Who here bulks in bananas? Eating 30 bananas and 4 protein scoops per day provides you with 3.5k+ calories and over 150g of high quality protein!
>easy and delicious to consume
>constant energy throughout the day
>high vitamin profile and good protein quality
>cheap af
Why haven't you /BOB/'d yet?
>>41122954
What the fuck
>>41122954
HE
>>41122954
>7950 bananas a year
>>41123179
Oh lord
>>41122954
>Yeah guys eat 30 bananas a day
>definitely healthy and in no way hazardous
>>41122954
Are you Freelee?
>>41122954
is this you?
nice gains brah
I feel like the insane amounts of potassium would fucking kill you
Cause BoB is for fags.
Goonswarm til I die.
>>41123675
OP here, no but I definitely have low blood pressure, which is awesome because I don't need to do cardio and can focus on my gains as much as possible
>>41123675
Why would it you retard?
>>41122954
Can a man live on bananas and eggs?
>>41122954
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsJaqloYXFg
>lowest phytonutrient fruit
>all that fructose
enjoy your liver insulin resistance
>>41122954
>10950 bananas a year
Fuckin hell mate
>>41122954
>lowest phytonutrient fruit
>all that fructose
Nice try, fructose is the most bioavailable form of carbohydrates, considering our species started of as berry hunters, not meat eaters
>>41123870
Because too much potassium is bad for you just like too much sodium is bad for you. Google sodium-potassium pump
>>41124521
It's also most prone to participate in nonenzymatic glycation and autoxidation, high bioavailability is part of the problem as fructolysis is very poorly regulated.
Carnivory started way earlier in our genus about 2.5 mya and our species has less copies of PFKP, more of AMY, and increased fructose malabsorption compared to other primates which is in accord with transitioning out of the fruit rich forest into the fruit poor savanna where starchy underground storage organs dominated carb calories.
Wild berries aren't remotely comparable to bananas either.
>>41122954
turns out, lil monkey fella
>>41124521
>>41124997
one of you is smarter than the other
HOO-HAH
>>41125114
What's with the monkeys?
>>41126285
they eat bananas
man this thread is bananas
>>41122954
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>>41122954
I just eat 36 eggs a day.
>>41124067
> insulin resistance
> bananas
> enjoy your autism, non existent abs and diabetes from eating ribs and bacon faggot
> pick 3
>>41122954
Do you eat the skin as well?
Or do you have a plantation and you use the skins as fertiliser?
>>41126702
>Yes Mister grocery guy I'd like 7 gallons of bananas please.
Secret picture of the OP shopping for his bananas
>>41123675
No person in the history of mankind has ever died of potassium poisoning from food.
There are however people that die of cancer, diabetes and heart disease every day.
I don't even think I can buy 30 bananas each day here in Germany. Maybe if I switch supermarkets every 2 days or so. Maybe.
>that many bananas
>>41122954
are you from Somalia?
>>41123639
I always thought 'Freelee the banana girl' was a porno or something
Turns out it (was) a youtube channel
>>41122954
1 banana = ~£0.10
1 scoop = ~£0.18
Fuck me OP you could be onto something
>>41123179
Bananas contain 0.1 micro-sieverts of radiation.
Which means that after 63 years, you'll have eaten over 2 sieverts of bananas (assuming no loss in radiation) and will likely die.
>>41123179
>>41124259
>>41128203
>2Sv is fatal
>A banana contains 1µSv
>1µSv = 0.000001Sv
>1Sv = 1000000µSv
>2 million bananas will kill you from radiation
>It would take you 182 years to die from banana induced radiation poisoning.
>It would only take a couple of weeks to die from banana induced Potasiam Chloride poisoning.
>>41122954
Diabetes.
>>41122954
screencap
im in it
>>41122954
I really, really, really like this thread
>>41122954
>30 bananas
>>41122954
I like to suck on them.
>>41128321
>not killing yourself with bananas
Never gonna make it