr less than 5'10" you're FUCKED. 6-6'2 is IDEAL. Height counts for SHIT w/o face and frame to boot.

>>41139518

> I legit look like a highschooler who got lost there even though I'm 22.
>even though I'm 22

A 22 year old that looks young?! Whaaaat?!

>>41147087
i turned 22 a few days ago, and i look like a depressed, middle aged divorced father who just moved his box of stuff into his new apartment
>tfw resting grumpy grandpa face

>>41139396
nobody wants to be 6'8 they want to be 6'2-6'4

>>41147058
you have to be freakishly short to fail with a prettyboy face. much lower than 5'10.

6'-6'2 is indeed ideal though for prettyboys.

>>41147058
Probably the most accurate post relating to this topic I've ever seen

>>41139396
One thing taller people will find hard to believe is that even women try to be aggressive with you if you are a short man. I've had women square up like they could really do something to me and the only explanation I can think of is because I'm not always taller than them. It still blows my mind any time it happens.

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>6'5"
>live in Miami surrounded by Cubans
I just blend right in

>>41147058
just barely make the cut at 5'10.5" wew

>5'8"
>dont really give a fuck
>yeah it would be nicer to be taller but whatever
>never had a problem getting girls

I legit feel bad for people who insecure over their height.

>>41141045
I'm 5'9 with a 5'4 mum and 5'6 dad. All about perspective breh. It's not all about looks, srs.

>>41147058
Lemme guess you're right in that range too. Wow what a coincidence

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>>41148292
>All about perspective breh

No shit

why r u fucks so dumb lol

#1 thing to have is good game, not height, not muscles, but good game.

you can have height + muscles, but if you dont have game, you aint gettin shit.


ITT: angry virgins trying to deflect why they cant get any pussy instead of owning up to it and realizing they can fix it

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5'9" down here. My gf is a stunning/natural 5'10" yoga enthusiast and I absolutely love it. We both wear Lululemon gear, i'm a little embarrassed to say.

She almost never wears high heels, not that it would even bother me. She absolutely detests thick dudes, regardless of height.

I keep my physique lean and slender because it suits my height better. Lots of HIIT, some kettle bells and yoga.
If you're a short guy like me, you can do a lot of damage by going curl-bro or too thick imho.

>>41148853

This, x1000. Exercise this muscle.

im 6'3

love my height and "you're so tall" is usually one of the first things people say to me

>>41148861
shut the fuck up you manlet

>>41149128

mad lanklet detected

>>41143177

Well? Is it the line for burgers?

>>41149128

that's raw buttmad emotion

>>41139620
>nigger with a chink face

No wonder you over-compensate.

>>41149204
I want to know this as well.

>>41141045
kys for lying so bad.
Everybody in this world would change his height for a big dick.

All here try to get Girl, well ist pretty easy with a big shower.
No Girl would have slept with me if i told her, hey Baby im 6'5''...
But quest what, i laid couple of qts just showing my dick off.

So... dick size over height Little dicked fagoto

>>41147238
>I've had women square up like they could really do something to me
I'm 6'2" in shoes and that also happens to me. Nothing to do with height, it's just the usual women being women.

>>41139702
>manlets are humble as fuck

>hasn't heard of Napoleon complex

>>41141398
You have a shitty face. Not everyone is autistic for not finding you attractive. Your posts are the cringiest I've seen on /fit/, which only serves to make you look more unattractive

>>41142921
Can someone edit this pic and write "my dick" in the last pic

>>41141398
Neck yourself mudman

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>>41150219
>Your posts are the cringiest I've seen on /fit/
imagine if he was a brony ...

>>41150219
>>41150311

lol this dude is still samefagging, mirin the amount of jealous hate this guy gets, how can I achieve this?

>>41150347
>>41150311
Literally the first post I've made in this thread. But, okay.

>>41150312
>imagine if he was a cripple vegan who brags about how big his dick is and how good his lifts are

oh the irony

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>>41140051
do your nipples not get along?

>>41150312
>>41150312
>Ist no secret, i have a big cock. Im almost always wearing spandex Shorts so that grills can mire my fucking bulge.

>So i dont get a hard on anymore, but i can inflate and deflate my dick when ever i want and for so long i want.

>brags about useless penis and people miring fake penis he inflates will pump in ballsack

why are you talking about others being cringey again?

please go get a faster bike, hit the autobahn and finish the job you started.

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>>41150364
>>41150474
jealous

>>41150525
how does it feel after you finish jerking off to have to deflate your dick manually?

feel good brah?

>>41150525
>jealous of a cripple with a fake dick when I can get a fake dick if I wanted to ruin my perfectly good working one and then I would have a huge fake dick without being a fucking cripple fuck

yeah bro, so jello

>>41139396
>why are there so many threads about height and people wanting to be taller
Because people want a scapegoat outwith their control for why their lives aren't going the way they want.

I'm 6'2 and if anything would prefer to be 5'11 ish. I am always the tallest in a group of people so stick out everywhere, and people comment on it often which I really don't like. Also, women never approach tall people because of their height. That is a myth. Being over 6ft does not magically make your life better.

>>41150541
im not jerking off anymore... no fap for almos 4 years now... still looking at porn every fucking day... at least a fuck every week end, some time between the week too.

Yeah i must inflate and deflate my dick manually... sometimes is it a bit weird, cause im explaning this shit every time to the qts...
I stopped fapping cause i dont cum so easely... even when i fuck grills. Today im going to try it again. A new polaka qt Sub is going to come by, wish me luck.

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>>41150546
well ist not entirely a fake dick...
You get to inplants in your own dick...
Dick from outside is the same, Feeling is the same... you just inflate and deflate it whenever you want.
Getting a penile inplant cost ca. 15.000€, if you have to pay it yourself. I got it for free cause health insurance.
Soo it not o bad, if i had the Money i would do it even if a didn't hade the accident.
It kind of making it good, for me not moving so well, at least i dont go soft anymore...

>>41139396
Funny thing. When I check IDs there are a similar portion of tall dudes who exaggerate their heights as shorter guys.

There's a guy about 6'4" or 6'5" who claims to be your height, and nobody calls him on it.

>>41150568
>women never approach tall people because of their height
I'm 6'1 and get approached by girls pretty often in gym or parties, and im 110% confident i would not be approached if i was any less than that

Though i feel like this is the good spot to be on, surely 6'2 gives you a bit more female attention but that would be painful as i already receive it almost too much to handle because of light anxiety

>>41151080
why would someone at that height lie to be even taller?

>>41139396
I'm 5'6 and my height doesn't bother me, my weight does more than anything. Have really struggled with weight loss.