>have girl over >we sitting on my bed talking about random

>>41118132
You autist, she now thinks you're calling her fat.

That was pretty creepy, anon.

>>41118132
Why did you say that?

what the fuck

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>>41118132

>>41118132
She will never come over again, nice one

>>41118132
>have girl over
>sitting on your bed

bruh, i hate to tell you this but advice i always give to younger guys is that if you get a girl to sit on your bed you have already fucked her in 90% of cases

its so easy to transition to kissing touching etc once you get them in the appropriate spot

you have to fuck up _bad_ to make a girl leave at that point. stop volunteering information and stick to responses until you learn to keep your spaghetti in

How did you even manage to have her over in the first place

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>>41118132

>relying on a picture of some random slut to fuel your power during a set

That's where you fail

If it was your wife that'd be acceptable

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>>41118132
I'm sorry OP, you shouldve said that when u were in relationship with that grill

Learn from mistakes and move on

>>41118132
Why are women always so uptight about this shit.

If a girl said something similar to what you said I would be like ok cool whatever while trying to undress her if she's already on my bed.

At least you banged her though, right OP?

OP HERE

I was actually joking, no girl has ever been on my bed before. fooled you guys!

>>41118237
hell yeah man

>>41118132
>haha anyway i need to go home
if she wanted to fuck she had the chance to say you think of me that much and lean in for a kiss

i guess most girls are sexually retarded in real life compared to movies

>>41118292
lol good one, I was wondering how you could've possibly tricked her to go to your bed