>be me, kissless virgin
>gravely autistic (talk to imaginary friends and things like that)
>also really fucking ugly
>because of this I never EVER leave my belltower
>spend my days playing with figurines and working out
>routine is cathedral climbing and bell ringing
>pretty sick gains, can lift an armed soldier with one hand
>one day Stacy shows up at the cathedral
>she treats me nicely and she even kissed me on the cheek
>she promises to come and visit me again
>now Im madly in love
>never felt this way before in my whole life
>one day she comes back, but she brought Chad with her
>Ihaveabadfeelingaboutthis.bell
>Chad is hurt in the shoulder or something, what a pussy
>Stacy asks me where my bed is
>points to my bed "O-over there.."
>Stacy puts Chad on the bed and starts making out with him on my own bed right in front of me while I watch
>mfw
How could Stacy do this to me /fit/?
How could she be so cruel?
I fucking HATE Chad...
what's your forearm routine?
>>41108922
Cathedral climbing works wonders bro
>>41108882
I always felt so bad for qwazi
>>41108973
yeah, phoebus was a pretty nice guy though.
he and qwazi are total bros at the end.
>>41109071
true
didn't like the gypsy though
>>41109071
In the book, Pheobus was a megadouche, Quasimodo was legit retarded, Esmeralda was 13, and Frollo was a good guy at the start.
>>41110078
Frollo was never not the good guy
I saw this movie a ton of times as a kid and I can't remember anything about it.
>>41110093
He was a tragic hero, a virtuous man searching for the philosopher's stone but driven mad by lust.
>>41110113
dude same