>"Wow dude you've been getting really ripped!"

>>41127963
Thanks, y-you too

>>41127963
>you got even blacker

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>>41127963
this

Just cepture a cep

I wish there would be black girls like that in my country.

>>41127963
Do something to escalate to touching. Even something as stupid as poking yourself and saying you're still doughy can work quite well.

Pro tip: if they don't escalate to touching even with big cues, either you're misreading the situation, they're not interested but are giving out weird signals, or they're gonna be real hard work to bed because they're so shy/insular/autistic. Or something like that.

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>>41128019
>actual advice

You're not allowed to get laid, you haven't even unlocked her character

ayy gurl

cuz dam

>>41128019
and

what happens after the touching

i have aspergers you have to lay this out step by step for me

>>41127963
IM NOT THE ONLY ONE GETTING RIPPED TONIGHT BBY

>>41128082
Take your Ponos to her vagoo and jam it in

>>41128018
Same.

I'd trade the 'african-americans' for the mudslimes in my country in a heartbeat

>>41127963
Why does she look cute what the fuck she literally looks like she's white but darker than coal it's weird as shit

>>41128082
Touch her and hang around until it turns her on noticeably then put the penis in her moist vagina.

>>41128136
How does a black woman look white to you? Retarded.

>>41128157
> He only sees skin tone

>>41128059
Kek

Do a cep flex. If she interested she will feel you up and say woww so hard. Then you say "thats not the only thing that got hard ;)" and fuck her right then and there. No need to thank me

>>41127963
>reply: "heh XD"
>then change the subject

only good reply

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>>41128271
Are you me?

>>41127963
Getting compliments is a major source of Italian pasta dishes- A girl once felt up my bicep/tricep, literally said "Damn, boy", even though we're not English, and all I could say was an awkward "Thanks" with an awkward smile, and I have no fucking clue where to go from there.

>>41127963
n-no just buying smaller shirts h-heh :’)

>>41127963
I swear this is just a white girl in black face

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>>41128082
insert your cloaca into her gestation sac, release your eggs into her and then wait 30 days

after that point she'll biteyour head off and lay the pupated larva in your head and they will grow into a healthy litter of aspergi

>>41128817
I keked

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I will never have a black gf.
Why live, /fit/?

>>41128767
It's a mix of the nose, makeup and hair. Not sure if I would call it "white" though.

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>>41128984
If you think like that you never will

You gotta believe..... and preferably have a 8x6 penur

>>41128817
>aspergi
Nice

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>>41128136
there are different african ethnic groups

>>41128984
are you American and white?

If you are you'll have no trouble getting a black gf if you actually apply yourself.

why are black girls so hot

does she have silver poisoning?

>>41127988
checked and kekked

>>41127963
Say "you think?" or "really" autismo how is this hard?

>>41127963
just smile and say thank you
no need for a crazy response
if she is interested she will ask you questions which you can answer in more detail

>>41130002
They're not

I'll rip your asshole in half like wet tissue paper

>>41127963
Pull shirt up to show pecs and pants down till it's just above the leaning tower of penis and say "You think so?" with a sort of a smirk or full shit eating grin.

Either spend the next few minutes talking her into telling me how wet she is and that she wants to fuck or spend the rest of the time listening to her shit talk me so she can talk herself out of wanting to fuck me and egging her on by being a complete chad/jamal pseudo rapist stereotype then kiss her full on the lips while she's fuming and angry or just exasperated.
Either way she's having multiple orgasms and I'm getting this 9 inch daddy dick in her and pumping a load in or on her.

>>41128271
That's unironically how I always respond.

Say some fag shit. 'Well I hope you know how to sew.' Slam bam that ass anon

>>41127963
"You should see me in my underwear!"

>>41127998
>that hotrod flame pencil pouch
best touch

>>41127963
Just act cool. not like she wants you to whip your dick out.

>>41130926
>Pull shirt up to show pecs and pants down till it's just above the leaning tower of penis and say "You think so?" with a sort of a smirk or full shit eating grin.

shit sounds like it comes from literally every anime or 12y old boys dream.

>>41129994
>>41128984
This, anon, go for nerdy black girls if you're still having trouble, they're always down for white guys

>>41128157
>>41128170
Tumblr is invading.

>>41131628
There's a nerdy white guy on twitch I follow, he's got a good attitude, but he hooked up with an 8/10 cute nerdy biracial black girl. She wants his dick so bad, he gives her a kiss and has to tell her to leave him alone so he can stream. I am fucking flabbergasted.

>>41127963
"Haha nah, barely look like I lift. *pull out phone and show picture of Zyzz semi naked"
"What no, I'm not gay it's my goal body, saving a guys po2c doesnt make me gay"
"Haha please respond"

>>41127963
thanks babe

>>41128285
Man peebee is so garbage especially if you compare her to liara or even any other asari in andromeda I was so bummed I couldn't bang dr lexi more like dr sexy amirite fuck this game

>>41128984
I don'T know why, but I like short haired black girls who have hair that is less chemicals and more hair.
And some of them have such a neutral dick sucking faces, man......

>>41129760
And I hate them all.

>>41130002
>why are hot girls so hot?
gee i wonder

>>41133703
Wow edgy

>>41127963
>when you still haven't unlocked your gf

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>>41133703

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>>41128817

>>41127988
lmfao

>>41134991
>edgy

>>41134991
piss off reddit

>>41133703
Granted he's being an edgy faggot about it, but I genuinely dont find black girls attractive. I'm huge on hygiene and black girls tend to have a particular scent to them. I think it's the shit they do with their hair. Turns me off 100% to all of them. They seem dirty and greasy. Even a decent looking black girl is only pretty "for a black girl."
That's not even touching on the chimp facial structure.

i see you still havent gotten the promotion at your coal mining job

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>>41127988
>thinking that is her final form

Silly anon

>>41128019
A girl from a floor down did this to me a couple weeks ago and the week after
>be tech support
>go downstairs to visit a buddy who used to be in my team
>see said girl, she sees me
>prev months she started a convo with me at the pantry asking about some guy in my office she thinks was her uni senior
>now she says hi again and asks for help with work
>I grab her computer mouse and show her stuff
>puts her fingers on my wrist and sort of taps on it
>the week after she grabs my arms "are you heading home already? Wait for me :("

She's skinny and has bad skin, but she's as tall as I am. She might be cute if her skin is smoother.

>>41139426
>piss off reddit
there's no way you're older than 15

>>41127963
>>41129760
So who is this qt? On my phone got no reverse image search please help a dude

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black women with white facial aesthetics is mmmmmmmmmmhm

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>>41141036
They are two different people lol

Ops pic is theblackhannahmontana but she changed he insta name to single black mom or some shit

>>41129760
This is senait an Ethiopia model

>>41141077
>but she changed he insta name to single black mom or some shit
huelizard.gif

>>41140684
she's painting her face blacker than it really is for attention

>>41140993
Cum on her face bro I heard it's great for the skin.

>>41127963
"up yours nigger"

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>>41143724
rude tbqh

>>41144800
Black girls aren't my type, but DAYUM.

>>41127963
"damn, nigga you dark as fuck".

>>41128019
Holy shit thank you anon, didn't expect useful advice desu

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>>41127963
>>41129760
>>41140684
>>41141077
>>41144800
notice how shes only found attractive cus she doesnt have the typical nigger characteristics in her face? (big nostrils, huge lips etc)

black skin white girl face

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>>41133703

>>41127963
at night that sandwich be floatin

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Why is having a dark skinned gf so great?

>>41133703
B-but we Ethiopians like you anon

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>>41128157
>race = skin color
Wewist of lads.

>>41145865
Why is she so qt? She must have zero hardships in life.

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>>41146487
She looks like a white girl that walked in soot.

So she's got the ultimate exotic factor.

Plus she is orthodox Christian cause she's Ethiopian so you know she's pure

>you will never wake

>>41146561
she just looks like an indian

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>>41128170
>>41132404
>>41145510
>>41146288
>anything I like is inherently white!

those features originate in east africa, you mongs

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>>41127963
>b-back that a-a-ass up... heh heh...

no but seriously

>wow you've been getting really ripped!

you forgot to say (no homo) bro. that's just such a guy thing to say

>>41146604
>>anything I like is inherently white!
I'm not too fond of peanut butter, mud huts, and rap music. Sorry to disappoint, DeShaquandrius.

>>41146706
fun fact: peanut butter actually wasn't invented by a black man

>>41141077
she looks more indian than black

>>41128082
I think you'll have an easier time going for the sympathy angle. let girls know you have Asperger's. They may find it endearing and it will help them understand your weird social behavior. The learning curve you are trying to hurdle to act like a normie is outrageously difficult.

>>41127963
"Thanks, you look black please go away"

>>41146879
Of course it wasn't. A black man's never had an original idea in his life.

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>>41147851

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>>41145865
It's not dark skinned, It's a nigger. Race isn't skin color boyo. Not even gonna mention the fact that she's flat chested and you're, well, I wouldn't say ugly, but maybe it's for the best that you're a genetic dead end.

>>41128059
Lel

>>41127988
suitable digits desu

>>41127963
The one time I actually got swolested by a somewhat cute chick I pussied out.

Should I just off myself?

>>41147851
Bruh

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>>41148488
Dubs confirm.

Race-traitors will be the first to go on the DOTR.

>>41127963

>yeah, i've been doing a lot of pilates

>>41127963
>"Wow dude you've been getting really ripped!"
>What's the correct response to get laid?
Thanks, all my old clothes don't fit me anymore.
Wanna help me out?

some friends comment on that but im not sure if its a meme or something between them

>>41128084
this

>>41146604
>anything good was stolen from BLACK PEEPLE by white devils

>>41148488
Hold on, he's not that ugly. I would if he's subby.

>>41146561
It's too bas ethopians usually look like big head freaks because that christian orthodoxy is JUST RIGHT

>>41145865
you'r body is discust.

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>>41147851
There's something just inherently disgusting about the fact that she's black that makes me not even attracted to that. If that ass was on a white woman it would be a different story.

>>41149847
It's usually proportional. Ethipoians can get pretty tall.

>>41127963
I..I'm in love
Please bare my perfect and beautiful children.
I'll be a good hus...I'll be a good Fath...
I have a large dick and I'm good at cooking?

>>41150271
it's okey bcus shes used to bbc, it wouldn't work out anyway anon, it's for the best

>>41144800
I feel like my fingers would get all dirty if I touched her face.

>>41150271
I know what you mean anon. For me personally its because I have yet to met a black girl without an insufferable personality.
I'm currently living in Sweden and I'm slowly starting to feel the same repugnance towards blonds. Shit fucking sucks.

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>>41128157
>"Its only skin deep you guys!"

>>41150271
I think that ass is gross either way.
>>41150349
This desu. I guess its apart of their culture they're like that. Bit annoying when they hit on you but also a ego boost.

>>41127988
This This
This

>>41128211

Can confirmed this works 9 times out of 10.

>>41140993
Literally 66% of your greentext is completely irrelevant. Focus on what people might actually find interesting.
Not hating, just a thought.

>>41150471

COUSIN

>>41149889
>>41148488

How stupid do you have to be to think thats actually an anon?

Its a fucking model and he bf from her insta

you guys are literally mentally retarded

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>>41127963
just b urself

>>41127986
this is actually the correct answer. except

"haha thanks you look good too"

>>41151000
not quite,

you also have to explicitly state that you did not get ripped via autistic gym workouts

more like

"thanks, yeah, I've been going to some boxing classes with by bro"

depending on how conversation goes after that you can hint at how she looks good as well

>>41151045
depends on where you live I guess. literally everyone (well not the fat nerds) goes to the gym here. the only difference is how often and how hard they train. all the normie teenage and womens magazines are full of squatting and hip thrusts etc. and talking about going to the gym (not details, but like "I gotta go to the gym later today") is 10/10 normie tier.

>>41128061
underrated response

>>41150913
PECS

"No, I just wear smaller shirts."

I usually get more laughs from that, but that's just me sperging out too

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>>41127963
My bad for hijacking your thread, m8

some /fit anons might condemn me for doing this, but ever since I started working out ( 3 years ago ) I have never even approached a girl to ask her out. The times that I have been approached and then afterwards went out with a girl have been moderate, not too low, not too much. I kind of find it degenerate to stick to one girl and hope that she will go out with you, like she's some treasure or some shit, fuck that bro. All girls are the same, why focus ur attention on only one. Plus, It makes me feel even better when I tell a girl that asked me out that we either have sex on the first date or she can fuck off, that way they have no response at all dude, well they probably hate my guts and spew shit about me to their girl friends but after all, those who didn't agree shouldn't have fucking sticked around me and did everything possible to get my attention.

>>41127963
Aye, she's pretty cute.

>>41144800
Her face is definitely painted here. You can see where her lips got rubbed a bit, revealing her real lip color.

>>41127963
She looks like the 10/10 escort i banged in amsterdam.
>tfw no gf

>>41128115
Anyone is better than muslims

>>41146604
No they are caucasiod facial features