>one of two grils at my gym >the other girl is confident

Congratulations on being the only girl at your gym that isn't a sex offender.

i'll give you some beef bby hurhurhurhur

but seriously, you're a girl. All you have to do is pretty much be not hideous and any guy who is not autistic will want to talk

girls seriously do not know how easy they have it

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>>41137550
Yes but
>one of the guys is in my physics course
>rumour has it he's crushing on me
>that boi has a$$ets too, which is my biggest fetish
>he's too much of a fag to approach me
>I'm too much of a dyke to approach him

Why am I like this and how do I stop

>>41137550
That is very odd that if men started groping women in public they'd get slapped or have the police called on them, yet if a woman does it and the man reacts in a similar manner the woman would probably play him off as being weird

>>41137550
Great thanks, I'll just rub those congratulations all up in my pussy and I'll be all set.

>>41137574
>but seriously, you're a girl. All you have to do is pretty much be not hideous
Girls be like teehee you pull so much dick
Well
WHERE IS IT
>and any guy who is not autistic will want to talk
Literally the only guys who talk to me are random creeps on Instagram
Inb4 "ur power walk scares them away gurl!"
>girls seriously do not know how easy they have it
If it was easy then I would've been penetrated by now >:(((

>>41137581
>he pretends to be a girl
Why would he do this?

>>41137589
They seem to e n j o y and encourage it
>or are they all part of her giant harem

>>41137581
Make an effort to it next to him in class, say something to him, make a joke no matter how stupid. Unless you're literally monstrous you won't be seen as creepy, and you can gauge his interest that way. If he seems interested, try to get lunch or coffee after class sometime. Considering its pretty much the end of the semester you may have to expedite that to the point of seeming desperate but really who gives a shit.

>>41137612
Why the fuck would I pretend
How hard is it to believe
>at the gym
>surrounded by built, half naked guys
>They're constantly sweating and grunting around you
>you watch their muscles bulge as they squat and press
>watch their ass and junk jiggle in loose shorts as they walk by

This is an actual problem for women and it really isn't fucking pleasant

>female
Hmmm are you sure you're not a gaiboi?

>>41137615
I have no balls
And I'm super self conscious
Also my uni has this huge slut shaming problem. If I make an explicit move I'll get harassed to no end.
>tfw lost 40lbs
>still never gonna make it dickwise

>>41137645
whats your general location? US?

>>41137615
I have no balls
And I'm super self conscious
Also my uni has this huge slut shaming problem. If I make an explicit move I'll get harassed to no end.
>tfw finally at goal weight
>still never gonna make it dickwise

>>41137645
I'm surprised being a whiny insufferable cunt isn't working. Pop your pussy lips out your leotard.

>>41137609
post a pic

>>41137649
Nope, Vancouver

>>41137629
100% sure I'm a gril, have confirmed

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>>41137676
But how is it r e l e v a n t

Doesn't look like much but I can squat twice my weight

>>41137688
the point is to see you in clothes that you wear at the gym, maybe some progress pics if you've taken them.

Grab his ass as he walks by

>>41137688
>No sitting in this area
wow edge lord this is why you can't get guys

>>41137688
maybe you should shave that unibrow


also pls be in PIttsburgh

>>41137645
>lost 40 lbs
Keep going. If >>41137688 is an accurate pic, you're not only frumpy, you're still fat. Learn how to take care of your hair, damn girl.

go r9k for this shit

also you are fat

no (yous), because i know you are f5ing this fucking thread anyway

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>>41137713
Sigh
>wip 6_6

>>41137688
Post another pic with full body standing up.I cant tell if youre fat or skinny with very wide hips.

>>41137651
If you aren't going to take this advice then what's the point of this thread? This is the best and most sensible advice you could get. Stop being paranoid about slut shaming, small talk with a guy is not going to get you to be the biggest slut in school

>>41137790
I dont know what to say OP youre body is average and good enough; any cut guy at the gym would want to dick you down if you flirted with them.

Just talk I guess. But since like you said youre one out of two girls itll get weird. And what fucking gym has only two girls?

>>41137763
N00b question: what's f5ing

>>41137813
if you do 3 of them, you break the streak

>>41137813
it means refresh.

>>41137790
fairly attractive. just talk to that one physics dude or whatever. ask him for help or advice or whatever. if you both finish at the same time, say that you're going for coffee and ask if he'd like to tag along. the girls generally have the power in initially encounters so you can use that however you'd like.

>>41137763
Who the fuck seeks advice on r9k
>>41137808
The kind of gym where the guys throw plates like Frisbees
>this actually fucking happens
>it's like a /sir/ comic come to life
>they also stand on barbells while grabbing the pull up bar and walk the barbell like some sort of hover board

Tbh there's technically more grils but they fleed to a separate walled area dedicated to crossfit
I don't blame them at all

>>41137790
you're most of the way there keep going

>>41137651
This is why most men hate women.
>get reasonable advice
>disregard the advice

>>41137844
I guess its up to you. Just say anything, guy are pretty friendly if your not ugly.

Just talk to a guy and in few weeks he'll have his cock in your mouth.

>>41137609
I'll penetrate you bby

>>41137688
dude. you're asian. just suck your dad's dick. why isn't anyone telling this girl to suck her dad's dick? she's asian!

>>41137869
I'm not disregarding the advice, I'm voicing concern regarding it
Male strategies won't necessarily work for females

>>41137927
>Asian
I'm Greek you retard

>>41138003
that is so close to being asian that i'm having trouble figuring out why you took pains to make the distinction.
besides, now i get it. everyone knows you're a ticking obese bomb. within a month of any point in your life you could balloon 100 lbs permanently.

you look weak as shit. pick up a sandwich, do GOMAD+SS and bulk to 140kg and go full frogmode to squatting 350kg, then you'll be swimming in dick.

>>41137518
>liking men
lol what a fag

lol ask him to spot your squat

>OP is teetering near the "can't get it up" zone but wonders why a social retard won't approach on their own
Your size isn't unattractive but it is intimidating

>>41137688
taga-manila ka ba?

>>41137609
Lower your standards. It's easy to get a man who'll fuck you as long as you don't expect him to be attractive, hygienic or to ever call you again.

>>41137518
Next time you're in the gym, lay a fat log of feces in your underwear. You will be noticed, and you will get tons of attention in the area that you've been wanting attention.

>>41137581
Next time you walk by him just smile and say "hi" unsolicited then continue on your way. It implants the seed.

>>41137994
Guys know what would work on them though. This is like when I tried to explain to a girl that guys don't find victoria's secret stuff sexy, they find stuff like Wicked Weasel stuff sexy. We're hard wired differently and unless the dude is super shy and afraid of being rejected he wouldn't turn down coffee without good reason (aka a gf already or gay). You're attractive enough to warrant dating and getting dicked just gotta change your gameplan. You're approaching this as the 40 lbs heavier you mentally and not the new "fuck me daddy" you. Just fucking get your shit together and make a pass at him. We men are fucking notoriously stupid about advances since it's normally our job. It took me 10 years of dating to figure out people don't just randomly touch your shoulder when they talk to you.